The start of this video is all tiktok meme quips, but you can hear the transition into how angry she is very quickly.
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"This is not what we collectively want to see in fashion."
This isn't what
you want to see in fashion (and you're obviously pig mad because you're not on the cover—squeal harder), but I'm going to go out on a limb and speak for the collective "we" by saying that we are
done with seeing fatties, uggos, and troons held up as beautiful and inspiring.
Humans like looking at pretty people. Most of us who aren't pretty people don't give a fuck about "representation" in fashion media because we know it's all fantasy and trickery anyway, and almost nobody actually looks like that. We just like seeing pretty people wearing pretty clothes we can't afford, and want to be left alone to enjoy it.
The fashion industry and media is ditching the fatties and uggos and freaks (they'd already ditched you; youbjust refused to believe it), and going back to slim, pretty young women because that's what the people who consume fashion and its media want. The Clown World social experiment of trying to re-educate us into believing ugliness s beauty and degeneracy is aspirational has failed, and continuing to make scoldposts on TikTok isn't going to change that.
When's the last magazine cover you were on, Tess? How long ago was that? You were "featured" in Vogue's January 2018 issue, but it's been crickets from them since—no editorial shoots, much less covers. Why is that, Tess?
Is somebody even a model any more when it's been years since anybody hired them as one? You said as much in one of your crying-in-the-car vids about how you couldn't get work. Think on that while you plow through a pile of unlimited fries at Red Robin.
Tess is also furious about the lack of fatties in the group,
Tess is
primarily furious about the lack of fatties (specifically her) in the group. But she's just enough of a woketard to know that she needs to whine about the lack of black women first.
Excuse you, she was "featured in Vogue":
Will 2018 Be the Year of Tess Holliday?
The " Year of Tess Holliday," if it ever existed, was 2017. Eight years ago. It's all been downhill ever since, and Tess is too dumb, and too far up her own ass, to figure out why.
I don’t know why exactly but she photographs’heavy’.
Other than the obvious—that she's massively fat—she's never known how to pose in ways that create longer lines visually. She doesn't know how to use her arms and legs, or position her body, or tilt her head, to extend those lines. She's always had two basic poses, both of which are solid and blocky and don't create any illusion of grace or lightness.
As a model, Tess has always faced the camera as if to say, "I'm TESS HOLLIDAY, and I don't need to put in any extra effort to look amazing!" It's always been all about
her; never the clothes, or creating a mood, or telling a story, or giving the viewer anything else but
her, while exerting herself as little as possible.
Her best option would be to have custom patterns made, and learn how to sew, or find a good dressmaker.
But that's too much work for Tess, it's easier to go online and bitch about it.
It's also too much money; even at her peak, she was never making that much—I mean, just look back at the dumpy places she lived in, even then. She never made enough to move out of Long Beach and into LA proper (and now she can't even afford Long Beach).
Edit to add one more thing, those bangs just make me sad. Bettie Page did bangs perfectly and you dishonor her memory.
The bangs are terrible; they just make her jowly face even rounder, and make her look older. She may have wanted them in order to hide her thinning hairline, but they're doing her no favors.
