Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So all you rekita ologist can anyone remember or place when the live in nanny left?

From what I can see nick didnt grow up rich it was white collar parents who most likely didnt beat him enough.

He got into a co dependent relationship with a college woman.

They lived the nigger life style where rather than type grandpa s money to move himself forward it was all a con. The jobs he worked were just lip service to get nigger wellfare while I m sure he liked making kids and kayla liked being a mother.

The grift insulated them from the realities of being a parent.

The being a lawyer most likely nick handled himself when starting his law career by having the smug "fuck you I have money" shit.

The live in nanny most likely kept the house clean and kids fed, and fuck how do 4 people spolled up on coke not fucking clean the house.


I hope nick s mom let him lose the house and use the money to salvage the grand kids

It was after Aaron left

 

[Freikstorn]

a reverse mortgage

How many times does this need to be corrected........ READING IS HARD

It's NOT a reverse mortgage!

 

[daffodils]

It was after Aaron left

Almost six weeks before Aaron left. End of February.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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I couldn't decide if this was AI-generated or if it's just the holes in his brain that make his ramblings so schizophrenic, but the basic spelling errors convinced me this is a bona fide Nick post.

Happy new year Nick. I cannot wait to see what you do in the ensuing 12 months to cement your status as LOTY for a third consecutive time.

What was he gonna resolve with Kayla before the mugshots?

I think he was referring to the 14 Locals streams (may the rest in peace). The way things are going though, if he really intends to fulfil them they're going to have to cover topics like how to make a shiv out of your toothbrush and if the top bunk is really worth giving up the bussy to your cellmate.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Almost six weeks before Aaron left. End of February.

Ah OK. My bad. I was recalling Aaron being told by Kayla something about the nanny leaving after he had left and just assumed it was after.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What a whiny bitch. And am I imagining it or is he implying the 5k gifts are finally coming? I wouldn’t bet on that, unless the “gift” is a whole new crapload of excuses for why Nick is a persecuted hero.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The maid saw the drugs and degeneracy and decided to split.

Best decision she ever made in her life.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but the second house has a buyer and once that sale is processed Nick will be able to pay off the debt on the main house or restructure it, at which point the sale will be canceled.

You mean the guy who took a 300k+ mortgage on his main home and used every single dollar to boost his drug-fueled retardation to never seen before heights will suddenly find the financial responsibility he lost somewhere up a hooker's arse and then this same guy, armed with both his newfound financial responsibility and money from the silent hill bunker sale will chose to do the right thing, and instead of snorting said sum up his nose once again, will pay the debts someone else (bank) says he should pay?

This thread really is taking everything away from Nick, not only he doesn't have a license to practice law but now you comedians come up with the silliest jokes too. Even his career as a MN based joker is in danger.

 

[Vibralldo]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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"At the beginning of the year I thought the world was mine to conquer"

Gee, I wonder if there was a substance Nick was on that could have induced that mindset...

Nick is a spoiled sociopathic white nigger with no sense of accountability or remorse. He learned nothing and will always learn nothing.

2025 is going to be a very funny and weird year for him.

 

[Lurking9e9]

What a whiny bitch. And am I imagining it or is he implying the 5k gifts are finally coming? I wouldn’t bet on that, unless the “gift” is a whole new crapload of excuses for why Nick is a persecuted hero.

The real 5k gift was his midlife crisis.

 

[Harm]

Best part of his love letter to 2024 was "I was on the brink of death!"

But I thought that your "liver numbers" had been better than ever, Nick! You were such a better ketamine user than Matthew Perry too! Unless he means he was on the brink of killing himself, in which case Nick needs to stop threatening us with a good time.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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This clown did a literal house worth of cocaine and is trying to play the victim.

No one believes your lies anymore Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You mean the guy who took a 300k+ mortgage on his main home and used every single dollar to boost his drug-fueled retardation to never seen before heights will suddenly find the financial responsibility he lost somewhere up a hooker's arse, then this same guy will use the money from the silent hill bunker sale to pay his outstanding debt on the mortgage that he, and this bears repeating, snorted up his nose?

This thread really is taking everything away from Nick, not only he doesn't have a license to practice law but now you comedians come up with the silliest jokes too. Not even his career as a MN based comedian is safe.

I do not think Nick and Kayla are currently able to make any financial decisions without parental supervision.

If he was left alone to just do drugs again and fail at life, absolutely.
But while they are under supervision by non-retards I think they won't be able to fail this hard.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Best part of his love letter to 2024 was "I was on the brink of death!"

But I thought that your "liver numbers" had been better than ever, Nick! You were such a better ketamine user than Matthew Perry too! Unless he means he was on the brink of killing himself, in which case Nick needs to stop threatening us with a good time.

I just want to make it clear, even if he necks himself this year I'm still voting for him as LotY.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It still blows my mind that this sack of shit has been telling people drugs were just “a fun thing” and he’s “not an addict” while knowing good and goddamn well that he’d stopped paying his mortgage for a fucking YEAR so he could have drug money.

No matter how irredeemable you think Nicholas Rekieta is, he’s even worse.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

There's no-one gayer than Nick trying to sound wise. Because it's the exact opposite of what he is.

 

[Vibralldo]

Unless he means he was on the brink of killing himself, in which case Nick needs to stop threatening us with a good time.

If he does it on stream it'd be the perfect locals gift

 

[Freikstorn]

>>>NOT A REVERSE MORTGAGE<<<
>>>PLEASE STOP CALLING IT A REVERSE MORTGAGE<<<

Thank you

lol

 

[AnOminous]

His problem (regardless of the reason) is a lack of money, so why not do the thing that makes him lots of money?

It doesn't make him lots of money though. He ruined that by being an absolute retard and telling his audience to go fuck themselves. He wasn't going to do the content they wanted. He was just going to coom all over them. Amazingly, when he told the audience that actually paid him money to fuck off, they did. Now maybe people will throw him a fiver every few minutes to call him a cuck.

 

[Harm]

It still blows my mind that this sack of shit has been telling people drugs were just “a fun thing” and he’s “not an addict” while knowing good and goddamn well that he’d stopped paying his mortgage for a fucking YEAR so he could have drug money.

No matter how irredeemable you think Nicholas Rekieta is, he’s even worse.

Really recontextualizes those cuh-RAZY addiction classes where he was magically the only one in the room who wasn't an addict.

Something tells me that whatever horrid shit those other men did, none of them suffered such a senseless foreclosure on their $800k~ home. It's okay though because Nick can always make snide remarks about all them with the friend who introduced him to cocaine in the first place.