Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
The way he actually typed and posted "I, I even lost myself"
Like all unrepentant addicts, he's a compulsive liar and everything he says is an attempt to justify to himself why he should shovel more cocaine up his cavernous nostrils.

His Lifetime movie inanities are as sincere as Juju the Cow. It's obvious from his New Year's message that :really: has learned nothing at all from 2024, he's determined to be a strong contender for Lolcow of the Year 2025 when he's living in a van, down by the river.
 
Also who the fuck makes amends by saying that all their problems are actually super easy to solve, and the only reason these easy problems haven't been solved yet, is the government? Nick, the government wants people to pay their property taxes and not do cocaine, you can't blame the government here.

It makes sense when you realise that:

1. He has never been an addict. He can stop whenever he wants to. He is different than all those people in not-rehab that he went to.
2. He has never lied, and he does not owe anyone anything--much less an apology because he never made them any promises.
3. He is under the boot of government, and they just want nothing more than to force you to comply and give up your rights, or they will fuck you over.
4. He WANTS to tell the whole story, but he cannot because of #2 and #3.
 
Can’t help but wonder how Nick will break the news to the kids.

“So guys… I have some good news for you guys! How would you like it if we MOVED?!”

Suppose there’s always a decent chance that he won’t come clean and go with: “Let’s take an extended vacation to grandma and grandpa!” Instead of: “Sorry kids! I splurged a little and gooned away the house we live in!”

Could Nick have been planning this? Two of the kids with his parents, three of the kids and Kayla at her parents place… And Nick and April showing up at Dicks place unannounced.

“Hey buddy! Mind if me and April crash on your couch just for a weekend? She’ll suck your dick and I brought some primo blow!”
 
This clip from February 2022 may explain Nick's thinking for taking the mortgage


Gerrymandering Joe Rogan and Let's Get in Touch with this Podcast Bait (8th. February 2022)
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I just want to say: Never take any advice from Nick Rekieta about any subject. Law, finance and relationship advice included
 
I seem to remember hearing they kicked him out of being a teacher after watching his show. I know he said that some of the kids were aware of his youtube career.
That or he shared some of his Biblical wisdom like Jesus was just some sinner dude, he's personally King David, etc.
 
It makes sense when you realise that:

1. He has never been an addict. He can stop whenever he wants to. He is different than all those people in not-rehab that he went to.
2. He has never lied, and he does not owe anyone anything--much less an apology because he never made them any promises.
3. He is under the boot of government, and they just want nothing more than to force you to comply and give up your rights, or they will fuck you over.
4. He WANTS to tell the whole story, but he cannot because of #2 and #3.

5) There was nothing ever wrong with the kids. Nick and Kayla are wonderful parents. All of their children are amazingly above average and successful. CPS was amazed at how great every one of the children was and CPS concluded that Nick was the world's greatest parent when they dismissed every single false complaint against him. None of the kids know what drugs are and if they did know, they only knew from someone else in a different house.
 
Would a homeless lawyer ex-lawyer stream be interesting to watch?

It'd make a great sitcom.

Once affluent trust fund lawyer, Nick Rekieta has fallen on hard times and is currently practicing law with his five feisty children and his kooky pill addled wife from a tent outside of the court house in Kandiyoha County, Minnesota.

See them hustle for business on Main Street underneath Nick's trade sign, 'Rekieta Law: Will Sue for Food!' Laugh as their arch enemy, Judge Pussy Liquor, continuously stymies their plans to get out of the tent and back into some bricks and mortar with her trademark ruling catchphrase:

APPLICATION DENIED!
 
This clip from February 2022 may explain Nick's thinking for taking the mortgage

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Gerrymandering Joe Rogan and Let's Get in Touch with this Podcast Bait (8th. February 2022)
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I just want to say: Never take any advice from Nick Rekieta about any subject. Law, finance and relationship advice included
Some of what Nick is saying here is true, but I think what he isn't saying is most interesting.

The novel idea of... borrowing money to invest... isn't actually new, or only available to rich people. It can also work, so you know Crackets got something right.

The problem with what he is saying is that he is portraying what he is talking about as almost risk free, as if it's just some sort of multiplicative infinite money glitch you unlock once you are rich enough.

