Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Lmao. He'd have to face the fact that even paralegal Kathryn Two-Ton is more of a lawyer than he is at this point. Even Russell Greer is more of a lawyer.

Femme Law is more a lawyer than Lord Balldo.

Lulsuit lawyer troons have more credibility than Nick.

I’ve never paid much attention to the details other than a trust didn’t own the first home, it was in Nick’s name, but I had assumed he had two mortgage free homes courtesy of Bob and Celeste. (Since fail son didn’t ever really work I assumed his parent hoped monthly rental income from the first house would help Nick with a monthly income that didn’t come directly from the trust.)

The main house is owned by the "Lord Robert Trust".
The second house is owned by Nick directly.

 

[zimzam88]

if he can't afford the mortgage how's he gonna afford to move a big ass tub to the basement of some shithole apartment?

Well if we can't get hot tub streams anymore can he at least afford doritos for a dorito stream?

 

[AnOminous]

Depending on how many hours he's short (I assume he's done almost none), this isn't a quick fix where he can just pay to get it fixed immediately even though he'll still have to pay for courses to get his hours in if he wants it done even just relatively quickly.

People who are both lazy and cheap just occasionally do some free CLE, which is available in pretty much every normal state, and spread it out over the time available to do it. A lot of this is purely online (and pretty low quality), watch some webinars and answer some multiple choice quizzes.

Apparently Nick found the Bolivian marching powder more compelling.

 

[Ol' Slag]

So are we buying the house to make it into the Kiwi compound?

I'm pretty sure if a fundraiser was done, we could make it happen.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So are we buying the house to make it into the Kiwi compound?

I'm pretty sure if a fundraiser was done, we could make it happen.

Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but the second house has a buyer and once that sale is processed Nick will be able to pay off the debt on the main house or restructure it, at which point the sale will be canceled.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but the second house has a buyer and once that sale is processed Nick will be able to pay off the debt on the main house or restructure it, at which point the sale will be canceled.

What if we raise some funds, make Nick an offer, buy the house, turn it into the Kiwi compound, and laugh at the awkwardness of Josh and Nick hanging out in person? We could get them both drunk and see what happens (hint: weird gay sex).

 

[daffodils]

When did he buy that absurd Joker portrait?

2022, see this post. It was done by a kitsch merchant named Eric Waugh whom Nick calls a friend (probably another good salesman). The liquor, cat, and Johnny Depp paintings are also Waugh's work. Waugh's stuff sells online for prices in the hundreds to low thousands, so there's reason to be skeptical about the 60k claim.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What if we raise some funds, make Nick an offer, buy the house, turn into the Kiwi compound, and laugh at the awkwardness of Josh and Nick hanging out in person? We could get them both drunk and see what happens (hint: weird gay sex).

I bet MemeCopium would be totally into it.
Why not add LegalMindset as the camera man.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

No. He took out a mortgage on the main house, owned by the "Robert Lord Trust", and likely financed the purchase of the second house with it.

Are you sure? I know there was a mortgage on the first house at some point but I thought that had been paid off too by his parents. Then a trust was created to buy Nick a newer, bigger, mortgage free home.

I’ve never paid much attention to the details other than a trust didn’t own the first home, it was in Nick’s name, but I had assumed he had two mortgage free homes courtesy of Bob and Celeste. (Since fail son didn’t ever really work I assumed his parent hoped monthly rental income from the first house would help Nick with a monthly income that didn’t come directly from the trust.)

No. The "second house" was technically his first house. It was bought with a mortgage but the mortgage was paid off (presumably by his parents) by 2010. In 2018 the current main house was bought without any mortgage and Nick moved in. At some point family friends moved into his original house. There is no reason to believe that the "Robert Lord Property Trust" was to do anything other than to make the ownership more private which didn't really work since he moved to an adjoining property.

It wasn't until 2022 that he took a mortgage out on this house.

One wonders if he paid cash for one or both vehicles. If not then maybe the rustang will get repossessed.

I think he really did think his 2022 cash flow was going to repeat in 2023 but instead he torpedoed his streaming career in order to do lots of cocaine. I now believe he was blowing $20k a month on coke. By the end of 2023 he stopped making mortgage payments.

He kicked out the renters of the other home in 2022 and then was trying to get Aaron to buy it in early 2023. When Aaron didn’t fall for it instead of getting another renter into the house, for obviously badly needed cash flow, he let April move in to it.

Maybe we need to do an actual time line but I’d bet cocaine and the super lawyer burned up most of Nick’s liquidity, plus a few very smart asset purchases like new vehicles and five figure Hollywood sign TM art.

