Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
I do not think Nick and Kayla are currently able to make any financial decisions without parental supervision.

If he was left alone to just do drugs again and fail at life, absolutely.
But while they are under supervision by non-retards I think they won't be able to fail this hard.
It's a fair point. I also doubt the house will end up being lost. Not least because of his parents. Counter points though:

1. He stopped paying in December 2023.
2. He has the monty case + I'd bet he owes the barneswalker.
3. His streaming income 0 for the last 4 months.
4. Likely has another case coming.
5. I'd bet he is behind on taxes also.

I wouldn't be surprised if a good chunk is already claimed.
 
It's a fair point. I also doubt the house will end up being lost. Not least because of his parents. Counter points though:

1. He stopped paying in December 2023.
2. He has the monty case + I'd bet he owes the barneswalker.
3. His streaming income 0 for the last 4 months.
4. Likely has another case coming.
5. I'd bet he is behind on taxes also.

I wouldn't be surprised if a good chunk is already claimed.
It is very possible that down the line he will lose the house and everything they own.
But even then it might just happen that someone buys the house for him so they can stay.

For the kids I'd honestly hope for them to actually lose the house and moving to a place (owned by Nick's parents) closer to parental supervision, walking distance to a school so the kids can actually socialize properly. Home schooling is a scam and they would be much better off not being taught by the pill fiend.

I do not understand why the home schooling aspect and the teacher (Kayla) being a drug and pill addict has not been a bigger topic for CPS.
 
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It's sad that he didn't speedrun ruining just his own life, but his kids' lives as well. And now they get to experience what it's like to get evicted from their home. Total self-centered dumbass that pissed away money on stupid shit and squandering any semblance of a good upbringing those kids had previously.

This is the rub in the whole saga. It keeps me from fully wanting a fully deserved ansld earned divine judgement upon unrepentant Nick.

I think the parents might have decided if internet streaming celebrity was really what he was going to do then he needed to it without them footing the bill.

I agree with this. I think they either told him how 'proud' they were to see him stand on his own feet that they were discontinuing support, or he asked for an 'investment' and they declined.

His father was in his chat often sending at least 1 SuperChat for a long period, so I do not buy through theory that his parents disapproved of his 'career'.

Unfortunately for Balldo, bankruptcy may not save him from a judgement in the Montegraph case, if one happens: 11 U.S. Code § 523 - Exceptions to discharge

Generally torts of intent are non-dischargeable because they are intended to be punitive.

We are seeing a real pattern here.
Nick won't pay his speeding violations.
He won't pay his mortgage, and he wont pay Monte either....insane.
I wonder...does Nick pay his Taxes properly, or at all? What has he made off his youtube channel? Has he reported it all? We may possibly see a massive tax bill come his way in 2025. If he's been this insanely irresponsible imagine what other bills he hasn't been paying? Just a prediction for fun....but let's be real, would it surprise anyone here if that happened? No.
It occurred to me if Nick couldn’t be bothered to pay petty things like mortgages, court fines, law license fees, etc….then he probably owes a fuckload to the IRS.

Does anyone think Nick actually paid income and state tax on his YT and rumble earnings the past two years? His dad had to pay the property taxes on the love shack this year.

He has bragged for years about his... unorthodox strategies... to structure his finances to limit tax liability. I would not be surprised if he overstated something. He signalled to claim all kinds of deductions for 'the show' like part of his cuckmobike because he streamed from it, among other things.

Also to note: he was ALWAYS late, so I assume it meant he personally prepared his taxes--rather than an accountant, so add the possibility of unintentional error.
 
He returns! Xeeting about the race/H13 MAGA infighting + his "pressing concerns",
gee i wonder what a hedonist with a spanish last name thinks about the issue.
Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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It amuses me that he thinks 2025 will be any better for him, that he pretends he still has a family vs hostages, or that his solution to supposed government oppression is to just let them win completely, or that he thinks there is a rekieta to be found.

There is no better you, this is it. The lack of solid footing, the weak noncommitment to anything and having no real core beliefs or values or anything you value and want to protect in the world is you because you chose that.

You were a coward who hid your hedonistic and selfish desires because your parents controlled your money, because you wanted to sucker in a woman, and because you wanted to sucker in your offspring and then sucker in friends and a fanbase. You hid it from yourself and others to the point they think this hedonistic fuck you've shown yourself to be is new but it's not. It's just the real you that you felt comfortable showing because in your words you felt confident enough to conquer the world.