If something mundane is repackaged and presented as exciting, exclusive or different, and inherent risks or drawbacks are downplayed or ignored... I instantly think someone is trying to sell me something. Is Nick repeating the sales pitch that hooked him into doing this?

Maybe the explanation is as simple as Nick being bamboozled by some snake-oil salesman.
 
Would a homeless lawyer ex-lawyer stream be interesting to watch?
As a sideshow retard, maybe. Alex Stein spent half his screen time on S3 of Fishtank explaining Rekieta lore and the mechanics of how the Balldo works to a schizophrenic gay pornstar of melanin. Seeing Rekieta as a freeloader, putting up with the likes of actual homeless crack addicts and Airsoft Fatty on the next season would probably be entertaining.
 
but it's not that expensive that in December last year he stopped paying his mortgage. 28k a kilogram. 11 grams per person (3) a day to burn through it in a month. No fucking way. I find it hard to believe he was paying more than 10k a month for 3 people at the peak. For a long time just him and Kayla. The numbers don't add up.
Wouldn't be surprised if he spent a ton at strip clubs as well. Nick has mentioned before
  • He thinks talking to strippers is more interesting than anything else because their stories are fascinating.
  • He said Jesus hung out with prostitutes and sinners and how cool Jesus was and how cool prostitutes are.
  • He spent at least $1k on a cleaning lady at hedonism 2 because of a sob story.
  • Nick wants to be the most interesting/cool person in the room.
  • Nick has stated he views relationships as transactional.
Nick was probably the guy who went to the club and spent tons of money to make the strippers his 'friends' because he thinks that's cool. He probably viewed himself as the guy who could show up to club and all the girls (that other people want to fuck) would gather around him and talk to him because he was so cool. Of course the moment he stops spending thousands of dollars the women don't want to talk to him. Nick probably viewed himself like the guy from those Dos Equis commercials, only he isn't interesting at all, and the moment the money ran out his friends ran out.
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Nick honestly has the biggest incel energy of any non (actual) incel I've ever seen. He hates his wife's body (after she gave him kids and gave him the most youthful part of her life), he lusts after women decades younger than him, fantasizes about high school girls (American Beauty), he thinks he can buy friends and women, he DESPERATELY cares about what everyone else thinks of him, while claiming he doesn't care what anyone else thinks. The biggest incel behavior of all is that he views relationships as transactional, where nothing can be freely given without expectation of something in return. Archetypical 'nice-guy' view of relationships, especially with women.
 
This clip from February 2022 may explain Nick's thinking for taking the mortgage

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I just want to say: Never take any advice from Nick Rekieta about any subject. Law, finance and relationship advice included
It's important to remember the context of this happening post-Rittenhouse and pre-Depp. He could have gotten away with this based on his Youtube income at the time, and it's probably exactly why he did it. He just never could have predicted how quickly his income would vanish and leave him with an empty bag and angry bankers on his doorstep. Also it's a fucking retarded idea, but that's to be expexted from Nick.
 
The novel idea of... borrowing money to invest... isn't actually new, or only available to rich people. It can also work, so you know Crackets got something right.

Schemes of this nature can never work if you're the kind of person who doesn't pay their property taxes, doesn't pay their mortgage, doesn't pay their parking tickets and doesn't keep up with your obligatory CPD in order to keep your law license in good standing.

You need to be the kind of person who continuously monitors all of the variables so that when they shift and the cost of borrowing becomes greater than the profit on your investment, you liquidate fast and cash in your earnings.

That's not Rekieta. He'd borrow the money, invest it in cocaine and then consume all the cocaine, all the while convincing himself he was earning a fortune.
 
This clip from February 2022 may explain Nick's thinking for taking the mortgage

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I just want to say: Never take any advice from Nick Rekieta about any subject. Law, finance and relationship advice included
That video is 100% Ty Bear bullshit talk. It may be technically possible but neither Ty or Nick have the mental capacity to do it.
Alright what shitcoin did he dump his money in

You do not understand. A normal person has a certain level of investment acumen that is about here *holds hand at ear height*, but when you take cocaine, it raises your investment ability and understanding of the market *moves hand above head* so that you can tolerate more risk!
 
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