Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sawamura Simp]

You are right, there is a timeline in which Nick runs away with the money and loses the house, family and dies under a bridge in Vegas with a needle in his arm.

The Nigg Erkieta timeline. Oh wait...


LOTY: secured.
Qover: evicted.
TiC: vindicated.

What a way to start the Year of the Snake.
Squirm in silence, Slith Erkieta.

 

[AnOminous]

I will forever maintain that Bossman was robbed of LOTY 2023, however in the year 2024 there has never been a more obvious shoo-in in the history of lolcows. Not even Ethan Ralph at his finger-sniffing peak so thoroughly dominated the competition. Congratulations Nick.

I'm voting for Fat Rick Hamlinson out of pure spite.

 

[Melty Butter]

He returns! Xeeting about the race/H13 MAGA infighting + his "pressing concerns",



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[AnOminous]

He's still calling himself Rekieta Law, despite not even being a lawyer any more.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

He's still calling himself Rekieta Law, despite not even being a lawyer any more.

He probably has more experience with the legal system as a defendant than as an officer of the court at this point.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's still calling himself Rekieta Law, despite not even being a lawyer any more.

To be fair, he spends a lot of time involved with the law now. Probably more than he did when he got paid for it.

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[JustStopDude]

He returns! Xeeting about the race/H13 MAGA infighting + his "pressing concerns",

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I thought Dick Masterson was a failed improv comic. Now he is a failed engineer too?

A real Renaissance man there.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I'm voting for Fat Rick Hamlinson out of pure spite.

I voted for Destiny instead. I voted for Nick last year and admittedly he deserves it, but I also suspect this faggot gets some satisfaction out of all of this. So while I know he's going too win I don't want him to get that satisfaction.

 

[RussianParasite]

So one house for sale and the other in foreclosure? Literally “damnit Nick, we lost the case house again.”

Oh wouldn’t it be clever to make that a shirt guys!!??

 

[maguyver16]

He returns! Xeeting about the race/H13 MAGA infighting + his "pressing concerns",

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The maslows hierarchy post is the most self aware post he's made lately. Maybe it's finally occurred to him the kind of situation he's in?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

At some point you'd think he plateau and run out of ways to take an L.

 

[AnOminous]

At some point you'd think he plateau and run out of ways to take an L.

He's too fat to take an L. Because he's FAT.

His disgusting gluttony of eating an ENTIRE Dorito every day needs to end.

 

[Harm]

Me when Nick finds out that giving cocaine to his daughter would become part of public record after being arrested for felony cocaine possession:

 

[owed to joy]

I imagine him sitting there drinking and tweeting, til he finally passes out for a few days. Only to get right back to drinking and tweeting, oblivious to the passage of time

 

[WayTooSleepy]

I'm feeling greater than 50% odds of running away to Vegas with the coke-sleeve.

 

[Burt Macklin]

What? It's a $316k mortgage, showing in your image as 34% of the deemed value. Estimated equity is near $600k (lendable equity ($475k) factors in LTV requirements for additional loans).

There’s no way “everybody” says $316K, that makes no sense. There’s no vagueness on numbers on mortgage foreclosure documents and amounts owed.

I’ve looked at what you uploaded and still interpret it as Nick has a house valued at $800k (or there about) and using it as collateral got a $316k (or there about) mortgage on it. The trust owned it free and clear so a bank was happy to loan him $316k for a house valued near $800k, they view that as a very low risk mortgage.

I don’t understand why you or your buddy think he got a larger mortgage on the home.

What it looks like, the loan is $316k but with the lendable equity, it's $470k+ ??

Seems he'll be owing more than the $316k. I've never had to take out a reverse mortgage so forgive me for not knowing.

 

[owed to joy]

The maslows hierarchy post is the most self aware post he's made lately. Maybe it's finally occurred to him the kind of situation he's in?

Yea but this dumbass is just talking about the fact that he needs to make mom and dad believe he's not a scroll addict spiraling into self destructive delusional behavior again so they don't take his family and cut his dumbass off. He's definitely not talking about oh I'm working on my alcoholism and making amends with my wife and kids lol no sir

 

[anionfarflung]

I thought Dick Masterson was a failed improv comic. Now he is a failed engineer too?

A real Renaissance man there.

If I recall correctly, Dax has a BS in CS from UCLA, and some experience in the field.
He's also correct about the absence of a gap in talent. Whites and Asians are much smarter in CS than Indians, on average. It's just that there are so many of them, and white Americans are sadly decadent when it comes to choosing fields of study.

Edit: I'm sure it's all in his thread which I'm too lazy to dig up, but a quick LinkedIn search brings up Caltech (even better) instead of UCLA. Could swear he bragged about attending UCLA, though. Why you would do that when you have Caltech creds, I don't know.

 

[Waifuwars]

What it looks like, the loan is $316k but with the lendable equity, it's $470k+ ??

Seems he'll be owing more than the $316k. I've never had to take out a reverse mortgage so forgive me for not knowing.
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Est. lendable equity just means that that's probably what a bank/lender would quote him. It has nothing to do with his actual mortgage. The loan amount is the loan amount. The bank's not just going to change that on a whim without a lot of extra paperwork. And this is a regular mortgage, meaning Nick just cashed out on his equity to party and due drugs instead of doing anything useful with it. People do this all the time to take out equity on hard assets to invest in other things that would presumably pay for the mortgage and then some (not Nicky boy over here though).

 

[SargonF00t]

Didn't he also kick out rent-payers from the second house so his mistress could live next door rent-free?

Now that it has been revealed he was too incompetent to pay the mortgage on his first house, this becomes an astonishing piece of stupidity that he has skated on so far.