Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[Spunt]

I've been in and around the music business and musicians for multiple decades and I have NEVER seen anyone walk around town with an electric guitar strapped to them. It makes you look like an utter twat. Like the cat, it's just a prop to draw attention to himself, all in the service of his delusional narcissism. "Look at me with my guitar, aren't I interesting and creative," he thinks it says. It's such a fucking poser guitar too. Ugly, violent colours, unnecessary fanned frets on a 6-string (they only make sense on extended range guitars) and of course it's a headless monstrosity with a an utterly hideous shape. Even on stage it says "tryhard attention-seeker", in a fucking park it makes you look like a massive cunt. Dave you could have saved yourself several thousand dollars and just strapped a massive dildo to your forehead, it would send the same message. Even if he has a little battery amp to play it through, it will sound like shit because it will go out of tune in the cold and wet. Plus he can't even play it all that well, I've heard his playing, it's the living definition of mediocre.

I hate that guitar more than I hate him. I hope the local Cultural Diversity forcibly deprives him of it and/or smashes it to splinters.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

This proves Dave should win an annual kiwi award, doesn't it?

Bald, bearded lady straps on guitar to leash up the cat to pose outdoors for pic while Facebooking on phone in support of stealing food, which he does like doing.

Vote for Dave!​

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[Prokhor Zakharov]

You can tell that Dave is a fake tranny because you'll notice you never see any posts about "muh dysphoria" because he doesn't have that diagnosis. A psychiatrist would never give him that diagnosis since it would be obvious he is faking. He can't take hormones because of his afib, but that doesn't mean he couldn't get breast implants, or get the chop, neither of those are contraindicated, but you'll notice he never mentions those. Dave is a creepy, low-effort transvestite, and nothing more. Well, Dave is low effort in general, except when it comes to stealing from and harassing his parents.

I think it also has to do with it being his parents' home. I know someone who has pretty clear narcissistic traits. They're in their late 40s and to this day when they visit their parents' home they still act like they're a kid in terms of respecting the household and their parents wishes for how it should be run. It's not the house they grew up in. It's nothing like it in terms of this one having expensive furniture and decor you wouldn't want kids ruining.

They talk about this place like it's still their home too despite not living with their parents for 30 years. Not setting their drink down on the arm of an expensive leather sofa never enters their mind. They set their drinks down on the sofa arm when they were a kid, what's the difference? What was once theirs always will be. It's interesting to see because they don't act the same way at home and they don't act the same way at friends' houses.

My brother does this with my parents current place despite not ever having lived at that house. Drives me up the fucking wall.

Dave claims he'd "let it go" if a food delivery driver stole his meal.

This doesn't surprise me considering Dave is being prosecuted for felony theft for stealing food by charging it to someone else.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I was going to reply to the previous picture about how the guitar head got filtered out of existence. Of course it is some weird looking, and I'm assuming expensive, guitar.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I've been in and around the music business and musicians for multiple decades and I have NEVER seen anyone walk around town with an electric guitar strapped to them. It makes you look like an utter twat.

I was just about to say this as well.
I'm about 45 years in the industry and have never wandered around wearing a guitar as jewellery and have never witnessed anyone else doing so.
It just smacks of someone desperate to be recognised as "something" (anything?) to make up for the fact that they are insignificant.

Having heard him play, it's vaguely adequate but certainly not good enough to be considered more than an over enthusiastic amateur with access to more money than talent.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Dave claims he'd "let it go" if a food delivery driver stole his meal. A debate ensues in the comments. (Post)

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if they are desperate and hungry and poor enough to risk arrest or job loss out of hunger, by all means, please eat something

A preview of his defense in court? "Your honor, the mere fact that I was desperate enough to use my abusive, narcissist parents' credit card to buy $1000 of meals from the country club shows that I am the real victim here."

 

[monstrous bubo]

It's such a fucking poser guitar too. Ugly, violent colours, unnecessary fanned frets on a 6-string (they only make sense on extended range guitars) and of course it's a headless monstrosity with a an utterly hideous shape.

