Are Null and Lidl Drip fuck buddy's?

[Hellwalker]

I don’t have a problem with Lidi. But I also subscribe to the theory that there are no girls on the internet, which makes Null gay. Sucks for some, but creates an opportunity for others.

I forgot that's one of the rules of the Internet. We should preach it from the mountain tops down to the masses that any "women" they see on the Internet are actually men in disguise. Like that one Spongebob episode where Patrick was actually a gorilla.

 

[Fat Gollum]

No, Lidl Drip is my fuck buddy.

 

[MourningDove]

I don’t have a problem with Lidi. But I also subscribe to the theory that there are no girls on the internet, which makes Null gay. Sucks for some, but creates an opportunity for others.

I second this theory. There are no girls on the Internet so Null is super ggaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It's unlikely she's hot

Canadian. Zero percent chance.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I forgot that's one of the rules of the Internet. We should preach it from the mountain tops down to the masses that any "women" they see on the Internet are actually men in disguise. Like that one Spongebob episode where Patrick was actually a gorilla.

Or even better, the episode where Patrick was dressed as a woman and somehow fooled everyone.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

All I know for sure is that lidl is the product of some darpa program to create a BPD supersoldier

I’d be afraid if I was Josh

 

[Dieter Hell]

No joke, i think LD might be Nulls secret GF, and the mother to their secret baby that keeps baby blabbering in the background of Nulls videos.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Lidl is not a tranny, she was recently super-mega-doxxed by the L33test of all H4XX0Rs of Toilet Farms and 764 fame:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elaine...llcow-pissminge-z3r6-echo.87610/post-20347035

 

[Commander Suzdal]

All I know for sure is that lidl is the product of some darpa program to create a BPD supersoldier

Lidl hates men, but as a TERF she also understands biology, and she needs some small gametes if she's going to pass along her moid-crushing genes to the next generation. And there's only one man as strong-willed as her, only one man who's stood the test of Cloudflare and LDJ and Epic, only one man fit to sire Lidl's children: our cheese-loving Ooperator, Null himself.

So they're fuck buddies, but only when she's ovulating. The rest of the time she ignores him, or insults him, or beats him, and - grateful for the touch of a woman - he rewards her with doglike devotion.

Now that the secret's out, I expect Gorl Tawk to fill up with threads about baby names, and bridal lookbooks, and thirsty male kiwis pleading with Lidl to give their genes a chance, while we wait for the Kiwi superbabies to turn 18 and start shitposting.