Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smokeski]

They have to at least be partially in the structure itself. If they are on the other side of your door/window, they are off limits. The moment they cross that threshold and you have reasonable cause to fear harm/death, you can use a firearm in self-defense. Being on the lawn/property alone does not cut it. Once they cross the threshold, however, the situation changes.

Well, my guy shot through the door and got away with it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

WAIT, IS THE MAIN BALLDO BUNKER IN FORECLOSURE???

The bank is paying the property tax too. $8k in 2024. Paid on time so obvious he has escrow account.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now when is the eviction? Or was he already evicted?

There will not be an eviction. (any time soon or likely ever)
Even after the sale/auction he has a 6 months grace period to come up with the money to buy out the debt.
The earliest date he would have to actually move out is in August 2025 under MN law.

 

[Harm]

TLDR from what I saw :

How kind of them to list the local pedophiles so Nick can start befriending them too. The two can have an American Beauty/Redo of Healer double feature watch party!

 

[Strix454]

Now when is the eviction? Or was he already evicted?

If he doesn't come up with the money, the eviction process starts about six months after the sheriffs auction. So maybe August.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What really happened is that damned dirty detective stole the delinquency notices from the mail pile during the search right before planting the cocaine in the kid's hair. That's why Nick didn't even know there was a problem with the mortgage. Corruption runs deep in Spicer, Barnes was right all along.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Was going to ETA but this needs its own post. Nick's background check is listed on the property. He's got charges in Iowa?
Apologies if I'm late but here's his latest background check that was provided for free. Kayla surprisingly is still crystal clear?

Spoiler: Nick Rekieta's Rap Sheet

ETA : Kayla

Spoiler: Kayla's Rap Sheet

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Bad investments like "put 5K on black"?

Probably costs about that much to go to Hedonism 2 I assume so yeah.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Probably costs about that much to go to Hedonism 2 I assume so yeah.

Finally, someone got it!!

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have finally finished my Rekieta movie that's been in the work for months now. Watched it from beginning to end just now, and overall I'm happy with it.

I'm going to take the next few days to go over it meticulously, try to catch any editing errors, make any last minute changes, etc.

I will post it to the thread Saturday morning.

Spoiler: PLOT SUMMARY

Takes place three months after the events of The Journey of Sir Balldolot. Lord Balldo has the Sektur Domain rallying behind him, and he's returning home to exact vengeance on all who have wronged him. Both the Kiwi Farms Domain, and the reformed "New Herrera" under the rule of the self-proclaimed "Comicsgate Kings" anticipate his arrival. One is desperate to prevent his return, and the other begins preparations.

 

[Kheapathic]

The difference is also that DSP of all people proactively planned to ditch one property and keep the others. He publicly announced he was going to stop payments. People gave him a lot of shit but he did actually get through his bankruptcy and ditch a money losing property that was deep underwater. The fact he didn't learn anything from it... Well that's DSP.

I'm pretty sure rackets didn't plan any of this.

"I just won't pay and the bank will reposses my condo." - Phil

"Fuck paying traffic tickets, fuck paying taxes, fuck paying bills." - Nick

I've said it several times over the past year and a half or so; but Nick was becoming DSP and somehow worse, despite having a JD. Phil tried to pull some slick shit with Laveria and the whole "They spelled my name wrong, so I'll just drop them" shit, like Scrivner's Error isn't a thing. But then Nick, a bonafide attorney somehow thought "I don't know if cocaine was in my house, I wasn't there when the cops arrived" is some sort of legal defense. I don't want to give Phil a win here, but what fucking option do I have. As annoying as he is with begging and lying about where a majority of the money goes; Phil at least pretends to be afraid of not paying his bills and taxes. Nick just says "Fuck you," and while sure, everyone wants to be gangster, you do enough gangster shit it's gonna come back on you. Nick became and surpassed DSP in insanity and fiscal irresponsibility. Now all we need is for Nick to get Drexel killed and he'll have the trifecta.

