Null will be spending the new year building his website, improving himself, and possibly finding himself a True and Honest woman to marry and produce little Kiwi Farmers with.
We will be spending our new year improving our lives, being with our loved ones, and accomplishing our goals, all while laughing at retards on the internet.
What will Liz Fong-Jones, Field CTO of honeycomb.io be doing? Well, aside from enjoying consent accidents, he'll be spending his time trying to take down one stupid New Zealand web forum. Rather than spend his time with people he supposedly cares about, or seeing the wonders of the world before his eyes rot out of his block-shaped skull, he will be staring at a computer screen, desperately trying to bring down one little website. He wastes his life all because his pride was stung, something nobody outside of this little web forum needed to know.
However little you accomplished last year, know that your life was likely more fulfilling than Liz's ever was, and your new year will be more fulfilling than Liz's ever will be.