Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[A Sentient Cloud]

People are oddly preoccupied with Tessie's looks.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Jill looks so not trim in that waterpark footage. Faaaat.

Poor Nurie’s eyebrows Jesus Christ.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

People are oddly preoccupied with Tessie's looks.

Because she's a beautiful girl.
She belongs on a magazine cover or catwalk. Not performing in Jill's trained seal singing group.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Because she's a beautiful girl.
She belongs on a magazine cover or catwalk. Not performing in Jill's trained seal singing group.

“She’s too pretty to be living with her family at age 17, she should be using her looks to sell products.” Sorry, but this a bizarre sentiment and kind of what I’m talking about. Almost up there with “Jill gave her braces to make her uglier.”

 

[Free the Pedos]

“She’s too pretty to be living with her family at age 17, she should be using her looks to sell products.” Sorry, but this a bizarre sentiment and kind of what I’m talking about. Almost up there with “Jill gave her braces to make her uglier.”

I always thought people meant “it’s amazing she’s the only ones who’s good looking since the rest look starved.”

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I always thought people meant “it’s amazing she’s the only ones who’s good looking since the rest look starved.”

All of the kids are attractive, but underfed.
Tessie is the most attractive of all. She has the face and figure of a model.
And Jill uses Tessie for her grift, so I don't see a difference between that and modeling. Better than being sold off at 18 and pumping out five kids before she's 26 like Nurie is on track to do.

 

[TokiBun]

New gossip is spreading on the uncensored snark sub! Allegedly Brianne and her Rodlet man have broken up! Jill even took Brianne's name off her socials. Looked like another courtship had failed womp womp.

 

[Free the Pedos]

New gossip is spreading on the uncensored snark sub! Allegedly Brianne and her Rodlet man have broken up! Jill even took Brianne's name off her socials. Looked like another courtship had failed womp womp.

I'll miss her. She seems like a cow in her own right.

 

[one man party]

I'll miss her. She seems like a cow in her own right.

Now we're going to miss out on sour face photos, dammit.

Picture taken from reddit.

 

[multiverse]

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Now we're going to miss out on sour face photos, dammit.

Picture taken from reddit.

Ah, the ever-present lap pillow PLUS pulled in knees? His boner must have been visible from space.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I found her amusing too but it was clearly a bad match for a half dozen different reasons.

Some New Year's reflections from Jill. Note Dave's inability to lift his wife more than a few inches off the ground, as well as the overly disturbed sand under her implying that there were multiple attempts to get this shot.

 

[one man party]

Huh, I wonder if Mahmo will lose her shit over this one.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Jill is fuming because she wasn't allowed to announce this. Bet she won't be let anywhere near the L&D rooms when Heidi’s time comes, and I love that.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm sure Jill is almost as angry as the Redditors that Tim and Heidi dare be happy outside the very narrow parameters set by different miserable women.

 

[Help Never Came]

Damn, and here I was betting on Little Nurie #4 instead.

Wonder what the married life is like for those two. I'm guessing Tim's happy to be free of his mother and able to eat, but is he a good husband? We might never know, at least they're not online exhibitionists.

 

[obsdj]

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Huh, I wonder if Mahmo will lose her shit over this one.

That young lady looks like a fish. Seriously, her eyes are on either side of her head. Welp, hope they are happy and that the kid will be healthy and not a PlexusMutant.

 

[LonesomeDud]

That young lady looks like a fish. Seriously, her eyes are on either side of her head. Welp, hope they are happy and that the kid will be healthy and not a PlexusMutant.

It's for the best neither of these people have to take the self-esteem hit of dating apps.

 

[TokiBun]

Damn, and here I was betting on Little Nurie #4 instead.

Wonder what the married life is like for those two. I'm guessing Tim's happy to be free of his mother and able to eat, but is he a good husband? We might never know, at least they're not online exhibitionists.

The bar is so low in the fundie world that if they feed their kid regularly and make sure it can read by age 5 they're already doing amazing as parents. So long as Tim doesn't turn into his Dad he'll be better than 90% of fundie husbands.

 

[one man party]

So long as Tim doesn't turn into his Dad

I thought Heidi's parents were more or less setting expectations for this marriage, since they more or less decided where he'd be living and working. I guess I was under the impression that whole point of moving him away from his family and making him get a real job was so he didn't end up like his dad.

 

[TokiBun]

I thought Heidi's parents were more or less setting expectations for this marriage, since they more or less decided where he'd be living and working. I guess I was under the impression that whole point of moving him away from his family and making him get a real job was so he didn't end up like his dad.

Oh yeah you're right. I honestly forgot with how many Rodlets they're all that Tim is the one escaping psycho Mom's claws.