Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

he says a woman's nipples look like baby penises.
I've never seen The Idol, so I'd like to think this comparison indicates Adam's never actually seen a baby's penis. I'm sure plenty of us have seen baby penises through entirely benign circumstances, such as changing diapers or bathing. I'm glad he hasn't been put in such close proximity to infants.

edit: grammar
 
Last edited:
I've never seen The Idol, so I'd like to think this comparison indicates Adam's never actually seen a baby's penis. I'm sure plenty of us have seen baby penises through entirely benign circumstances, such as changing diapers or bathing. I'm glad he hasn't been put in such close proximity to infants.

edit: grammar
For literal decades I thought the way Toriyama drew dicks in Dbz was some weird japanese 'censorship' of dicks. Like it's one ) for the balls and a smaller ) on top for the dick, but to me as a kid it looked like a doorknocker and I just never questioned it.

Should I start a movie critic youtube channel too? :(
 
What are your 2025 predictions for this guy? I'm not super up-to-date on his current status, but based on what I can glean:

>Health continues to spiral; how much of his physical decline is real and how much is a put-on is unclear.
>Part 2 of Lion King doesn't come out at all or is delayed until the end of the year, lack of progress blamed on aforementioned health spiral.
>Gets even more irritable when streaming; maybe a few clips of him acting like a catty faggot stirs up some drama on his subreddit.
>Proper uploads become fewer and farther between; channel becomes more and more bloated with quickies and other crap.
>Highlights channel troon has some sort of mental breakdown on Xitter, gets quietly taken out back and replaced.
>Some gay drama props up between him and one of his furfag friends but doesn't reach his core viewer base.
>First signs of noticeable decline in viewership and Patreon subscribers begins to appear.
 
What are your 2025 predictions for this guy? I'm not super up-to-date on his current status, but based on what I can glean:

>Health continues to spiral; how much of his physical decline is real and how much is a put-on is unclear.
>Part 2 of Lion King doesn't come out at all or is delayed until the end of the year, lack of progress blamed on aforementioned health spiral.
>Gets even more irritable when streaming; maybe a few clips of him acting like a catty faggot stirs up some drama on his subreddit.
>Proper uploads become fewer and farther between; channel becomes more and more bloated with quickies and other crap.
>Highlights channel troon has some sort of mental breakdown on Xitter, gets quietly taken out back and replaced.
>Some gay drama props up between him and one of his furfag friends but doesn't reach his core viewer base.
>First signs of noticeable decline in viewership and Patreon subscribers begins to appear.
I don't think i have much to add that hasn't already being said. I do think we'll see more "reviews" that are just him sperging at random Xitter users that got on his nerves.
 
What are your 2025 predictions for this guy? I'm not super up-to-date on his current status, but based on what I can glean:

>Health continues to spiral; how much of his physical decline is real and how much is a put-on is unclear.
>Part 2 of Lion King doesn't come out at all or is delayed until the end of the year, lack of progress blamed on aforementioned health spiral.
>Gets even more irritable when streaming; maybe a few clips of him acting like a catty faggot stirs up some drama on his subreddit.
>Proper uploads become fewer and farther between; channel becomes more and more bloated with quickies and other crap.
>Highlights channel troon has some sort of mental breakdown on Xitter, gets quietly taken out back and replaced.
>Some gay drama props up between him and one of his furfag friends but doesn't reach his core viewer base.
>First signs of noticeable decline in viewership and Patreon subscribers begins to appear.
No new content other than more shitty livstream reviews and previously unseen Adum & Pals.

More xitter sperging and perhaps another reddit blowout about the ethics of sucking horse cock.

Man sir slowly weasels his way further into Adam's inner circle.
 
