1) Holy fuck is Fleming ever Jeeted out. They lost 30 programs this year because of International Student Visa limits and their brochure is a sea of brown. Yuck.
2) Yes, it seems college is just advanced high school and university is for a more skilled career path. This seems to be evidenced by average earnings of graduates as I look at samples of both colleges and universities.
3) It is absolutely Ashton's fault that he went to a shit university and it is more about learned helplessness than stupidity. Much like he refuses to learn OBS, he refuses to just cram for tests the way he crams food in his gullet.
4) If my avatar, one of the worst amalgamations of genetic material to ever exist, can get into a law school (however disgraced that school may be), literally anyone can. If he were serious, he could have border hopped and came down to America. Although, believe it or not most law school graduates struggle for a long time, law is really an oversaturated field.
5) BEEJAMS!!! BEEJAMS!!!! BEEJAMS!!!!!