Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

The class action suits against them are really cranking out too. One causes extra sugar in eyes so may drop your a1c but you go blind. One causes hemorages, one causes gastroparesis. I feel doctors are forgetting "do no harm" when they prescribe these things.
I think it's in part a side effect of the emphasis on informed consent and shared decision making that's so big in medicine now. We can thank that for troonism, as well.
There is no change and more gut...the gut grows and devours the compression garments.
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It's so pathetically low effort that she can't even find new and interesting backgrounds for her videos. This is her job, an Austin must at least have different picturesque shops, roads, and parks to use.
 
I think it's in part a side effect of the emphasis on informed consent and shared decision making that's so big in medicine now. We can thank that for troonism, as well.

It's so pathetically low effort that she can't even find new and interesting backgrounds for her videos. This is her job, an Austin must at least have different picturesque shops, roads, and parks to use.

Yes, Austin has a ton of places to go and take pictures. Austin is very big on murals, and has been for quite some time, but it used to be just a few very specific murals that predated instagram. Since instagram, you can’t walk half a block without passing 18 of them shits. I think Austin is so prone to murals these days because it is too hot for most tourists to want to stay outside for more than a few minutes for most of June through September. You drive up to the mural, you take the photo, you get back in the car. In many cases, the murals are on the sides of restaurants and shops, so you can take your picture then get inside.

I googled “Austin Instagrammable places” and the top two hits alone could give Anna content for weeks, but remember, she’s an idiot.

I do recall that there was a day where Anna went and took a few mural pictures and made it seem like she was really getting out, but they are literally across the street from one another. I tried to search the thread but I did not find it. I remember where they were, however, and I put them on this map under the red Xs.

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Such a lack of effort.

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Fit ‘n’ Full fat put out a YT video on Anna today. I only saw the first minute, but I think this could be a good one.

 
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To add to the Austin photo ops:
The thing is to get to those Instgramable places would mean Anna being out with the public and to me she’s becoming more and more reclusive of late. She’s avoiding going out not just due to her physical decline and lack of stamina but because of the stares.

Additionally it is crowded as fuck in some of these photo op places. Try walking down South Congress even during a weekday and unless the weather is shit, the sidewalks are packed.

 
Yes, Austin has a ton of places to go and take pictures. Austin is very big on murals, and has been for quite some time, but it used to be just a few very specific murals that predated instagram. Since instagram, you can’t walk half a block without passing 18 of them shits. I think Austin is so prone to murals these days because it is too hot for most tourists to want to stay outside for more than a few minutes for most of June through September. You drive up to the mural, you take the photo, you get back in the car. In many cases, the murals are on the sides of restaurants and shops, so you can take your picture then get inside.

I googled “Austin Instagrammable places” and the top two hits alone could give Anna content for weeks, but remember, she’s an idiot.

I do recall that there was a day where Anna went and took a few mural pictures and made it seem like she was really getting out, but they are literally across the street from one another. I tried to search the thread but I did not find it. I remember where they were, however, and I put them on this map under the red Xs.

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Such a lack of effort.

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Fit ‘n’ Full fat put out a YT video on Anna today. I only saw the first minute, but I think this could be a good one.

The video is great. She did a supercut with all her Anna videos in one, so you dont have to go hunting for them.
 
Anna’s nominated for the «Breaker of Scale» Lolcow award! She’s not even up against Chantal or Amber, she might have a fighting chance :feels:
That one was tough, because Juliana is pretty delusional too. She really believed her Crayola marker watermelon postcards to US government officials would make them want to free Palestine. She wrote that blog post about being proud of being unable to wipe her ass. And she's extremely delusional about gender. However, Juliana doesn't pretend to be happy, she just doesn't understand her misery is self-inflicted.

But Anna is delusional about everything and pretends like everything is amazing. She has a new faker illness every week, undergoes dangerous surgeries instead of eating less, thinks 1200 calories is a small snack, and tried to make herself bedbound with her 5k arc. Also the godforsaken overproduced YouTube videos with melodramatic music and with her constantly sobbing due to her self-inflicted obese state making everything harder...

...yeah, Anna wins in my mind. The other deathfats nominated like Alexandria Rodriguez don't even come close. Hopefully she wins. It would be the first real award she's ever won.
 
We’re not even a day into 2025 and I already hate this influencer trend of having a personal “word of the year”. Unless it’s some Pee-Wee’s Playhouse shit and they plan to scream real loud anytime they hear it, it’s just fucking dumb and self centered (but I guess that’s influencing in a nutshell.)
 
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The "sparkle" crapola is so cringe. It sounds like it's written by some idiotic "life coach" in their 20s--some dumbass with zero life experience who thinks Live, Laugh, Love will get you through the hard stuff.
So, basically Anna; but already past her prime at 40 and completely delusional AF.

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Thank Satan she's wearing the leggings in this shot.

I'd like to vote for renaming Anna--from Glitter and Lazers to Quitter and Faker.
 
The "sparkle" crapola is so cringe. It sounds like it's written by some idiotic "life coach" in their 20s--some dumbass with zero life experience who thinks Live, Laugh, Love will get you through the hard stuff.
So, basically Anna; but already past her prime at 40 and completely delusional AF.

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Thank Satan she's wearing the leggings in this shot.

I'd like to vote for renaming Anna--from Glitter and Lazers to Quitter and Faker.
Shitter and Taters for me.
 
Overhead pipes, spray-on ceiling and oil stains on the pavement. Why the parking garage? Why?

Is she forbidden from using any of the common areas at the Saint June beyond the lot?

Even the selfie obsessed little kids in my life would balk about taking pics in such an ugly, pedestrian place. Even her dull screened-in porch is better.
 
"acknowledging my successes and celebrating them, something I struggle to do." Seriously? Patting herself on the back for the tiniest, most mundane nonsense is ALL she does. She's the living embodiment of Stuart's "Look what I can do!"

Also, I'm pretty sure "beg for asspats for merely existing which is hard because I'm soooo humble" was her resolution last year too.
 
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