Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HarveySperg41]

I would love to know the reason he took out that loan. He was swimming in money at the time. He bought a Lincoln Navigator and the Mustang, I figured he paid cash for those.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I honestly believe that Crackets will either ascend to daemonhood through his dedication to Slannesh or he will die a broken husk of a man. I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The maslows hierarchy post is the most self aware post he's made lately. Maybe it's finally occurred to him the kind of situation he's in?

Where's twitter and internet on Maslow's Hierarchy?

 

[AnOminous]

Where's twitter and internet on Maslow's Hierarchy?

In Nick's version of the hierarchy, I'm pretty sure cucking and cocaine are near the top.

 

[maguyver16]

Where's twitter and internet on Maslow's Hierarchy?

The internet creates a Shadow Clone Jitsu form of Maslows Hierarchy, separate from the one that exists in a persons actual reality. That's where many of Nick's current issues stems from, not all of them, but some.

 

[thebigdream]

More like Maslowtax's Hierarchy of Sneed ayy lmao

 

[MadStan]

I would love to know the reason he took out that loan. He was swimming in money at the time. He bought a Lincoln Navigator and the Mustang, I figured he paid cash for those.

A coke addiction - and a sex addiction that takes you intercontinental and internationally - is like acid in your wallet.

 

[AnOminous]

More like Maslowtax's Hierarchy of Sneed ayy lmao

Maslow's Hierarchy of Cucking and Sneeding and Balldo.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Can we get it to 8k by CST 12:00am?

Literally just post your greatest Nick Rekieta moments of this past year to get it there.

ETA :
I'll go first .... mugshot in the Jamaican Ricardo Jersey

 

[AnOminous]

Literally just post your greatest Nick Rekieta moments of this past year to get it there.

I think getting his primary domicile foreclosed upon is probably the best achievement of this absolute utter faggot. How could he even get more pathetic?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What it looks like, the loan is $316k but with the lendable equity, it's $470k+ ??

Seems he'll be owing more than the $316k. I've never had to take out a reverse mortgage so forgive me for not knowing.

$316000+$592873=$908873 -- This is the appraised value of the home.

$592873 is the amount of equity in the home after the loan.

$592873 x 0.80 = $474298

$474298 is largest loan available against the remaining equity.

Rekieta has a 34% LTV.

$316000 / $908873 = 34%

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Been awhile since I checked in. Nick is losing his house, huh?

Who here has a bunch of money? I don't know why, but somehow Nick knowing that someone from Kiwi Farms owns his foreclosed house sounds hilarious.

 

[SargonF00t]

Think of the lives that Rekieta has managed to damage, if not ruin.

There is himself(for which no one will have any pity for), his mentally unstable wife(who I have some sympathy for), his kids(the only innocents here) and whilst she is not the most important victim, I want to speak out on the damage he has done to April, although she deserves a fair portion of the blame for that herself.

April's marriage disintegrates(this was probably always going to happen), she gets more large and horrific tattoos, gets labelled as having a smelly vagina(with some level of proof provided to back that claim up) and she is now infamous as a dumb whore on the internet, thus severely impacting her chances of landing a decent guy in the future.

What's more, April no doubt bought into the notion of having some kind of fantasy life with Rekieta, where she is rescued from her drab existence working such unfulfilling jobs as the one she had at the paint factory, and now that is all destroyed and it must be a massive let down for her, as the full extent of what a fuck up Rekieta is, becomes impossible for even her to ignore, as she gets tossed to the kerb.

This shit is genuinely depressing for all involved.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

He might want out of Minnesota post divorce arc if one happens. The foreclosure might be the prelude to a sale.

 

[Soapmore]

It's funny how Nick has gone from being virtually a folk hero to such a complete and utter lolcow that he can't even do something like get a haircut without looking like an absolute retard.
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Forrest Gump looking faggot retard.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

We are seeing a real pattern here.
Nick won't pay his speeding violations.
He won't pay his mortgage, and he wont pay Monte either....insane.
I wonder...does Nick pay his Taxes properly, or at all? What has he made off his youtube channel? Has he reported it all? We may possibly see a massive tax bill come his way in 2025. If he's been this insanely irresponsible imagine what other bills he hasn't been paying? Just a prediction for fun....but let's be real, would it surprise anyone here if that happened? No.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Been awhile since I checked in. Nick is losing his house, huh?

Who here has a bunch of money? I don't know why, but somehow Nick knowing that someone from Kiwi Farms owns his foreclosed house sounds hilarious.

The problem isn't the money, it's that bastard would totally destroy it if he can't buy it back.

I'd buy it after the bank gets it in August but no way would I obligate to buy it in that 6 months of hell.

 

[Burt Macklin]

The problem isn't the money, it's that bastard would totally destroy it if he can't buy it back.

I'd buy it after the bank gets it in August but no way would I obligate to buy it in that 6 months of hell.

Is this his arc to move back to the mean streets of Houston that shaped him?

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder...does Nick pay his Taxes properly, or at all? What has he made off his youtube channel? Has he reported it all? We may possibly see a massive tax bill come his way in 2025. If he's been this insanely irresponsible imagine what other bills he hasn't been paying? Just a prediction for fun....but let's be real, would it surprise anyone here if that happened? No.

Nick has a bunch of rapes in his future. We probably haven't even imagined them at all. He's so utterly retarded he has fucked himself in ways we haven't even imagined. We will be amazed to find the levels of stupidity he has inflicted on himself, because only Nick is stupid enough to do what Nick has done to himself.

Was this sped, this utter mental retard, getting his primary domicile foreclosed upon even on anyone's list? It wasn't something I was even thinking of.

Imagine the sheer levels of absolute retard Nick is operating on that he routinely comes up with ways of fucking up his own life that nobody even predicted or considered.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I thought Dick Masterson was a failed improv comic. Now he is a failed engineer too?

A real Renaissance man there.

No, he's retarded. Just slightly less retarded that Nick. American university STEM produce the best graduate degree level engineers. Most are foreign born. They get H1Bs after their school F1 visas so the US is producing these engineers. They are created in the US. No one is importing workers from other countries. It's always F1 student visa to H1B.

Elon knows this which is why he proposed automatically giving F1 visa holders H1Bs when they graduate with advanced tech degrees. He also proposed minimum salaries and annual fees.