Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[National Defense Advocate]

Austin kinda looks like Shia's character from Fury.
Sucks that's he's gonna be tossed in prison for a few years, if he finished that rehab, I feel like there's a good chance his other charges could have been dropped.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Waiting for the rats to justify why they didn't vote for Bossman because "he's not a lolcow" and "I'm a real fan".

Typical BULLSHIT RAT LIES & BEHAVIOR.

 

[Laughingator]

Waiting for the rats to justify why they didn't vote for Bossman because "he's not a lolcow" and "I'm a real fan".

Typical BULLSHIT RAT LIES & BEHAVIOR.

To be fair, he's been in jail for almost half of 2024 so that cut his ranking down.

 

[thebigdream]

Rekieta is just Bossman-lite. Oh boo hoo he doesn't have any cabinet doors. Bossman doesn't have a door to his goddamn ROOM. Oh wahhh Mr Lawyer Man snorted a little cocaine. Bitch, that whitebread ass nigga won't even smoke the crackarooski. Rekieta pussied out when threatened with a bat? BITCH BOSSMAN BEATS HIS OWN DAD ON THE REGULAR, AND HE'LL DO IT AGAIN WHEN THEY LET HIM OUT. Rekieta got cucked by an accountant looking mf? Bitch, BMJ cucks thousands of dads on the regular, including yours, so shut the fuck up pussy.

Look, it's okay to enjoy Rekieta content. Lord knows I do. But you have to admit it's like comparing a McDonalds cheeseburger to a Big Buford.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Rekieta voters vote because they hate Rekieta. Bossman voters vote because they love the Bossman.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The LOTY vote was so fucking rigged dude.

Yes, I know Nick Rekieta but I always find Bossman to be a lot more interesting and I love him a lot more.

 

[An YTMND User]

I just watched the compilation, the 15 minutes video and I have to say that Bossman seems to be curious about html codes alot when he loses

 

[draggs]

Make sure Evil Eddie does not command Josh to rig it - vote BMJ! Do not forget the Chrischan crossover!
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In 30 fuckin seconds Bossman FELTS the entire reason for this rigged-ass webzone's existence

TPTB at the Farms couldn't handle how much better Bossman is than Chris, Rekieta, Null, and literally everyone here so they flipped the fuckin switch on our boy just like Evil Eddie and Niggard Noah. It's so fuckin wrong fuckin Farms RATS

 

[botrix_fan]

He's so boring a mortgage is news. Its rigged.

Taxes in the Bossman thread always means content has dried up.
But mortgage shit in the Rackets thread means lolcow-of-the-year.
Fuck a dude

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick needs some kind of lifetime achievement in spiraling down or something because premium cows like Bossman don't even have a chance to be recognized.

Bossman absolutely should have won last year but Nick put in an all time performance this year.

 

[lol cow supreme]

To be fair, he's been in jail for almost half of 2024 so that cut his ranking down.

He was only in jail for 82 days in 2024. He was in "rehab" for about 20, and in "a facility" for about 5.

The fact he put out more entertaining and hilarious content since his arrest than Rekeita has should tell you who the real GOAT is.

 

[Broken Cuddles]

Charlie Brown never gets to kick the football.
Incels never get the girl.
Trannies never get to be real women. (Or real men for the pooners.)
Bossman never gets to win.

These are just unchangeable facts of the world. Call it rigged or call it fate, this is how it be. Call me a rat, cry yourself to sleep, do whatever. It wont change it. You could rig a game in his favour so on his third spin he’d win $1,000,000, a new Honda Civic and a Big Buford and he’d STILL press to spin a fourth time. Like the heat death of the universe it is inevitable.

Enjoy the cow. But remember. You’re literally cheerleading for a fucking crackhead. Crackheads gonna crackhead.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

But remember. You’re literally cheerleading for a fucking crackhead.

Broooo ... NO WAY!!!! That's not fucking real!!

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Charlie Brown never gets to kick the football.
Incels never get the girl.
Trannies never get to be real women. (Or real men for the pooners.)
Bossman never gets to win.

These are just unchangeable facts of the world. Call it rigged or call it fate, this is how it be. Call me a rat, cry yourself to sleep, do whatever. It wont change it. You could rig a game in his favour so on his third spin he’d win $1,000,000, a new Honda Civic and a Big Buford and he’d STILL press to spin a fourth time. Like the heat death of the universe it is inevitable.

Enjoy the cow. But remember. You’re literally cheerleading for a fucking crackhead. Crackheads gonna crackhead.

When he's up you go and hide in your rat hole, when he's down you pile on him. Fuck you fucking rat fuck.

 

[Looney Troons]

Charlie Brown never gets to kick the football.
Incels never get the girl.
Trannies never get to be real women. (Or real men for the pooners.)
Bossman never gets to win.

Broken Cuddles’ mom never gets to turn a good dicking down DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE!!!!

 

[draggs]

Charlie Brown never gets to kick the football.
Incels never get the girl.
Trannies never get to be real women. (Or real men for the pooners.)
Bossman never gets to win.

These are just unchangeable facts of the world. Call it rigged or call it fate, this is how it be. Call me a rat, cry yourself to sleep, do whatever. It wont change it. You could rig a game in his favour so on his third spin he’d win $1,000,000, a new Honda Civic and a Big Buford and he’d STILL press to spin a fourth time. Like the heat death of the universe it is inevitable.

Enjoy the cow. But remember. You’re literally cheerleading for a fucking crackhead. Crackheads gonna crackhead.

There's always some fuckin RAT who won't get on voice chat and say it to Bossman direct like a man cus he a pussy ass binned bitch RAT but he'll come around twitching his RAT nose when Bossman ain't here to triple chuck that Bossdick make his mom SQUIRT

Drop a 5pack PUSSY

 

[Elysian]

Where’s @Weed Eater to write love letters to our boy in his hour of need? Nobody ever lifts a finger.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Fuck a dude, man these fucking rat fucks don’t get it. From a purely monetary perspective Bossman should have won LOTY. Nick RATkeita may have sold out his house, his wife, and his kids for LOTY, but how much has Bossman lost this year? A 316k mortgage default doesn’t even touch all of the money Bossman had stolen from him when they flip the switch on our guy.

 

[draggs]

Look, maybe the clink is the safest place Bossman can be right now

Because JFC rat Bane has declared time to go mobile

https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1874108309768216595

Imagine our boy just trying to go get a Big Buford and some crispy crackarooski, he turns a corner and there they are boxing him in

 

[Got Milk!]

Fake ass rigged bullshit. Bet half you hanger oners are only pretending to have voted for the boss. Just trying to cozy up to him for some juice and clout but never actually happened. Post the ebidance or post a 5 pack, pussy.