Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rick Nekieta]

ya he might walk away with 250k. Which wont get you anything today. And even if he could get a place for that he wouldn't because we all know that is going strait to his vices the second the check clears.

250K won't get you far in a suburban market and certainly nowhere near appropriate for 5 children. A single couple with a 250K budget still has decent options in the suburbs and great options in the sticks, not so much for five child families. If you're willing to hop over to South Dakota, 250K can get great properties in idyllic towns. With 250K and seven people to house, you're probably best buying several neighboring trailers for cash. With the online nature of his work, he can literally make dozens of dollars a day streaming.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Why should he keep paying on it? Look, he has five kids, that house is DESTROYED.

 

[JohnnyG]

Posting this answer on the internet guarantees any details I got wrong will be handily corrected in short order by my fellow, ever-lovely Kiwis

Very informative post. My only argument would be that foreclosure auction = getting a house for a song. Banks often demand at least the remaining mortgage amount, and there are people who attend these auctions for a living.

So to get a steal you want minimal/no mortgage remaining (old guy died without paying his property taxes maybe), an older house that needs work and isn't FHA eligible (to knock out speculators who want a quick flip/rental), and maybe some insider info (auction lists it as 1500sf 2 bed and you know it's 2000sf 3 bed).

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

>Reverse mortgage
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If it was a reverse mortgage the bank would be PAYING HIM every month.
It's just a normal mortgage or home equity loan. He put his home up for collateral for a lump some of cash. And he was supposed to have been paying it back every month. But he is a crackhead so he didnt.

Reverse mortgage is a thing old boomers get. They get a payment FROM THE BANK every month to maintain their boomer lifestyle and when they die the bank just owns the house. The sooner you die the better it is for the bank. If you get a reverse mortgage your accepting the bank will own the home in the end, and fuck handing down anything your kids.

A cursory online search indicated that Balldo would have needed to be 62 years old to even qualify for a reverse mortgage.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick and Kayla deserve this, the kids do not. Fuck Nick and Kayla for this.

 

[Burt Macklin]

This is literally Nick Mother Fuckin Rekieta .... Somebody with AI I'm sure can configure this to Nick and his voice.

THIS IS THE END .... MY ONLY FRIEND .... THE END. A fuckin rat is his last move ....

 

[MySonDavid]

Holy shit. I just want to be a fly on the wall when Nick's parents catch wind (potentially already caught) of their retard son's latest fuck-up.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

So what the fuck did Nick do with the $316k that he received BEFORE the Depp/Rittenhouse superchats and BEFORE his big money Rumble deal? That’s a LOT of fucking cocaine!

Retard probably got ripped off on the cocaine real bad. Like beyond white people getting ripped off bad.

Eros Escorts+Cocaine will blow through all your money as fast as you can get ahold of it. He probably also treated himself to some of the "Fly me to you" ones as well because you know he works hard and deserved it.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Please someone have the smug rackets clip of him eating the chip

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Thanks Nick for wishing me a gorillion hours with video editing software!

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I'm starting to get the feeling that nicks entire life has been a nightmare of retarded choices and the consequences are starting to catch up.

All he had to do was show up. He could keep up his small law firm in central Minnesota, or kept steaming, or be a gas station clerk and he'd still be fine since trusty money would cover all his needs. And he still fucked it up, inviting all this misery into his life by his own retarded actions. What a champ

I would still say the lifetime award is still in CWC's grasp, but fuck, Chris is acting relatively normal rn, Nick might just clinch it

Cinch it? 2025 is the year of his drug case, end of the monty case and his foreclosure, plus possible hacking/witness intimidation case. My mans got it in the bag bud.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine losing a house for $307k when it's value is 845k. That's insane.

Imagine being Nick Cuckieta. This isn't even just having a lawsuit against you.

This is he's literally so fucking retarded his house that he lives in is being foreclosed upon because he is so fucking retarded he can't even pay his mortgage. Because all that mortgage money went up his nose. That's why his kids had to cope with having the front door being busted in and the house being raided, because Nick is a total drug addict.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Wait an everliving fucking minute, didn't his father say something about having gotten the mortgage and/or property taxes current in the immediate aftermath of the initial arrest? Maybe that was just property taxes.

 

[AltisticRight]

guess who didn't take out a mortgage with his house and swamp as collateral, but instead sold it to The Church of Faith for a nice change?
Not just the superior courtroom operator.

 

[Neetorino]

What could Nick have possibly needed the money for that badly? Was it just for the nose candy all the way back in April '22? He didn't have legal probs with Monty until the start of '23 so it couldn't be that. The one conclusion I'm drawing that hasn't been toppled yet is that this is why Nick's selling the old house. He needs ths money to keep ownership over the current one.

Either way get fucked Nick, should've been better about paying off your debts! Hope CPS doesn't rethink having given the kids back. They won't, obviously, it's been discussed to death that they'll do everything but keep the kids away from Nick, but it'd be pretty funny and weird for them to rejoin the fray.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

How sad... Alexa, play Foreclosure of a Dream by Megadeth.

We are going to start the Rekieta 2025 Saga with a bang, and it's not even with his guilty plea hearing.

 

[RollingRock2]

Pictured: A man who manages his inheritance less terribly better than Nick

 

[Schwarzwald]

Can you imagine making as much income as Nick did in recent history, plus having a trust fund and coming from oil money, yet still getting yourself into this much trouble constantly? What an absolute child.

You've got my vote, buddy, but if you want to add to your lolcow resume for 2024 there is still time.

 

[Kheapathic]

BMJ gonna have to rename himself to Mid-Boss at this rate.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks Nick for wishing me a gorillion hours with video editing software!

COME ON BALLDO. Give us some more smug Balldo faces telling us how wrong we were, now that you're losing absolutely fucking everything!

 

[Homer Simpson]

>Reverse mortgage
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If it was a reverse mortgage the bank would be PAYING HIM every month.
It's just a normal mortgage or home equity loan. He put his home up for collateral for a lump some of cash. And he was supposed to have been paying it back every month. But he is a crackhead so he didnt.

Reverse mortgage is a thing old boomers get. They get a payment FROM THE BANK every month to maintain their boomer lifestyle and when they die the bank just owns the house. The sooner you die the better it is for the bank. If you get a reverse mortgage your accepting the bank will own the home in the end, and fuck handing down anything your kids.

As a man who has never owned a house and had a mortgage, this is actually super informative. Thank you.

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My sides, in orbit.

I clocked out of reading the thread cause nothing was happening, but as the old saying goes, the lord giveth and the lord taketh.