Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Stalkerchilding innocent Senator Tammy Baldwin with fat voicemails...
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Oh man, I wish we could hear those calls...

"Noooo senator child, you are not lisTening to whaT I am Telling you! The Supreme Court decision does. noT. maTTer!"

But on second thought, he's probably lying and not making those calls at all. All his political "activism" is performative, for social media engagement. Claiming you're calling your senator does that just fine, without actually having to do it.
 
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FinnSven said:
Seriously doubt it.

Obviously if Dan or anyone OnA (or here) related made a challenge, it would be immediately dismissed by Patrick as attempted murder.
I.e. stalker children would call in a swatting during the match leading to Patrick to be shot dead or arrested and imprisoned due to him utterly destroying the opponent, as he is too dangerous to enter a fight lawfully.

If some influencer/youtuber somehow managed to convince Patrick that he/she wasn’t a stalker child, perhaps a respected sci fi person whom association with could help Fatrick’s writing, maybe they could get him to accept the challenge.

But he would 100% find a reason to duck out or be caught putting horseshoes in his gloves and disqualified.
Then that would turn into stalker children sabotaging him.

100% don’t do this ever, but the only way to get footage of Patrick fighting would be to go and find him and physically assault him while a friend films it.
But DO NOT do this.
You will be arrested, charged with assault and imprisoned.
The fact that you videoed it will definitely be used against you and Patrick will certainly go find a shyster lawyer and corrupt doctor to create a litany of trauma, physical and mental, and you will end up paying him like he paid Quasi.
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As has been previously discussed, Pig man simply doesn't have the Ayylawg potential enough for someone to actively seek him out to beat the shit out of him. Ethan Ralph is/was an IRL streamer who obsessively picks fights with other IRL streamers and autists and even he only got jumped like twice. There is not nearly enough overt and unironic hatred against fatrick online for some sperg to risk everything to fly out to milwaukee in order to physically assault him so he can feel like head of the kool kid klub for a couple days, especially since there is consensus on all hubs of the Fatrick fandom that this shit would be the most retarded course of action imaginable.

At most we would see a Cyrax situation attempted, wherin a StalkerChilde with far too much time/NEETbux on his hands loudly and openly brags to pigman about renting an AirBNB on the same street as him and showing off his photos of various fatrick landmarks and his favorite bars and such along with inviting Fatrick to visit him so they might bury the hatchet between pig and stalkerkind. However this was already done to a large extent by Dan, and the end result was piggy screaming about the StalkerChilds coming to kill him and attempting another lawlsuit.

The only likely escalation would be the hypothetical StalkerChilde physically meeting Fatrick and dogwhistling him with some injokes and pig lore, but as witnessed in the quasi case he would likely scurry home to oink on xitter about how he barely avoided being lynched before calling the cops and demanding the offending StalkerChilde be arrested. That said, he did attempt to assault the cops in maddened fat pig rage so its entirely plausible that if he hears somebody drop an "Enjoy Prison" or "Pay Quasi" or talk about Tiny Tim in Space and he was already intoxicated outside a bar he might be sufficiently provoked to attempt to physically assault them immediately incapacitate and then hold them immobile until the police arrive to arrest them.

Even this is a stretch though, as Fat's porcine cowardice is on record and hearing trigger terms would most likely cause him to whip out a phone and try to take pictures of the offending StalkerChilde to spam on xitter to try and get their dox before waddling back to the half hovel.

EDIT: Ok I was just trawling through xitter now for general shitpost cawntent and saw this pic and now I cant stop laughing.
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An automatic clown said:
What a mentally deficient retard. It is literally an NPC reply when he has nothing else to say, he genuinely can't rationalize how the other guy is stupid in scenario and I'd pay money to see him try.
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I think this sums up a subcategory of lolcows.
Chris-Chan is never going to fool people into thinking he's an intellectual. MovieBob and Fatrick are a different matter. They are capable of writing a coherent paragraph or two which look reasonable even if you disagree with them; but if you read a larger body of their work you realize they're subnormals with a good vocabulary and grasp of grammar.
It's genuinely intriguing to me, because people tend to assume people who can express themselves well are likely intelligent. However, an AI prompt gave me a pretty damn good one-page essay about the Soviet crewed lunar program, so it's obviously possible to generate passable text without the slightest glimmer of real intelligence.
 
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Judge Holden said:
At most we would see a Cyrax situation attempted, wherin a StalkerChilde with far too much time/NEETbux on his hands loudly and openly brags to pigman about renting an AirBNB on the same street as him and showing off his photos of various fatrick landmarks and his favorite bars and such along with inviting Fatrick to visit him so they might bury the hatchet between pig and stalkerkind. However this was already done to a large extent by Dan, and the end result was piggy screaming about the StalkerChilds coming to kill him and attempting another lawlsuit.
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We could call it StalkerChilde Harold's Pilgrimage.
 
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Throwing Romans said:
It appears that once again the idiots will not be able to win Lolcow of the Year. (:_(View attachment 6805242
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Bullshit if you ask me, Rekieta is the only one there who really earned it. Not like I wanted Rick to win but #DLTIW and taking third again would have been hilarious. I guess the Destiny sex tape did crash the forums but the weird tranny was just the thing that broke the dam on Mr Beast, would be more appropriate for him himself to be up there. Silver lining Bossman is gonna enjoy prison for a while so I don't have to hear about the retarded violent addict doing violent retarded addict things to nobody's surprise anymore.
 
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Throwing Romans said:
It appears that once again the idiots will not be able to win Lolcow of the Year. (:_(View attachment 6805242
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Looking at how the voting is currently going, I think there’s a decent chance he’s in the running for Internet Famous. For once in his life, Fatrick might actually win something.

(Well, I suppose he did win the court case to abandon his daughter)
 
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