The timing is a little off on this too as he didn't kick the renters out until early 2024 when he wanted Aaron to move in. The first proof that they had left was that Nick kicking them out was included in the list of recent unusual things the pastor mentioned that made the church community think Nick had a drug problem. By the time this happened Nick must have already had extreme financial problems. Considering he likely burned through 7 figures of post-tax income plus the $316k mortgage, his spending was probably much worse than anyone imagined even accepting the $20k/month drug budget as true.

Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but the second house has a buy and once that sale is processed Nick will be able to pay off the debt on the main house or restructure it, at which point the sale will be canceled.

This seems optimistic because it assumes that the mortgage is the only thing that the second house sale price will have to cover in terms of debt or expenses. Assuming his parents aren't willing to pick up the tab Nick is in considerable difficulty.

I assume the speculation is correct that Nick figured out what he thought to be a cheat code to get free money from the house his parents bought him, which means they may just be finding out during Christmas that Nick managed to go into debt in addition to burning through 7 figures of income in a couple years with almost nothing to show for it.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

1 - Never learn financial responsibility due to trust fund.
2 - Earn infinite money source from youtube.
3 - Blow it all on coke and jamaican prostitutes.
4 - Lose infinite money source from youtube.
5 - Lose your house.

A incredible sequence of events

 

[repentance]

No. He took out a mortgage on the main house, owned by the "Robert Lord Trust", and likely financed the purchase of the second house with it.

Nick and Kayla bought the Silent Hills house in the 2000s. The current house wasn't bought until 2018 (after the deaths of both Louis and Peaches, so the money probably came from Celeste).

A kiwi discovered the existence of the mortgage quite a while back. I can't remember why people were poking around on property records but we found out "Lady Rackets" was Kayla from the title on the original house. I don't recall a mortgage on the original house being found at the same time. It's possible that mummy cleared whatever was owing on that at the same time as the new house was purchased.

The extensions and remodelling Nick was talking about doing to the main house would have been expensive. Land is cheaper in rural areas but labour and materials aren't. A pretty average house extension costs about $150,000 here and Nick had grand plans which likely included remodelling and renovating as well. I can easily believe that the money was originally borrowed to carry out those plans (you do have tell tell the lender why you want the money) and then became just a pool of ready cash when Nick realised that he knew fuck all about building and it wasn't going to be nearly as easy as he thought. He didn't think the ride was going to end, so why not?

Nick didn't grow up surrounded by enormous wealth, but he did grow up surrounded by success and his ego would make him believe that success was guaranteed once he found his niche. I doubt it ever occurred to him that maintaining success is a different beast entirely, because he never stuck at anything (he freely admitted getting bored with things easily and moving on to something else). And, of course, since Celeste inherited from the Owens estate, Nick has always had a (massive) safety net, which he's actually acknowledged.

Even without the drugs, Nick was still on a collision course with reality. He liked the trappings of the rich and famous lifestyle far too much for someone who was neither rich nor famous. I have no doubt that Celeste paid for all the charitable event tickets and charitable donations which were made in Nick and Kayla's names, but there was plenty of evidence of other financial excess which Nick didn't have the income to sustain. Hell, only a month or two back he was still buying wagyu beef.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This seems optimistic because it assumes that the mortgage is the only thing that the second house sale price will have to cover in terms of debt or expenses. Assuming his parents aren't willing to pick up the tab Nick is in considerable difficulty.

The house up for auction/sale by the Sheriff due to foreclosure is his current residence.
I'll refer to it from now on as "main house", to avoid confusion instead of numbering them 1 and 2.

I remembered reading somewhere in this thread that the property in the below screenshot was purchased after the house they currently live in, but that was false info and now remembered it wrong.

Yeah, I think I might have mixed up which house I was referring to in previous posts. My bad.
For future reference: This is the "old house", the one April lived or still lives in, with the Silent Hill bathroom.
Directly owned by Nick and Kayla.


(Source: https://www.countyoffice.org/property-record-12565-52-st-ne-spicer-mn-56288/)

 

[Harm]

Waugh's stuff sells online for prices in the hundreds to low thousands, so there's reason to be skeptical about the 60k claim.

The $60k figure for that particular painting has been mentioned throughout the thread since mid-2023 (searching only "Joker painting" in this thread), along with other ugly paintings which ran him $80k or more:

Also don't forget he also bought that Joker painting last year that cost $60K.

Plus the $80k Bill Mack painting of Johnny Depp he commissioned.
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That's the one. He also spent $60k on the Joker painting if memory serves.

The Depp painting and Joker painting are by Eric Waugh. Nick bought those after the Depp trial

In the OP. 70k USD, IIRC. It is supposed to be painted on a Hollywood Sign tile.

