Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rick Nekieta]

I just assume his parents drag him through all that stuff. It wouldn't do to have a tax cheat on the board of their do-nothing charity or whatever.

Which son is yours? Oh, he's the one going on about vaginal liquor on the camera over there.

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo will also win LOTY 2024. That fat pepperoni piper and gambling degenerate has nothing.

The only polls he can have are stripper polls and the only polls he'll win is this year's LOTY.

Suffah, skelly.

 

[repentance]

I don't remember any alogs prior to the bottle in the butt photo. The bottle in the butt photo alone didn't cost him a ton of support, but that escalated in the following weeks/months. Did he have critics prior to the butt bottle?

Plenty of people started becoming critical of Nick when it became apparent that he had no idea what he was talking about in relation to Vic's case and had steered Vic to someone who was incompetent to properly represent him.

I stopped watching when Drexel became a regular guest and the Ty and Nick wankfests were irritating as hell.

The mystery remains. I know cocaine is expensive, but it's not that expensive that in December last year he stopped paying his mortgage. 28k a kilogram. 11 grams per person (3) a day to burn through it in a month. No fucking way.

There is no way Nick has the kind of connections to be buying kilos and no-one is going to sell a kilo to an end user like Nick. The risks are just too great. You need serious criminal connections to be able to access that kind of weight (Diddy probably could).

A group of people doing coke around the clock (and they will if it's available) can go through an awful lot of coke, but it wouldn't surprise me if Nick lied to Camelot about what he was spending monthly to imply that he was getting top quality powder (we'll see what quality it really was when the analysis is entered into evidence in court).

Nick recently mentioned that there are some interesting trials coming up in 2025, implying that he's going to return to lawsplaining. Lawtube is a saturated market now and I very much doubt he can capture an audience anywhere near the size he had in the past. He may be able to bring in a decent living (although I wouldn't count on it), but not one which will allow a family of seven to live large again and that will wound his ego no end.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So what will 2025 bring Nick? Will he end up homeless or dead? Either way he is a hopeless degenerate and he will only get worse.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Celeste and that hen-pecked spineless lying shitbag Robert "Bobby The Broom" Rekieta are realistically gonna solve the housing foreclosure issue with Petrofag money and the Robert Gaylord Trust. But it's gonna be hilarious when Nick pleads guilty and has to deal with a probation officer for at least two years. I hope the PO searches the same drawer containing the balldo each visit and asks Nick to explain it each time.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Celeste and that hen-pecked spineless lying shitbag Robert "Bobby The Broom" Rekieta are realistically gonna solve the housing foreclosure issue with Petrofag money and the Robert Gaylord Trust. But it's gonna be hilarious when Nick pleads guilty and has to deal with a probation officer for at least two years. I hope the PO searches the same drawer containing the balldo each visit and asks Nick to explain it each time.

I see your thought process, but keep in mind that he ENJOYS talking about that thing.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Plenty of people started becoming critical of Nick when it became apparent that he had no idea what he was talking about in relation to Vic's case and had steered Vic to someone who was incompetent to properly represent him.

I stopped watching when Drexel became a regular guest and the Ty and Nick wankfests were irritating as hell.


There is no way Nick has the kind of connections to be buying kilos and no-one is going to sell a kilo to an end user like Nick. The risks are just too great. You need serious criminal connections to be able to access that kind of weight (Diddy probably could).

A group of people doing coke around the clock (and they will if it's available) can go through an awful lot of coke, but it wouldn't surprise me if Nick lied to Camelot about what he was spending monthly to imply that he was getting top quality powder (we'll see what quality it really was when the analysis is entered into evidence in court).

Nick recently mentioned that there are some interesting trials coming up in 2025, implying that he's going to return to lawsplaining. Lawtube is a saturated market now and I very much doubt he can capture an audience anywhere near the size he had in the past. He may be able to bring in a decent living (although I wouldn't count on it), but not one which will allow a family of seven to live large again and that will wound his ego no end.

Even if he was buying at gram prices and paying the top rate, caught with 5k worth? Was that like a weeks supply for him? If so, sure, he was burning the cash. You can get to 25k a month without too much difficulty then. I'd like to think he was at least getting volume discount, but meh, he is retarded.

The issue is that has to be peak time. I think he was likely using from 2022, but in much less quantities. He can't have had an expensive coke habit when he took out that loan, so wtf did he spend the cash on? In 2022 the guy made serious income as well and likely the first half of 2023. It just doesn't add up. He had to have wasted serious cash on something else.

I think Nick's career is toast. I think when the dust settles he will be pulling Aaron figures. Low hundreds. On the initial comeback you'll see a couple of thousand, but that will be people watching the car wreck.

YouTube would need to give him serious algorithm love for people to accidentally find him during the next big trial. Even then, the chat never forgets. They'll leave quick.