And when that became the case when you had non-parent money, the ability to push around women leveraging your cash, and a feeling thst your fans were loyal cattle who'd do whatever no matter what you did the first thing you did was exploited that at the cost of everyone around you from the youngest and most vulnerable to the least.

Because you never chose to care about anything and instead just mumbled the right words to get people to leave you alone and call you a good boy. There is no true rekieta you are a passing breeze without definitive shape or form because you never had the courage to take one and be judged by it, you are whatever external forces shape you to be

That's you rekieta congrats you found em

edit i was actually incorrect dick seems to be against h1b.
 
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Guys, quick, look! Rekieta has done the unthinkable! He has finally taken responsibility for his actions, and apologized!

Nah, just kidding. He blames the Government (again) for his shitty 2024. Supporters only Locals post:

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LMAO in the last paragraph he is promising to fulfill the 5k Locals gift again????!!! With the help of Kayla, so you are probably getting some spaghetti art.
 
Nick and Dick still are together! Consider the silver linings of the year!

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Once again, Nick decides to rig Lolcow Of the Year in the 11th hour by greasing the wheels....
Bossman gets cucked out of the big pot again. It's fucking rigged bros.:lossmanjack:
Don't kid yourselves, Nick was already a shoe in before losing the house. Bossman was the one that needed to bet and lose his parent's house to have a hope to compete. Poor Justin came into prominence in the wrong era, you can't win lolcow of the year when you compete with the lolcow of the decade :lossmanjack:
It's new years eve, a time when you are supposed to look back at the year that has been, and be thankful to the people that has helped you.

All I want to say is:

Thanks Rekieta to make me aware of my problem with alcohol, and that you pushed me to get sober.

Cheers!
All ends that ends well!
One of them is a massive fucking nigger, the other is Eric July.
These are the sort of things that make me reconsider if I'm becoming too racist... then I take a stroll through A&N and my conviction is lit again. Anyway, July seems like one of the good ones.

On a separate note. I've been very slowly going through highlights to get up to date, but I saw all of the disgusting interactions between Nick and April in X. But didn't see anything from Kayla. Has she never had a presence in socials or since the whole shitshow started she's just MIA? I refuse to believe she is thrilled at the prospect of April being Nick's "gf".

I rather not ask about the kids since it all instantly goes from funny to depressing, I really hope the grandparents step up...
 
One thing that has baffled me about Nick, even more so now that we have this forclosure news and the revelation about MORE speeding tickets, is why the fuck doesn't he stream?
Cocaine
Strongly Disagree with any notion that there was near universal adoration at any time.
Agreed. I checked out during the Maddox streams when I notice a father of five and a supposed practicing lawyer would stream until 2am during the week, heavily drinking.
The mystery remains. I know cocaine is expensive, but it's not that expensive that in December last year he stopped paying his mortgage.
The last time a coke head successfully accomplished something was the roll out of the Delorean.

A "high end sports" car that topped out at around 74 mph.

Cokeheads can't manage money.
It still blows my mind that this sack of shit has been telling people drugs were just “a fun thing” and he’s “not an addict” while knowing good and goddamn well that he’d stopped paying his mortgage for a fucking YEAR so he could have drug money.
Cocaine.
God Libertarians make me root for the boot of government so hard sometimes.
I really wish a reality show of just Libertarians trying to live together would be made.
 
What a gaslighting scumbag. It's not enough that he subjected the kids to living in a crack house, having parents they can't count on, but he won't even give them the sanity of admitting he fucked up. They live in a world where they suffer his terrible decisions and get told it's the government doing it to them.
The government introduced crack into the black community Rekieta's family
 
How many times does this need to be corrected........ READING IS HARD

It's NOT a reverse mortgage!
Sorry. Should have been like a reddit fag and /sarcasm in my post.

It's a fair point. I also doubt the house will end up being lost. Not least because of his parents. Counter points though:

1. He stopped paying in December 2023.
2. He has the monty case + I'd bet he owes the barneswalker.
3. His streaming income 0 for the last 4 months.
4. Likely has another case coming.
5. I'd bet he is behind on taxes also.
It is very possible that down the line he will lose the house and everything they own.
But even then it might just happen that someone buys the house for him so they can stay.
The ultimate irony would be he doesn't go to jail for drugs, rather tax evasion.
 
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