Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Random Lurker]

I don't know if this has been discussed yet but looking up Minnesota's CLE requirements are interesting.

Spoiler: CLE requirements

What is required for CLE Compliance?​

Minnesota-licensed lawyers on active status must report at least 45 continuing legal education (CLE) credit hours every three years.

Included in the 45 credit hours must be a minimum of 3 ethics or professional responsibility credit hours, a minimum of 2 elimination of bias credit hours, and a minimum of 1 mental health/substance use credit hour. Approved on-demand courses viewed and reported prior to Jan. 1, 2024, are subject to a 30-credit limit per 3-year reporting period. If the approved on-demand course was viewed and reported after January 1, 2024, and is to satisfy reporting requirements for reporting years 2024 and later, there is no credit cap.

Nick has to take 45 hours of classes to catch up on and he has to make sure some of them are a substance use and professional ethics class. I wonder how thats going to go with the drug charges and releasing Aaron's computer history?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm guessing a homeschool co-op has much more looser standards than state ran schools. I could be wrong, though.
Either way I believe she got yoinked from teaching around the time Nick did.

"In order to teach children in Minnesota, a person must be “qualified.” Parents teaching their own children are automatically qualified. If someone other than a parent is teaching the child, he or she must have one of the following qualifications:

• hold a Minnesota teaching license in the field and grade taught,
• be directly supervised by a licensed teacher,
• provide instruction in a school that is accredited or recognized by the state board, or
• hold a baccalaureate degree."
  
  [Source]

I guess there is no hope for their children, even if she were to lose her license or degree in that field for some reason, she can still teach her own kids. No matter how much and how many narcotics she blows up her nose.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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My favorite part is the little tip jar button on the bottom of the post, like he's a bum asking for change.

 

[repentance]

Funny you mention that. Didn't Nick claim to teach for the local home-school co-op?

Wonder how that's going.

I'm pretty sure Nick stopped teaching for the co-op quite a while back.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

My favorite part is the little tip jar button on the bottom of the post, like he's a bum asking for change.

*like* he's a bum asking for change?

 

[Fapcop]

Jesus Christ, now that’s what I call dedication!

Just give him the lolcow of the year award already, and rename it to the Nick Rekieta Memorial Award for Greatest Lolcow Of The Year, from now on.

Just like last year, Nick puts in a determined finish to ensure a win.

That kind of tough mindedness should be rewarded!

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I'm pretty sure Nick stopped teaching for the co-op quite a while back.

I seem to remember hearing they kicked him out of being a teacher after watching his show. I know he said that some of the kids were aware of his youtube career.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I know he said that some of the kids were aware of his youtube career.

You're very generous to call it a career.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

You're very generous to call it a career.

At the time he said it, it was a career. It didn't become a flaming compost heap until later.

 

[Strix454]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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Nick was "brought to the very brink of death" during 2024 after he had to stop doing coke. Good to see Nick continue the suicide baiting in 2025. Never change Nick. Never change.

 

[Lian Xing]

A "high end sports" car that topped out at around 74 mph.

I saw some serious shit when it hit 88 mph.

 

[JustStopDude]

I saw some serious shit when it hit 88 mph.

That was the least believable aspect of the "Back to the Future" franchise.

 

[AltisticRight]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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Nice blog post, Nick.

Better courtroom operator.
Better financial skills.
Better writer.
Shameful. Really shameful.

 

[talk talk talk]

Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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I've seen things you people have never seen. Balldos on fire off the shoulder of a Minnesota 6. I watched coke crystals glitter in the dark on a cock sleeve's credit card. All those moments will be lost in time, like streams on Locals.

Time to sneed.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nick and Dick still are together! Consider the silver linings of the year!



L | A

Is so wet-brained he doesn't realize his "friend" Juju the Cow is laughing at him?

Nick's about to lose his family home, and Juju thinks it's funny.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Is so wet-brained he doesn't realize his "friend" Juju the Cow is laughing at him?

Yes.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Would a homeless lawyer ex-lawyer stream be interesting to watch?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Would a homeless lawyer stream be interesting to watch?

It's a trick question, he's not currently authorized to practice law.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Funny you mention that. Didn't Nick claim to teach for the local home-school co-op?

Wonder how that's going.

I'm guessing a homeschool co-op has much more looser standards than state ran schools. I could be wrong, though.
Either way I believe she got yoinked from teaching around the time Nick did.

I'm pretty sure Nick stopped teaching for the co-op quite a while back.

I seem to remember hearing they kicked him out of being a teacher after watching his show. I know he said that some of the kids were aware of his youtube career.

Nick was asked to stop teaching at the co-op, per Aaron. Take that or leave it. Some believe Aaron; some do not.

Nick also revealed that he 'took a step back' from teaching Sunday School. He framed it as something he did proactively because of his show's edgy nature, but I would put money that he was politely asked to stop. Given the content of his own Bible streams and his expressed need to 'de-program' his children from church teaching, the word 'heretic' comes to mind.

 

[Law]

The way he actually typed and posted "I, I even lost myself" gives me maximum douche chills.
Like you have to type in a dramatic stutter pause, and what topic deserves this dramatic stutter pause? His kids? His marriage? His fans? Nope! It's himself. Endless meeeee-ing commence!
Also who the fuck makes amends by saying that all their problems are actually super easy to solve, and the only reason these easy problems haven't been solved yet, is the government? Nick, the government wants people to pay their property taxes and not do cocaine, you can't blame the government here.

scars are bridges across chasms of hurt

His entire personality is just the bleeding cowboys font.