Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Axiom.]

I like how Colton's thread moves just fine without needing him to spam the same 5 statements over and over again.

 

[DickMain]

"NooOOOoooo FUCK YOU MR BEAST!!!! I COULD'VE BOUGHT MORE HE-MAN TOYS AND TAKEN DOWN THE KIWI FARMS WITH THAT MONEY!!!"

Surely he could have found an in if he hooked up with Chris's polycule.

 

[BigPeanut]

I like how Colton's thread moves just fine without needing him to spam the same 5 statements over and over again.

It worked though, she convinced me she’s a woman after the 43rd time she said it.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

It worked though, she convinced me she’s a woman after the 43rd time she said it.

Oh Jesus christ it's the THING

 

[Xev]

Surely he could have found an in if he hooked up with Chris's polycule.

Remember, Colton is a tranny who doesn't date trannies so the Chris polycule is a no go. Although, by Colton's own admission we do know he's a male prostitute and will blow dudes for free steak dinners so he may make an exception for Chris Tyson.

 

[Racist Parrot]

It's nice when bad things happen to people who actually deserve it. You're a lazy fag Colton, you don't deserve handouts. That you would grab with your fat man hands.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Too bad Colton didn't get on Beast Games. It would have been great if he was on and had to do all sorts of challenges and that resulted in the welfare department learning he was not disabled and took away his tugboat.

 

[Spunt]

Having a transactional life philosophy doesn't work very well if you're as lazy as Colton. The problem with "If I do something for you, you will do something for me" is that it requires you to DO something. In fact you have to do something every time you want something. Successful sociopaths who make this philosophy work are very busy people.

Colton, on the other hand, sits fatly in his tranny fartbox and whines that people won't give him things for free. He doesn't even understand his own 5edgy6me satanist philosophy. But then he's too stupid to assemble Legos, so his total overwhelming failure isn't entirely surprising.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

For whatever reason, Colton keeps watching videos of Asians eating tacos and saying "Man I really wish a woman would fuck me"

 

[CallmeCicada]

For whatever reason, Colton keeps watching videos of Asians eating tacos and saying "Man I really wish a woman would fuck me"
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Isn't that a guy in the thumbnails though, lmao. I thought Colton didn't like men.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Just in case you're wondering, yeah, he's still reading this thread and coping about it. This house of cards will soon fall apart once Colton sues Null for one infinite billiondy dollars for calling him a fat tranny with a poop wound.
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[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hey, Colton. Just man up already and sue us, dude.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

This guy talks like a fag.

 

[neger psykolog]

For whatever reason, Colton keeps watching videos of Asians eating tacos and saying "Man I really wish a woman would fuck me"
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I often find myself doing the same ):

 

[The Man With No Name]

Not familiar with this fag - just scanned the thread briefly. He doesn't have the balls to go toe to toe with Hardin the Retard Annihilator.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Just in case you're wondering, yeah, he's still reading this thread and coping about it. This house of cards will soon fall apart once Colton sues Null for one infinite billiondy dollars for calling him a fat tranny with a poop wound.
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His post has 1 view, which I assume is whoever screenshotted it. He's publicly telling kiwi farms that kiwi farms is harassing him, because kiwi farms is commenting on his public posts. I assume the only reason he even bothers posting to begin with is because he imagines it will help him get money and a girlfriend somehow.

Not familiar with this fag - just scanned the thread briefly. He doesn't have the balls to go toe to toe with Hardin the Retard Annihilator.

He doesn't know how to sue anyone to begin with. He is a retard who, in order to cope with being a complete autistic loser, has invented the delusion that the pity/welfare he recieves is actually a result of master manipulation on his part.
He cannot do anything, at all, that isn't directly spending money for consumer products. 100% of his life is fantasy enabled by his parents and limited disability payments.

 

[Vect]

Welp...gonna have to pay attention to this retard now.

Edit: Oh for God's sake, 'lesbian transwoman"? He's got a jawline like those Orc Grunts from Warcraft.

 

[Thel Vadam]

>Posts on twitter exclusively for the farms
>DAMN YOU KIWI FARMS
You'd be devoid of anything without the farms, this is the only place you can get the small amount of attention that you so clearly crave.
Think its time to join the 42%

 

[Spunt]

Yo Amanda, we've been making jokes about some retard named Colton, who you insist is a different person to you, so you'll need Colton's permission to sue us, good luck with that.

Also lawsuits without capital letters tend not to be accepted.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Please try to argue you aren't a fat biological man in court.