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I unfortunately have. It's the "I'm so quirky and random" that dumb teens do. And most other girls hate.You can literally see that in this picture:
I have never in my life seen a woman make this facial expression,
Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Everyone say happy birthday to Dylan.
fuzzyrodent85
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That part of him hating fruit, I remember when he spit out a blueberry. I understand hating vegetables because most times you have to cook them and it takes effort, but fruit is easy to eat and sugary. You can even get them frozen or canned so they don't go bad and get that weird mushy texture.
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Yeah, but fruit has calories.
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He's not being paid for that bikini shoutout right? You'd assume no brands want him any more, much less a bikini brand wanting their products paraded around by a homosexual transvesite using them to cover his moobs.
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Oh pullease about the 27 Club nonsense. In yer dreams, Dylan! That you could ever be considered for that if somehow you had perished this past year is absurd. That’s for real stars who are still missed decades later. Honestly. The ego on this fag. It’s impressive.
December 29th, eh? So he’s just another attention hungry kid whose BDay unfortunately fell between Christmas and New Year’s. Many such cases.
I wonder if anyone has done his birth chart. That’s gotta be a real doozey.
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Haftag
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When it's not his mouth, it's the eyes. Put those back on!
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After I wrote that I nosed around and saw that there's quite a few sites that have his natal chart available like that. Apparently it's a thing, casting celebrity charts based on their birthdays. But sadly I was unable to find any in depth commentary on his planetary line up and what their connections and conflicts mean. I'm not well versed enough in astrology to make any commentary myself besides making the obvious observation that his chart looks a bit tight and top heavy to me. There's a lot of action in his 11th house, which is concerned with idealistic goals, ambition, earned wealth and public image. What the planets that are in there mean I have no idea. Maybe sometime I'll do a little Google Fu on those. It does makes sense that he's a Capricorn with Aries rising. He's a creative, hard workin' fag. Though that Aries rising could make him too impulsive and arrogant, and those traits could get him into trouble.
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So do those cheesy pretzels he actually eats.
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I'm so incredibly embarrassed for him but I love it, I'm tickled. How does this faggot think he's a qtpi girliepop when anyone with two brain cells to rub together sees something that looks like a closeted theater kid twink and a middle-aged woman smashed together? He genuinely looks so bad for his age. I would fucking shoot myself if I had crow's feet like his at 28. It doesn't look bad in this particular post, but there are so many examples ITT of Dylan looking like he's in his 40s or older. Maybe it was just the product of shite makeup, but I don't think it is. I don't cake on makeup like this faggot does because I don't have to, so I wouldn't know.
The 27 club... Dear lord, I wish you did, Dyldo. I'm sure Bud Light stockholders wish you did, too.
Trapper
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Anorexia ages people rapidly, his skin is probably really dry and no amount of products is going to help him out if he doesn’t eat properly.
Dromedary
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AS if. Another tranny just casually throwing out, "I've been suicidal the entire past year". I thought he was deliriously happy and transjoyous, what with all the attention and swag he's gotten?
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Lol true, I thought these were
the days of girlhood where's the gender euphoria and the trans joy? ;(
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his 15 minutes of fame are over. This thread and his tik tok are the over attention he gets now. But, seeing as how he is vacationing in Hawaii he ain't doing too bad Now.
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Capricorn men always seem to have a sexual frustration, intimacy issues, etc. 10 and 11th house stelliums combined creates a person who is obsessed with fame.
the scoripo chiron makes me think he was molested as a child.
sagittarius stellium with Venus and Pluto in the midheaven almost reads like an urge to destroy feminine energy publicly.
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You see, the problem is that he's transjoyous - he only identifies as joyous. Just like he only identifies as a woman.
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I don't think he was making a coy suicide reference there. That would be stepping way outside of the wholesome, happy and flirty-ditzy character he's built.
I think that he was genuinely tipsy and "accidentally on purposely" revealed the vastly overinflated opinion he holds about himself and his place in pop culture. According to Dylan, he's so loaded with pure and timeless star power that he was worried that the jealous (or covetous) Gods would be tempted to take him off the board during his 27th year. Like they did with those other big and important stars like Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Janis Jopin, Jim Morrison.
By revealing his heartfelt fear of that he was planting the idea in the heads of his viewers that his name was a natural fit with those others. That he qualified to be among them. OMG fans! I made it to 28! 27 Club dodged! Let's celebrate!
Not all 27s commit suicide. Quite a few died ignoble and avoidable deaths from drug or alcohol abuse. Or were simply unlucky with car wrecks or fatal illnesses. Even murder. But their names were all added to the 27 Club roster because their untimely deaths were considered substantial cultural losses.
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omg guiz vison board update!
Also I missed this, too:
Also I missed this, too:
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He looks like fucking Timothy Treadwell and is somehow even more stupid.