Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MechanicusAdmin]

If this keeps up at approx 30 pages a day, we'll have page 8000 by new years. I'm locking that bet in.

Once again, the Crackeita curse breaks a sure thing. I wish him a million foreclosures.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick makes DSP look like an ivy league MBA grad. Nick makes Ralph look like a cross between Matlock and Perry Mason. Nick makes Null look socially well adjusted and able to read social cues.

Imagine being Nick and finding out about your impending foreclosure during your daily Kiwi Farms seeth sesh. Rough.

DSP didn't waste over a million dollars in 2 years and now risks homelessness

 

[NSA]

He took out that $300K to feed his kids, haters! He loves his keeds so much!

I can't believe Nick just fucking rigged the lolcow awards AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with it! Is he just going to straight up murder someone next year to keep the streak alive?

 

[Vibralldo]

He took out that $300K to feed his kids, haters! He loves his keeds so much!

I can't believe Nick just fucking rigged the lolcow awards AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with it! Is he just going to straight up murder someone next year to keep the streak alive?

Feed his kids cocaine

 

[Swole McPole]

I am so ready for the homeless arch

Dress me up for battle, when all I want is peace
Those of us who pay for coke, come home with the least
Coomer after coomer, turning into beast
When will there be a harvest for the Farms

 

[Lurking9e9]

Is there a way to find out if the midlife crisis car is on a loan or not?

 

[Pelican Bones]

This was actually a reference to an incident just over a week ago where it was shown that Metokur has defaulted on credit cards on four occasions, dodged collection agents and Jade once identified herself as "Jane Doe" to a collector at their door. Jade also had a default. These five incidents are documented here, as well as the dates upon which the debts were ultimately settled. Jim paid principle, interest, fees, court costs and such and paid way more than he needed to. In addition, he couldn't even keep up with minimum payments and was just an all around broke bum at that time. The dates in question range throughout the 2010s.

When a few of us were laughing at him for his failure to manage this like a respectable adult, the sweetie squad was calling his behavior "based". Desktop User is ridiculing the Sweety Squad for failing to recognize Jim's nigger behaviors as nigger behaviors. Now that Rackets is defaulting on debts, they can properly recognize it as nigger behavior, but their sweeping and coping on the Jim thread was absolutely pathetic.

Added in edit: Forgot link. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jim-j...81jim-internet-aristocrat.24191/post-20138663

Keep it in the metokur thread, sped.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Last time it was the MANdy exposé and this year... Well shit, well played nick you deadbeat druggy moron you earned it.
Your kids will hate you when they're older.

 

[Pedophobe]

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

You may not like it but this is what Peak Performance looks like.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Keep it in the metokur thread, sped.

Request obliged.

 

[FedPostalService]

Ethan Ralph will probably out live Nick Rekieta. Let that sink in.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

CMON REKIETA, NEXT YEAR YOU GOTTA GET DOWN TO MEXICO AND MOVE IN WITH RALPH. IT WILL GUARANTEE YOU THE HAT TRICK LOTY AWARD.

Ethan Ralph will probably out live Nick Rekieta. Let that sink in.

No, next year, Rekieta is moving in with Ralph, and they are gonna overdose together

 

[Mandatory User Name]

People are busy wondering what happened with all of Nick's money, we know he spends like a Nigger and is a Junkie with little impulse control and we also know that during the period of 2021 - 2022 two very big things were happening, Crypto and NFT's, did Nick go out and spend 300k on a picture of a Monkey? Is he that retarded?
Either way I think Nick bet the house on some really bad investments that ultimately went tits up.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

People are busy wondering what happened with all of Nick's money, we know he spends like a Nigger and is a Junkie with little impulse control and we also know that during the period of 2021 - 2022 two very big things were happening, Crypto and NFT's, did Nick go out and spend 300k on a picture of a Monkey? Is he that retarded?
Either way I think Nick bet the house on some really bad investments that ultimately went tits up.

Bad investments like "put 5K on black"?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Another reason why DSP is a financial wizard compared to nick. He got drunk on wine and hogans on a credit card, not a mortgage. Nick could learn a few things from Fill.

DSP outlives another

 

[Rick Nekieta]

No, next year, Rekieta is moving in with Ralph, and they are gonna overdose together

Don't tease if you can't deliver.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Crazy to see someone shit on their own head financially harder than DSP, but here we are.

Seriously, if Nick just took a deep breath and started acting exactly like DSP at this point, it would probably help. At least DSP actually has a mastery of roach-weasel tactics to survive anything. You know, the kind of "street and legal smarts" that Rekieta always claimed to have.

To be fair, Phil’s luck of the pigroach bought his house when rates and prices were low. He wants nothing more than to suck the equity out of his house and spend it on Hogan pulls. But the high interest rates and decaying condition of his house may stop him from dooming himself completely.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This is totally bizarre. He took out that mortgage before the Depp trial. He made 6 figures, even after taxes, on that trial alone.

He must have been making 5 figures a month from just Locals. He was making 3 to 4 figures a day in superchats. He had a rumble contract.

Now you are saying he stopped paying his mortgage a year ago? Jesus Christ man. Just how much cocaine did you do? Still wanna say you aren't an addict? You literally snorted up your mortgage, which in itself was a low monthly amount.

Not just that, but even after he got exposed, he could still have pulled in enough in superchats to pay a mortgage, but chose to do fuck all?

Jesus.

This is a better ad for not doing drugs than whatever Dare was.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

AMOUNT DUE AND CLAIMED TO BE DUE AS OF DATE OF NOTICE: $ 307,749.05

THAT all pre-foreclosure requirements have been complied with; that no action or proceeding has been instituted at law or otherwise to recover the debt secured by said mortgage, or any part thereof; PURSUANT to the power of sale contained in said mortgage, the above-described property will be sold by the Sheriff of said county as follows:

DATE AND TIME OF SALE: February 04, 2025 at 10:00 AM

Guess we finally found out why Balldo is selling the whore shack.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

Don't tease if you can't deliver.

I kinda doubt the OD part, but I have been 100% convinced for half a year now, that Nick is gonna end up in Mexico. Its just too Kino to just not happen.