 

[Wallaby]

I went back in the thread looking for a video or post about the elevator and saw nothing from Nick. I went back before the balldo downfall and found some absolute banger posts from early on though.

Yeah... I was wrong. Everything y'all said about Crackets was right. I'll never doubt KF again.

P.S. Happy New Year!

 

[stupid frog]

I see the few cooking streams he did as his attempt to do exactly as you say, and we all saw how that went. Low viewership, still let things slip about his personal life and cases, and even with a totally new subject matter, he was universally mocked for being shit at it.

He should do more!! COWARD, LRN 2 COOK

 

[Melty Butter]

The fucker needs to have been spending on something else

I don't think so.

Let's give it a whirl... these numbers are very VERY rough but based loosely on what we know:

Let's assume he made about $1.75M cumulatively in 2022, 2023, and 2024.
Cut that in half for taxes = $875K

Then, let's roughly tabulate his spending for those 3 years.

ESTIMATED SPENDING FOR 3 YEARS:
$288K Family Expenses (AI says $8K/mo for an upper-middle-class American family of 7)*
$240K Cocaine (Let's assume $20K/mo for 12 months)
$100K Mustang
$86.4K Nanny (assumes $20/hour full time for 2 years - google tells me that's the rate in MN)
$50K Non-work holidays (he writes off the others) so Hedonism + the mysterious Caribbean vaca + Legoland
$48K Whisky ($300/wk over 3 years)
$40K Extra indulgences (Art, Kayla's surgery, etc)
$30K Household Repairs (lol - but I'm sure there were some)
= $882K

The gap? -$7K

*Some doublecounting possible. I didn't dig too far into what AI included but it DID include gas, household electricity, Internet, etc.

So, yes, it all depends on what he was spending on cocaine and for how long.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I see the few cooking streams he did as his attempt to do exactly as you say, and we all saw how that went. Low viewership, still let things slip about his personal life and cases, and even with a totally new subject matter, he was universally mocked for being shit at it. He's been backed into a corner where even a daily grind isn't possible for him, he's that emotionally wrecked by his fall from grace. This is where you have to hand it to the Toe and Ralph, they at least have work ethic despite their character flaws. Nick wants it all or nothing.

The cooking streams were locals though, I think? I remember the clips drama because he didn't want it reposted. He hasn't streamed on YouTube since April's hearing i guess 4 months or so ago. He made a complete fool out of himself then as well.

So, while he has been in mortgage default, he has chosen not to sit there and soak up abuse for money in order to pay his mortgage. For the reasons you state.

I don't think so.

Let's give it a whirl... these numbers are very VERY rough but based loosely on what we know:

Let's assume he made about $1.75M cumulatively in 2022, 2023, and 2024.
Cut that in half for taxes = $875K

Then, let's roughly tabulate his spending for those 3 years.

ESTIMATED SPENDING FOR 3 YEARS:
$288K Family Expenses (AI says $8K/mo for an upper-middle-class American family of 7)*
$240K Cocaine (Let's assume $20K/mo for 12 months)
$100K Mustang
$86.4K Nanny (assumes $20/hour full time for 2 years - google tells me that's the rate in MN)
$40K Extra indulgences (Art, Kayla's surgery, etc)
$50K Non-work holidays (he writes off the others) so Hedonism + the mysterious Caribbean vaca + Legoland
$48K Whisky ($300/wk over 3 years)
$30K Household Repairs (lol - but I'm sure there were some)
= $882K

The gap? $3K

*Some doublecounting possible. I didn't dig too far into what AI included but it DID include gas, household electricity, Internet, etc.

So, yes, it all depends on what he was spending on cocaine and for how long.

True. Plus the Monty case. He might be at 70 to 100k deep into that. Didn't Aaron say he was getting food deliveries or something until the rumble contract end?

Ok, it adds up.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

 

[Lemondale]

Nick is lying isn't he?, He won't do what he wrote.

 

[Edward Teach]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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Fuck him....everything in 2024 had nothing to do with the government and he is the only one to blame. Well maybe his parents, both should be kicked in their twats.

 

[thebigdream]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAAL

 

[hesaback]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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He should do a stream about his problems.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

Stupid fucking nigger logic

They're forcing me to comply.... with not having cocaine around my children, feeding them, cleaning their clothes and not driving around drunk with them in the car all the time.

It's too bad they're not forcing you to pay your bills on time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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"By threatening to use my own words against me in court the government has unjustly silenced me!!!!"

 

[stupid frog]

Nice blog post, Nick.

 

[parsnip]

What a gaslighting scumbag. It's not enough that he subjected the kids to living in a crack house, having parents they can't count on, but he won't even give them the sanity of admitting he fucked up. They live in a world where they suffer his terrible decisions and get told it's the government doing it to them.