MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

Gremperor said:

Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri Last Year​

Shows and content featuring MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, and Guy Fieri were approved to receive production support from the Department of Defense last year, according to documents obtained by Rolling Stone. The charm offensive comes at a time when military recruitment has hit historic lows, and both defense officials and members of Congress are seeking new ways to recruit young people into the armed services.

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It's fun to imagine the military shitting themselves when Jimmy's public favorability declined

Osama Bin Laden said:
Mr. Beast got engaged... while wearing Mr. Beast merch :story: (Archive)
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The fact he did it on New Year's Day really says more about how much he prioritizes being viral than anything else.
 
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Gremperor said:

Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri Last Year​

Shows and content featuring MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, and Guy Fieri were approved to receive production support from the Department of Defense last year, according to documents obtained by Rolling Stone. The charm offensive comes at a time when military recruitment has hit historic lows, and both defense officials and members of Congress are seeking new ways to recruit young people into the armed services.

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Pentagon should know the best way to get people to join the military is to foster unity and national spirit.

Still, based
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
Chat, which is more dystopian? Putting Lunchly in the background of your wife giving birth or wearing Mr. Beast Christmas sweaters for an engagement photo OP?
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I think it's fitting that Jimmy lives in a hellish dystopia worse than us normies. He can never escape the cameras and his entire life revolves around a fake persona. He is a slave to whatever company owns him and his eyes say it all.
 
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KosherFarms.net said:
I think it's fitting that Jimmy lives in a hellish dystopia worse than us normies. He can never escape the cameras and his entire life revolves around a fake persona. He is a slave to whatever company owns him and his eyes say it all.
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The thing that feels off is that he got no charisma, no face, no nothing. If he has any of that off-cam, he's serial killer material. I can't imagine him doing half the things people said he has done, same with Musk and the whole "naked in plain view on a plane" type thing.
 
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KosherFarms.net said:
I think it's fitting that Jimmy lives in a hellish dystopia worse than us normies. He can never escape the cameras and his entire life revolves around a fake persona. He is a slave to whatever company owns him and his eyes say it all.
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The real dystopia is that Jimmy managed to become pretty powerful in the world given how his influence is strong, for now not even the real shit he did or the Kris Tyson stuff put him down because so many kids and foreign people watch his videos and don't know that shit.

MrBeast's unfortunately still going strong so it will be a long time until he doesn't have the power he has.

Reminder if he still maintains this popularity in 11 years time, he has a chance to get political power too.
 
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Medic said:
You bet your ass he is staying silent after this recording.

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He just comes of as a person who grifts of for his own benefit, but hey at least he did shed light on how Mr.Beast wasn't the all saint holier than thou person we all know on the platform.
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Isn't Locoya the one who sexually harassed a guy working under him and was moved to another company because of it?
 
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⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
The thing that feels off is that he got no charisma, no face, no nothing. If he has any of that off-cam, he's serial killer material. I can't imagine him doing half the things people said he has done, same with Musk and the whole "naked in plain view on a plane" type thing.
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It’s amazing that, for all his millions (billions, maybe?), he can’t hire an acting coach to teach him how to smile semi-normally. Free tip Jim-Jim, a grimace is not a smile!
 
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