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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but if most asylum seekers are Muslim, why are they going home for Christmas? A holiday that they wouldn't celebrate?
It's still a cultural thing, and if they're an actual darkie from some subsaharan people's democratic federal republic odds are they're "christian" anyway, bLACK people love Jesus and his snakes and his tongue talking.
 
Maybe it's just meant as the descriptor of the period of time?
Muzzies here still take leave around Dec/Jan unless they own a retail business.
It doesn't matter shat time of year it is.

These people are claiming asylum here on the basis they are unsafe in the hole they're from. If it is so unsafe why are they going back???

Them going back totally undermines the whole pretence of why they claim to need to be here.
 
It doesn't matter shat time of year it is.

These people are claiming asylum here on the basis they are unsafe in the hole they're from. If it is so unsafe why are they going back???

Them going back totally undermines the whole pretence of why they claim to need to be here.
Yeah agreed but that's not what I was responding to.
I was asked "Why would they go back for Christmas if they were Pedo-worshippers?" and answered.

On the question of "If it's so unsafe why are they going back??" my answer is "Who cares about their safety. They should never have been allowed into Western countries in the first place"
 
Sat at home, ordered myself a pizza and plan to watch some movies.

On another note though reports of massive armed police presences in almost every main city in the UK and Europe, to such an extent some places like Germany have deployed their equivariant of the national guard and Amsterdam is effectively an iron wall. Any chances of anything kicking off tonight? Likely just a response to what happened in Germany as I don't think they could live down another incident like that so soon.
Guess who fucking called it! Continent off but it's the message that counts. Even appears to be one of our stunning doctors who did this as well, flag and all.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1995006/new-orleans-bourbon-street-truck-hits-crowd
 
It doesn't matter shat time of year it is.

These people are claiming asylum here on the basis they are unsafe in the hole they're from. If it is so unsafe why are they going back???

Them going back totally undermines the whole pretence of why they claim to need to be here.
It happens a lot. It’s because they’re gaming the system. Germany we’re talking about immediately removing asylum from sand people who go on holiday were they “escaped” from. Don’t know if they followed through.
 
Never forget the time Tesco staff were yellow labelling products and they literally had to put a barricade up before they shelved it, otherwise all the pakis and niggers would quite literally fight and bum rush it.
Who gives a damn about the profits of Tesco?

This is a song reference, don't take it too seriously.
 
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On a slightly more pleasant note, I sincerely hope everyone had a truly lovely New Years, and I wish all of you a happy, healthy 2025, in which, if your challenges cannot be limited, I hope you have the strength to face and overcome them all.
Same, bro! I made a massive chicken fried rice and and sinking Carling like it no bodies business. It’s a chill 2025 so far.
 
Same, bro! I made a massive chicken fried rice and and sinking Carling like it no bodies business. It’s a chill 2025 so far.
That sounds like a little slice of heaven right there. I spent it with his nibs, but we've spent a lot of time recently, and I have work tomorrow, although not until 7pm. So I've come home (we're not wed, he lives like 10 miles from me, and I work even further out, but I rely on buses for medical reasons, so we live apart as WFH is not an option for me). So, I am at home, trying to finish this bastard bloody embriodery project I started for his Christmas present, and I am very close to being done. The fecking thing has been an absolute millstone about my neck I swear.

I am watching Children of Men and half-assedly thinking caging up the illegals until they can be punted back to whence they came is a truly magnificent idea.

@Crispy Jakes : i describe myself asan unashamed racist, but I make a realeffort to be polite and civil to people's faces, asa rule. But I am at the stage where I believe our good nature has been thoroughly abused; we are an island nation, and fuck anyone who wants to come here seven ways to Sunday.
 
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