That’s his Strandberg Fusion. This one is memorable not just for its ugliness. Last year la principessa sold off some of his collection because poor disabled twanswoman blah blah. He then blew three grand on a new guitar because idiot.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

A preview of his defense in court? "Your honor, the mere fact that I was desperate enough to use my abusive, narcissist parents' credit card to buy $1000 of meals from the country club shows that I am the real victim here."

I can actually see this walking freakshow trying that as an affirmative defense, against the strident and ardent objections of his counsel of course, because, as always, "Dave knows best!" (a phrase that has never been uttered at any point in this timeline, or likely any other".)

Also, further to my point above about Dave being low effort, he doesn't grow his hair out, doesn't shave, doesn't wear makeup, obviously doesn't take care of his skin (besides picking at it like a meth addict), etc... his level of effort for being "Trans" is putting on an ill fitting dress from Goodwill/Salvation Army and the absolute cheapest, ugliest "female" glasses he could get online. There are men that go in drag for Halloween that put in more fucking effort than this. There is literally no one that puts less effort into being trans. He barely qualifies as a transvestite, and not even that most of the time since he frequently wears men's clothes. Is there any other tranny, even including transvestites, that is a LOLCow and puts in less effort than Dave? I think Dave is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to "Trans" effort of any LOLCow here or anywhere for that matter.

Any "real" trans person is likely to hate Dave if they met him. He exemplifies the stereotypical tranny that tranny haters use to make their point that trans people are just degenerate creeps, because that is literally what Dave is. He puts in the lowest possible level of effort in order strictly to win oppression points and creep on women without getting called out. He is the living example that everyone could point at and say "See! A perfect example of why all that trans stuff is bullshit!" His existence as "trans" literally makes the life of every other trans person more difficult sheerly by the fact that he calls himself trans.

 

[Bookwork]

Muh theory is that Dave reads "trans" as "oppression-points supremacy and allowed in reach of real titties."

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Dave claims he'd "let it go" if a food delivery driver stole his meal. A debate ensues in the comments. (Post)

These fucking people have no idea about how any part of the world works. DoorDash driver is not a great job, but someone who is able to own a vehicle and maintain it in working order does not need to Jean Valjean your Popeyes order to feed their starving family.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

These fucking people have no idea about how any part of the world works. DoorDash driver is not a great job, but someone who is able to own a vehicle and maintain it in working order does not need to Jean Valjean your Popeyes order to feed their starving family.

This is what I don't get. What the fuck is the point of using these services if your food gets stolen? It decreases the demand for the service, thus takes away jobs. Dave. Lol. Use your braincell.

 

[Bookwork]

This is what I don't get. What the fuck is the point of using these services if your food gets stolen? It decreases the demand for the service, thus takes away jobs. Dave. Lol. Use your braincell.

The services track driver performance closely. A driver might survive one stolen meal accusation, but the second one?

Will I be surprised if we learn Dave scurries around the apartment complex trying to intercept drivers so he can pretend it's his order? No.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Using the men's restroom must be very distressing for la principessa. (Post)

 

[Trombonista]

In Japan, it's customary to knock on the door of a public bathroom to find out if it's occupied.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Dave tries to do science.

According to la princessa, someone is a woman if they say they are.

 

[Marvin]

Using the men's restroom must be very distressing for la principessa. (Post)

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"Ocupado"

According to la princessa, someone is a woman if they say they are.

But what if a man says he's a woman...

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

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"a trans woman living in small town missouri"
Columbia has a population of 130,000 plus 18,000 students. It is the forth largest city in Missouri.
Nigga cannot tell the truth under any circumstances

 

[Particle Bored]

But what if a man says he's a woman...

If I say I am a woman, but I know I am not a woman, does that make me a liar, or merely mistaken in my belief?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

If I say I am a woman, but I know I am not a woman, does that make me a liar, or merely mistaken in my belief?

In my non expert opinion, the question turns on whether or not you intend to deceive.

 

[waffle]

"a trans woman living in small town missouri"
Columbia has a population of 130,000 plus 18,000 students. It is the forth largest city in Missouri.
Nigga cannot tell the truth under any circumstances

It's also essentially arraigned around a major highway intersection and would be constantly inundated with visitors even if it was small. It's a decent place but it does not have what I'd call a small town feel in any way.