I’m bringing this up again because I really must know if Nick paid five figures for that Joker art, much less north of $50k.

Nick said he paid $80k for it and told TUG about the other pieces Bill Mack has made, specifically a Muhammad Ali painting with a pair of his used training gloves

It looks like he bought several shitty paintings and also spent like 15k on a guitar signed by Kevin Costner? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16521954

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(This image was from one of the results in this thread for "joker painting")

My memory isn't perfect, but I seem to remember the $60k figure either coming from the crackhead's mouth on his stream or he'd made a Facebook post about it around the time he originally purchased it. While I can find prints and reproductions of Waught's art for a couple hundred bucks, the art game changes quite a bit when you're selling a one-of-a-kind original of that size at what may have been a charity auction. Rich retards will spend far more for a crappy painting when they're walking around surrounded by their peers and trying to maintain the appearance that they're so wealthy, they can blow $60k-$80k at once on tacky wall art.

Even if he didn't spend $60k on the Joker painting, the $80k for the commissioned painting and then $70k on the Hollywood sign painting puts him at $150k for two eye sores alone. That's half the mortgage right there. The Joker painting might not even be in the top 3 most expensive paintings this nigger rich fag has purchased.

 

[Vibralldo]

All these posts about how Nick wasted so much money on dumb shit just makes me sad that Nick won't be homeless

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Navin R. Johnson: Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..." - Steve Martin in The Jerk (which might turn out to be even more on the money than just the origin story bullshit)

Obligatory 2026 Nick Rekeita:

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Can you imagine how much fun the kids are going to have dragging six figures worth of shitty paintings to their new five figure trailer?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Interest rates were rock bottom mid 2022, weren´t they? I guess his investment manager just suggested he could have some cheap "free cash" in hand and, since he was doing quite well, he took it.

Late 2021 was the absolute best time, they started to go up in 2022, but they were still really good. Compare my 2.75% to Rackets' 4.5%. Although, Rackets probably had a far lower credit score. He sure as fuck does now.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Friend who's a realtor and told me to check out this website. In the words of PPP, WHOOOAAAA BUDDY!
Starting with how much the house is "worth" :

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Then there's the Minnesota Public Access To Property Records my guy told me to look at, which I paid $1.00 for. Might start a GoFundMe for it lol :

Still doesn't list the home in foreclosure YET, but there's a ton of info in this PDF I've converted to PNGs. For any home owners out there, you'll know more than me looking at these pages.

TLDR from what I saw :
- Shows how much he bought the home : $650,000
- Home value has gone DOWN starting in November from $845,500 to $794,997 [ -$50,503 ]
- Property taxes have gone UP (because he hasn't paid them?)
- Those who lived in the home previously took care of it, Nick did NOT

Spoiler: Property Report for 12291 51st St Ne, Spicer, MN 56288

ETA : Tried to make a spoiler but for some reason my shit ain't working. Sorry fags.
ETA2 : Had to toggle cuz I'm a fag. Spoiler now there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

2022, see this post. It was done by a kitsch merchant named Eric Waugh whom Nick calls a friend (probably another good salesman). The liquor, cat, and Johnny Depp paintings are also Waugh's work. Waugh's stuff sells online for prices in the hundreds to low thousands, so there's reason to be skeptical about the 60k claim.

No, that’s how the art scams tend to work. You present the art to naive people who know nothing about the art world as something extremely expensive and something only a someone with a keen eye like Nick would be drawn too.

This artist tends to hold crypto bro style parties for the boomer set in MN to show what a successful artist he is. Buying from him gets you invited to his parties and he will let your side piece pose in front of his sports car.

Now if the price listed was $60k then they would sell it to Nick at the steal of $45k.

If you doubt this check out the scam of cruise ship art auctions and Park West Galleries. I was positive the internet would kill off their business but nope. People still spend tens of thousands on bad decor level art and signed prints even when they can go EBay and see tons of this “valuable art” that they can’t sell priced between $10-$400 or even read all the stories about Park West cruise art auction scams.

Waugh isn’t so much an artist as a man running a big art decor business that he gets idiots to vastly overpay for “originals” and “limited editions”. I think Nick paid $45k for his because Waugh includes a small piece of metal he claims is from the old Hollywood sign in these “celebrity” décor portraits. Nick seems like the type of chump to think a certificate of authenticity and a piece of scrap metal equal valuable art.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

You can shoot people breaking into your home in MN. I had a friend who had to do that in Saint Paul

They have to at least be partially in the structure itself. If they are on the other side of your door/window, they are off limits. The moment they cross that threshold and you have reasonable cause to fear harm/death, you can use a firearm in self-defense. Being on the lawn/property alone does not cut it. Once they cross the threshold, however, the situation changes.