DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I really think after this it’s leaning on government disability checks for eternity for his broken back

He will probably need a physical/checkup for that, and they'll discover his BAC could start a lawnmower.

Phil hasn't changed. He is in fact incapable of change. The only reason why some would say that he is/has changed is due to his reacting to temporary anxiety/anger/frustration from some form of external pressure that they haven't witnessed from him before or only to a smaller degree.

If you go back far enough you will realize that the Philbert you see today is the same Philbert that was making shitty videos in his condo with a camera pointed at the screen. The only thing that has really changed is he has changed one condo...for another condo.

You might be under the illusion that he has changed due to his censoring himself and his attempts to pignotize everyone, 'I've changed, I'm not the same guy as I was X+1 years ago' but if you scrape just a little bit of grease off his surface you'll find all the same shitty jokes, 'commentary', and opinions.

I kind of agree. Basically the difference now is there is no "Hate Army" to mobilize against his critics/naysayers, so he had to modify/contract himself accordingly, which causes him mental stress. The KC "King Arc" was like a limited-time-only faux Hate Army, so he again expanded himself accordingly. As I sperg posted about several times, I think that was an anomaly; it's back to bunker hunkering down with the inner circle of whale dents... forever.

 

[Balr0g]

lol where's this lore where he got fired from a fucking MOVIE THEATRE job from?

Found it. It's on his CT bucketlist. WPIG reacted to it

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Internet Tough Guy Phil last night calling us retards, even when he said it was a no-no word. Then gives a retarded explanation as to why it's "rules for thee, not for REEE".





By the way, Phil. How's that reACK channel going one year on?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anyone remember how much Phil's utility bills were during the bank leaks? All those new devices he bought on Amazon credit must be adding to an already horrendous electricity bill

Yep. That bill will be insane since he doesn't turn shit off. Self inflicted once again.

 

[San Dimas High School]

just saw his cancellation of the private react thing...what a piece of shit...50$ for 25min of this time while he keeps begging for money.
he cant find 2 hours in the month to make that retard happy for his 200$.

It's funny that doing 1 video for 5 people = no problem but doing 5 videos for 1 person = a bridge too far. Like just pretend all 5 videos are for different people. There's no rule saying you have to film them all in 1 sitting.

The other funny part is that he's spoken about it on his "podcast" at length and at least twice when it only affects one person in the entire world. He just has nothing else to talk about but loves to talk.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Internet Tough Guy Phil last night calling us retards, even when he said it was a no-no word. Then gives a retarded explanation as to why it's "rules for thee, not for REEE".

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By the way, Phil. How's that reACK channel going one year on?

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"You can say it in a generalized fashion when it's actually referencing the root meaning of the word"
Really? Does he even understand the word salad he just spouted? Because when he calls us retards he actually calls us people who hinder someone or something, since that's the root meaning of the word. I guess he's right because according to his "I could've saved the world" mental breakdown/rant we hindered his messianic plans for the world.

 

[Very Honest Content]

The change in the KC thread is also insane, just before and during the KANG arc it was basically a fan thread with a few people shitting on them every once in a while and now it's pretty much a mirror image of this subforum - people laughing about The Lard and The Tard's sordid history, their failings, pocketwatching their streams and doxing their mentally ill paypigs.

Wait, that sounds actually funny...

Narc ego injury salt is the best type and guess what, no one paid him a penny to react this way, just made him aware of it through slight weening at the worst. Take notes, paypigs, this is what actual trolling looks like.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

No idea why you guys think that support is suddenly going to dry up, when he has been making money hand over fist these last few months.

I'm definitely not one of those "it's happening! He's finally going to be homeless!" guys, but every year he does get ever so closer to that drain he's been circling. 50 bit bitches are near extinction and dolphins are completely gone. He's even chasing away whales like the Dutch bros. He doesn't have the bullpen of whales like he used to so that's stressing things even tighter. If he doesn't get a kino arc to save his ass he is due for a rough(for his standards at least) 25. He can't refinance his home and bankruptcy is still a few more years away. Not saying it's over because he is insanely lucky but that ship is sinking.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So how would you all say that Phil's changed over the past year? I see the occasional comment saying that he became increasingly unhinged as the year progressed and I'd like to hear how you guys compare Phil of the now to Phil of a few years ago.

He learned to demand support from the Kino arc.

Previous begs: “Guys I really could use the tips to afford bills this week”

Current begs: “Let’s get some more support, it’s been three hours since I’ve received any contributions”

 

[Elite Kipchak]

please let us get a lawlcow meltdown today, you just know him being in the same category as chris is tearing him up inside

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

please let us get a lawlcow meltdown today, you just know him being in the same category as chris is tearing him up inside

He made $600+ yesterday. Bet the money buff is too strong going into the pahdcast.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He learned to demand support from the Kino arc.

Previous begs: “Guys I really could use the tips to afford bills this week”

Current begs: “Let’s get some more support, it’s been three hours since I’ve received any contributions”

Na current begs are now "I am not starting gameplay until I receive contributions. I will wait for the first one to begin." and after he dies in a game with low support "Well I don't think you want to see this game anymore if you do you should support right now or it's gonna be gone!"

 

[Lady Adjani]

He made $600+ yesterday. Bet the money buff is too strong going into the pahdcast.

That already went towards da bills and if you bring it up again I'll LiMB you ass, capeesh?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He's such a petulant little child, holding gameplay hostage.

 

[UsedUp]

Since dsp has double downed on making 2025 the year of the wage quit a viable strategy for a successful business maybe he should open that restaurant he's always wanted.

 

[Comma]

His mic is still cutting out constantly, lmao.

Spoiler: Clips

 

[chromebookgamer]

RGB setup is fucking cancer today, I cannot believe this retard thinks his "studio" looks good, people walking past at night looking up at that shit show from outside probably think a 12yr old lives there

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

*me turning on Phil’s stream*
“Here’s the first suggestion a charity stream…..NO!”

Fuckin’ of course.
The guy who did a political stream bashing people who needed help from charity/government for food won’t do a charity stream.
It’s okay. He donated a dollar this year lol

 

[EmpGulcasa]

*me turning on Phil’s stream*
“Here’s the first suggestion a charity stream…..NO!”

Fuckin’ of course.
The guy who did a political stream bashing people who needed help from charity/government for food won’t do a charity stream.
It’s okay. He donated a dollar this year lol

That's still giving him too much credit. At most he's rounded up while checking out at Total Wine so some random charity got .14 cents. The man is morally bankrupt.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil wants to be the AVGN so bad. The way he tries to copy his gimmick and even the whole "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?" while throwing his arms up (RIP T) he truly believes he's a "live" version of the AVGN even though he doesn't play a character like those other muppets, but that time he told someone to kill themselves for losing at SF6? That was a character, but he doesn't play a character btw

Anyway, Phil thinks he's James Rolfe's peer as an internet pioneer that you just know seeing himself next to Chris-Chan had him seething all night. On New Year's Eve.

*me turning on Phil’s stream*
“Here’s the first suggestion a charity stream…..NO!”

Fuckin’ of course.
The guy who did a political stream bashing people who needed help from charity/government for food won’t do a charity stream.
It’s okay. He donated a dollar this year lol

Also, remember how when Kino Casino asked him for 100 subs, he just gave them 10 and said he was tapped out.
And those are the people he's supposedly the most grateful with, the ones who made his "resurgence" possible, and the ones who made him thousands. The best he could give back was 50 bucks out of thousands he got. Reminds me of that story when he gave Howard an old fightstick that didn't work and when Howard fixed it Phil asked for it back.