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US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians
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Techpriest hasn't been seen in two years despite his duty to eat not just one but two hats. Shamefur dispray.
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What he speaks is truth now.
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Maybe he did eat the hats and then died.
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So fatpacks dons the unholy sandwich, at this moment in the turning of an age. An ominous portent.
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Seeing a black piller do something fun (came from community happenings) has given me the tiniest bit of faith in humanity. It brings me genuine joy.
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@Fatpacks was right. All Hail the Wisdom of Our Burger King. In solidarity, let us all don burger suits! Let no Kiwi be found bunless this post forth!
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Zertes
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What exactly is the lore behind the burger suit? Why is it so surprising that he did it?
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This sums it up.
I know it seems like at times I exclusively fuck with you just to clown on you or put you down, I PROMISE that is not the case. With that being said.
You have NO idea how big the smile on my face was when I saw this, I knew you had it in you, Fatpacks. I even laughed. Happy New Year, rascal. Genuinely thanks, I was not fucking expecting it.
Now. The question is. Is the burger in that sandwich a bug-based substitute? What with meat being outlawed soon and all, it's important.
More than that, he's shown some fucking whimsy and sense of fun. That's my takeaway.
Anyway!
Hello USPG, it's me, CaddestSlown. Or as I'm renaming myself for this hour (for the man of the hour) FattestSlown.
I mentioned the possibility of doing a sort of recap for 2024. I will, but nothing too major or long-winded. Just enough to put into perspective what 2025 has to one-up to really prove Clown World is real.
So. In 2024, we got.
Tunnel Jews. Stained childrens mattresses included.
Biden being outed as a vegetable on air via debate.
One of the most embarrassing political campaigns in recent history.
Followed up by Kamala Harris, another of one of the most embarrassing political campaigns in recent history.
The information that came out that our President Joe Biden PURPOSELY sabotaged the Democrats with his endorsement of the most embarrassing political figure in recent history.
Tampon golf and the abortion bus at the DNC.
A glowie groomed faggot failing to kill the President Elect. Glowies getting roasted on live television by both political parties.
Glowies getting assblasted on live television by both political parties realizing their lives are at risk.
Whatever the fuck the RNC was. They really thought Orange Man would have died at that point.
"THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS. THEY'RE EATING THE CATS."
A second assassination attempt on the Don.
The Don getting a job at McDonalds and as a garbage man (thanks Biden.)
Orange Man beating the odds with the supposed mandate of heaven and winning his second term.
A well-off Italian getting legions of thirsty fangirls and fangays after he executed a fuckhead medical CEO.
Mr. Biden excusing near 100 people (and counting) before his time is up as president. His son included.
Tunnel Jews. Stained childrens mattresses included.
Biden being outed as a vegetable on air via debate.
One of the most embarrassing political campaigns in recent history.
Followed up by Kamala Harris, another of one of the most embarrassing political campaigns in recent history.
The information that came out that our President Joe Biden PURPOSELY sabotaged the Democrats with his endorsement of the most embarrassing political figure in recent history.
Tampon golf and the abortion bus at the DNC.
A glowie groomed faggot failing to kill the President Elect. Glowies getting roasted on live television by both political parties.
Glowies getting assblasted on live television by both political parties realizing their lives are at risk.
Whatever the fuck the RNC was. They really thought Orange Man would have died at that point.
"THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS. THEY'RE EATING THE CATS."
A second assassination attempt on the Don.
The Don getting a job at McDonalds and as a garbage man (thanks Biden.)
Orange Man beating the odds with the supposed mandate of heaven and winning his second term.
A well-off Italian getting legions of thirsty fangirls and fangays after he executed a fuckhead medical CEO.
Mr. Biden excusing near 100 people (and counting) before his time is up as president. His son included.
Now, here in 2025, blessed current year of our lord, we have the following to appreciate, patties still hot off the grill.
Elon wiping the curry powder off his lips after getting a talking to by his handlers and the Don.
Possible BIRD-FLU FOG.
Someone fucking shit up on New Orleans, don't worry, just a homegrown terrorist incident (yeah, right.)
An Elon death car getting blown up near Trump Tower.
And most importantly: Fatpacks put on the goddamn burger suit.
And that's just day one! How exciting.
(Now we just need Frank_Jaeger to nut up and bun up. Honk honk!)
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I have never been more confused entering a thread as I have right now. Please anybody explain what American politics and hamburgers have in common?
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That would be the American meat industry, which connects both topics politically and economically. Not to mention the politics of fast food and its franchises overseas. You hear about Japanese McDonalds? I heard that stuff is genuinely really good.
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Fatpacks' capitulation to this thread's hardliners will only lead to further demands and, inevitably, violence.
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Put on the burger suit. Now.
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Sounds like you don't get it.
From what I understand, @Fatpacks is presumed to be a federal agent because of his frantic posting about Trump to start something. With Trump winning, he promised to clean house with several government agencies. Ergo, the joke is that he'll need a new job at a fast food establishment flipping burgers.
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.
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No buger suit = no opinion. Pleace clean up your act.
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Hamburger is a derogatory nickname for Americans because the hamburger is their most famous dish. Same as how Canadians get called leafs because there's a leaf on their flag
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Lol I unignored fatpacks just for that.
Solid move, fednigger
Solid move, fednigger
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Y'all making me HUNGRY for burgers again.
So? Cheeseburgers are the penultimate American food. I mean look at it.
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I believe this is the 1st post about the burger suit:
Nov 5th by @Catch The Rainbow
Honorable mentions include:
Nov 7th by @CaddestSlown - A vote in the US Elections thread for doomers to get the suit
Nov 21st by @Nuns with guns - A vote between the suit, or the crystals
Nov 5th by @Catch The Rainbow
Honorable mentions include:
Nov 7th by @CaddestSlown - A vote in the US Elections thread for doomers to get the suit
Nov 21st by @Nuns with guns - A vote between the suit, or the crystals
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