Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oh for fuck sake....
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Broadside said:
Now you mention it, he is isn't he? What is that about, exactly?
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Baseless speculation: The FBI agent who has been assigned to "Tomlinson Duty" has finally replied to Patrick's incessant e-mail inquiries regarding the progress of his case with a standard "we're working on it"-type response. Patrick, in his estimation, believes this means that the funsters will be swinging from the gallows in front of Milwaukee City Hall by February.
 
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Nana_Feeder said:
I'm a relatively passive KF user and searched to see who is running strong in 2024. I'm constantly amazed by how Rick gets topped year after year. Lolcow of the last 5 years? Sure.

But year after year, some pony comes along to edge him out. How could Rekieta lose?
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I have a vague recollection of speculation that Null isn’t keen on naming him lolcow of the year due to bad experience with the Pests and OnA refugees.
 
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Oh for fuck sake....
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That "mutual combat" thing worked very well for Patrick last time, when the judge refused his protective order because he threatened the guy who went to Hoolie's and called him out.

But sure, this time Pat will totally show up and have an old west duel with a rando on twitter.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
That "mutual combat" thing worked very well for Patrick last time, when the judge refused his protective order because he threatened the guy who went to Hoolie's and called him out.

But sure, this time Pat will totally show up and have an old west duel with a rando on twitter.
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If fat was in a old west duel with his tricked out Temu Glock and fast loading skills, he would draw first, unload the mag in panic, drop his gun as he clumsily tries to reload, be grazed in the arm by his bemused opponent, then flee in tears.
 
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FinnSven said:
If fat was in a old west duel with his tricked out Temu Glock and fast loading skills, he would draw first, unload the mag in panic, drop his gun as he clumsily tries to reload, be grazed in the arm by his bemused opponent, then flee in tears.
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I just remembered a rather pertinent youtube video highlighting how Fat thinks he would do in a Wild West setting vs what he would actually find waiting for him there...

Seriously, even if we exclude that particular book there is not a single piece of wild west fiction in which fatrick does not wind up naked and lashed to a hitching post with everyone in town, including the horses, lining up to fuck him in the ass, and I am including shit like An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West in this calculus
 
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Nana_Feeder said:
OnA refugees are PFG. What do they do that any other alogs aren't already doing?
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Because of the constant direct pozzing negholes from them.

This was back when Fatrick was replying to every text.
It would be hypocritical of Null to “approve” them texting him nonsense all the time for reactions, but not for any other cows.

Plus in the past they have shown no loyalty to their forum host. They frequently troll them if it’s funny.

Probably this is another reason why Quasi remains anonymous.
 
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FinnSven said:
Because of the constant direct pozzing negholes from them.
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Comedy bits, Officer. Fooling a fat alcoholic isn't against the law.
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This was back when Fatrick was replying to every text.
It would be hypocritical of Null to “approve” them texting him nonsense all the time for reactions, but not for any other cows.
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Nothing illegal about text conversations and whilst hilarious doesn't make Fatty the lolcow he is and shouldn't exclude him on that basis.
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Plus in the past they have shown no loyalty to their forum host. They frequently troll them if it’s funny.
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There is much love for Quasi, the only host until his retirement so unsure what you mean by loyalty. If it's funny then he would understand being trolled, that's what the forum is about.

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Probably this is another reason why Quasi remains anonymous.
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Why would he ever want to be known? He's not an attention whore seeking recognition.
He remained anonymous to protect himself from patrick, who at the time had the SFWA funding his lawsuit. Patrick admitted in the Josiah tapes that the lawsuit doesnt matter if he had Quasi's identity, he was intentionally trying to bankrupt quasi through litigation and was attempting to use the civil court as a method of identfying him.
 
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bortherman said:
Comedy bits, Officer. Fooling a fat alcoholic isn't against the law.

Nothing illegal about text conversations and whilst hilarious doesn't make Fatty the lolcow he is and shouldn't exclude him on that basis.

There is much love for Quasi, the only host until his retirement so unsure what you mean by loyalty. If it's funny then he would understand being trolled, that's what the forum is about.


Why would he ever want to be known? He's not an attention whore seeking recognition.
He remained anonymous to protect himself from patrick, who at the time had the SFWA funding his lawsuit. Patrick admitted in the Josiah tapes that the lawsuit doesnt matter if he had Quasi's identity, he was intentionally trying to bankrupt quasi through litigation and was attempting to use the civil court as a method of identfying him.
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The other guys, the brothers or something who were de facto leaders for a while, the pests turned on one or both at various points.

Quasi was mostly popular because he kept out of the way.

I get it is all a bit, but my point is that Null has more to worry about and Patrick being litigious, even unsuccessfully, could still be an unwelcome headache where null is concerned.

While OnA/pests suffered their forums and sites being taken down, there hasn’t been the same level of sustained campaign that null has had to fight off.
Becoming known for the facilitator of felony sms sending could be a further pain in the arse Null can’t be bothered with.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
so he's staggering around coughing his tuberculosis on everyone?
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Impossible. You can clearly see from Pat's body shape that he doesn't have any form of tuberculosis.

Now that I think about it, tuberculosis was known as consumption because it 'consumed' its victims. Pat is therefore kind of like tuberculosis except the consuming is literal.
 
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