What are your 2025 predictions for this guy? I'm not super up-to-date on his current status, but based on what I can glean:

>Health continues to spiral; how much of his physical decline is real and how much is a put-on is unclear.
>Part 2 of Lion King doesn't come out at all or is delayed until the end of the year, lack of progress blamed on aforementioned health spiral.
>Gets even more irritable when streaming; maybe a few clips of him acting like a catty faggot stirs up some drama on his subreddit.
>Proper uploads become fewer and farther between; channel becomes more and more bloated with quickies and other crap.
>Highlights channel troon has some sort of mental breakdown on Xitter, gets quietly taken out back and replaced.
>Some gay drama props up between him and one of his furfag friends but doesn't reach his core viewer base.
>First signs of noticeable decline in viewership and Patreon subscribers begins to appear.
I'll do you one better, he doesn't even meaningfully start on part 2 of the lion king this year.
 
I'll do you one better, he doesn't even meaningfully start on part 2 of the lion king this year.
How long did it take him to make part 1? I'd say double that at least for part 2. Adam really should've attacked this like Wendigoon did with the conspiracy theory iceberg - break the topic up into bitesize chunks and splice them all together into one long director's cut. Wendigoon's final video was ~10 hours long and has millions of views.
 
How long did it take him to make part 1? I'd say double that at least for part 2. Adam really should've attacked this like Wendigoon did with the conspiracy theory iceberg - break the topic up into bitesize chunks and splice them all together into one long director's cut. Wendigoon's final video was ~10 hours long and has millions of views.
Took him just under 3 years for the first one, but a good chunk of that time was spent on the admittedly interesting kimba tangent video. Given he hasn't seemed to have even properly started on the second other than potentially a very brief bullet point list of scenes he wants to go over, I'd say late 2027 at the earliest, that's if he starts soon. Imagine the virtually free algorithm boost he'd have if he was remotely competent and even putting this on the backburner, took a break from it for the rest of 2022, and then worked on it in his spare time through 2023 and 2024 and had it ready for the Mufasa movie.
 
How long did it take him to make part 1? I'd say double that at least for part 2. Adam really should've attacked this like Wendigoon did with the conspiracy theory iceberg - break the topic up into bitesize chunks and splice them all together into one long director's cut. Wendigoon's final video was ~10 hours long and has millions of views.

No, you don’t understand, Adam is allergic to doing anything productive ever.
 
>Gets even more irritable when streaming
In the early videos of the highlight channel he was already answering questions like:
-How do you get so many videos done?
ARE YOU CALLING ME LAZY? YOU THINK I'M SITTING ON MY FUCKING ASS ALL DAY!
-What would you say to Jon Favreau?
YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?
 
In the early videos of the highlight channel he was already answering questions like:
-How do you get so many videos done?
ARE YOU CALLING ME LAZY? YOU THINK I'M SITTING ON MY FUCKING ASS ALL DAY!
-What would you say to Jon Favreau?
YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?
What a defensive fuck. Why does he always take things so fucking personal?
 
Last edited:
You're telling me the faggot who doesn't swallow his food because it takes too long, got a small intestine bacterial bug?
His arrogant attitude about not chewing food as if he knows about health and nutrition was so odd. It's a good example of his narcissism I guess, he thinks he's correct so he's correct. Or maybe it's his faggy contrarian attitude that makes him believe he doesn't need to chew, gotta go against popular opinion on literally everything to seem smart.
 
His arrogant attitude about not chewing food as if he knows about health and nutrition was so odd
Its also ironic because of what I read about SIBO so far is that if its left untreated or is too aggressive to effectively treat, it can hinder the absorption of vital nutrients that you need to live. Its noted that even moderate alcohol consumption can fuel it because alcohol wrecks your gut health and winds up killing the good bacteria to counteract it. I assume just sugar in general can feed it as well hence why he needs to go on a strict keto diet.
 
This stream was from a few days ago and at the end Adam tells his tranny janny fox why he wants to stop playing the Death Note Amongus game. He has something called SIBO and bad stomach bugs are taking him out as of recent.

View attachment 6810726
I guess this is the latest munchie diagnosis that's getting popular with chronic illness influencers.
 
Back