 

[talk talk talk]

People who are both lazy and cheap just occasionally do some free CLE, which is available in pretty much every normal state, and spread it out over the time available to do it. A lot of this is purely online (and pretty low quality), watch some webinars and answer some multiple choice quizzes.

Apparently Nick found the Bolivian marching powder more compelling.

Some friends of mine report this year on December 31 and have been telling me about the CLEs they have been taking on subjects like "New Developments in Toiletry Law: Putting the Poo in the Loo" and "Polyamorous Wills and Trusts: The Costs and Benefits of Cuckoldry".

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This literally happened on his way home from the dealer. Because he's an idiot who bought a non-AWD car he can't even control in clear skies and dry weather...in March in Minnesota.

Incredible. Not a totaled though, we still can go for broke. He needs to rev it to feel in charge and masculine while his house is repo'd.

Bossman gets cucked out of the big pot again. It's fucking rigged bros.

Your boy can't win at anything. Why are you surprised? It is whole shtick to lose in the end

I hope the people buying silent hill house see that his other property might go on sale for FAR LESS and back out and buy that instead.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Was going to ETA but this needs its own post. Nick's background check is listed on the property. He's got charges in Iowa?

Yet another speeding ticket? The absolute state of this fucking retard. The real question is, do you guys think the Iowa cops were absolute bullshit lying and should fuck off like the Minnesota cops? Did they have to hunt him down for the cash like Minnesota does

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I've been mostly flying by with featured post the last few months, so maybe i've just missed it but what is his current subscribers/local situation?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Well, my guy shot through the door and got away with it.

Awesome, what were the circumstances? Did your guy have reason to believe the door would give before police could have possibly arrived? Did your guy have positive knowledge that the would be intruder had a deadly weapon of some sort? Last year, MN had a landmark case where 3 knived assailants threatened a knife wielding defender in the streets and the courts ruled against him. Actual Justice Warrior has a vid on it. I know you are 100% in the clear once the threshold is breached. Apparently you have some leeway even if the threshold hasn't been broached yet. Also, was this relatively recent? If this is post 2020, that is even better news. After the "summer of love", they want to make sure no self-defense case ever sticks.

 

[daffodils]

Buying from him gets you invited to his parties and he will let your side piece pose in front of his sports car.

I think Nick paid $45k for his because Waugh includes a small piece of metal he claims is from the old Hollywood sign in these “celebrity” décor portraits.

That was the other scam artist, Bill Mack. In which case the 60k checks out.

The poster I quoted was confusing the artists because Nick was unboxing both the Depp and Joker paintings at the same time. But looking at the style of the Joker thing, it's obviously by Mack, not Waugh.

The 80k price (as per the OP) for Waugh's Johnny Depp scribble seems to be based on another confusion between Waugh and Mack. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, you might want to list the price of that one as unknown.

The horror villain painting is also listed as 80k in the OP, but probably just cost a couple hundred.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Was going to ETA but this needs its own post. Nick's background check is listed on the property. He's got charges in Iowa?
Apologies if I'm late but here's his latest background check that was provided for free. Kayla surprisingly is still crystal clear?

There is no way Nick owns that e-mail! My ribs are killing me from laughter. That was clearly Kayla's even according to her background check. It still made me laugh.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Was going to ETA but this needs its own post. Nick's background check is listed on the property. He's got charges in Iowa?

Yet another speeding ticket? The absolute state of this fucking retard. The real question is, do you guys think the Iowa cops were absolute bullshit lying and should fuck off like the Minnesota cops? Did they have to hunt him down for the cash like Minnesota does

The guberment conspiracy started back in 2022 with the Iowa police. We solved the case boys!

 

[RotPockets]

He needs to rev it to feel in charge and masculine while his house is repo'd.

He will be in the closed garage redlining “doing laps” with the windows rolled down.