Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick really ought to consider doing something about those pests.
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I just love the "harass random blacks on X" angle the Pests take for the reactions it gets. Their narcissism can't recover the mockery from a lowly white so they always try and find some angle where it is Pat's fault, actually. And within a short exchange, Pat usually gives them a reason to hate him.
 
Happy 2025 beautiful bastards!

Josiah just uploaded an hour long video called "Solo Josiah Show Episode 1 - Jackie Singh".

I'll admit I didn't have time to watch it yet, because I'm about to leave to attend family lunch right now (no meatloafs), so I can't vouch for its content. But Josiah has a great track record, so I thought I'd at least let you guys know. Hopefully it's fun stuff.
 
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Happy 2025 beautiful bastards!

Joasiah just uploaded an hour long video called "Solo Josiah Show Episode 1 - Jackie Singh".

I'll admit I didn't have time to watch it yet, because I'm about to leave to attend family lunch right now (no meatloafs), so I won't vouch for its content. But I thought I'd at least let you guys know, hopefully it's fun stuff.
Josiah is the “HuffPost.net” reporter who laughed through Patrick’s most infamous meltdown (“You know you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?” “Yes, child.”). He’s subsequently been an ongoing target of Jackie Singh’s incompetent #OSINT and they have a significant mutual animosity.
 
Capybaras are just overgrown guinea pigs. Dogs tolerate them because they like to eat their poo. That's it. They're prey animals but that dog sees it as a different kind of food source.

If you know anyone who's had both pets in one house, guinea pigs constantly poo. And dogs will follow them around and eat the poo as if they're a treat dispenser.

Guinea pig poo is basically just hay condensed into pellets, it doesn't seem to hurt the dogs.
Aren't they both coprophages that are supposed to eat their primary shit, for vitamin b12 among other stuff? Are the dogs fucking them over by eating their shit?
 
As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.


"Ugh.....that is a lot.....in-and-out ok we're d...alright thank you that was fun anyway....oh my god there's a lot...holy crap look at all of them....wow....that is a lot of stupid people....ughh....Happy New year!"

DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.
 
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Did Fatrick post any pictures or make comments about his holiday family get togethers?
No pics of his plate of food or some snarky comment about a boomer relative?

You have to wonder if he has been banned from family holiday events or has been explicitly told no SM posts about them.
He made one post attempting to make a joke out of refusing to explain the hawk tuah coin to his money-in-law.

General consensus was it was made up bullshit.
 
Aren't they both coprophages that are supposed to eat their primary shit, for vitamin b12 among other stuff? Are the dogs fucking them over by eating their shit?
My understanding is that they have a special form of shit they eat (at night I think?) not the normal pellet stuff. I’ve never had a guinea pig I have watched one for a friend though

Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?
 
As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

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DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.
How has he never heard of the annual polar bear plunge? What an ignorant son of a bitch.
 
As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

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DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.
Real bold of Fatrick’s to claim “That is a lot… of stupid people” when he himself, on both merits of corpulence and low mental acuity, qualifies as “a lot of stupid people.”
 
Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?
If he was looking for something simple to self-publish, he could collect his tweets and publish it as "No, Child: The Collected Musings of Patrick Tomlinson." He'd make money off Kiwis and Pests alike buying it.

But that would require him to be able to laugh at himself.
 
As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

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DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.
That's the polar plunge. Where people go into the lake on New Years for fun. I can't believe he was scoping it out for pepperoni
 
My understanding is that they have a special form of shit they eat (at night I think?) not the normal pellet stuff. I’ve never had a guinea pig I have watched one for a friend though

Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?
Maybe a new poll? Will Fat publish in 2025?
 
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