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All the fear mongering about zero sugar drinks is bullshit cope by people who are over eating. I lost over 100lb in a year drinking nothing but coke zero, zero calorie energy drinks, water, with dieting and exercise. I didn't even track calories and 8+ hours of my day were sitting down at work. My genetics are ass too. Congrats on the unban Josh and Godspeed with your goals.
 
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Relinquish said:
My headcanon for this is that some Indian Elon hired to manage appeals looked at what you sent and thought that this was his fellow man, and he needed to help ASAP
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>all it took was to pretend being Indian to get REDEEMED
Hey guys, I got a new hot trick that can get you unbanned from the Beauty Parlor board!
 
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I am also a "need caffiene and no interest in quitting" person, but I actually found too many downsides to coffee. It was staining my teeth from sipping it all day, but if I drink it quickly it hurts my stomach. I am a tea person but I really only like certain fancy herbal teas and it would be quite expensive and time-consuming to make it a worthwhile switch, and I only like most tea hot with milk and sugar and it would add up to a lot of empty calories to drink 4-6 cups a day.
I also work long hours in a hot kitchen and I can't exactly spend time making fresh tea or coffee, and I don't really like it iced.

I drink preworkout mixed with ice water. It's magnitudes cheaper than energy drinks. A good brand might cost 30 bucks for the tub, but you'll get like 60-180 uses depending on dose. You can obviously get ones that are full to the brim with strange chemicals and artificial colors and sweeteners, but they really make all kinds. I use one that has a shitload of B vitamins especially B12, and I find that if I have a lot of B12 I can have less caffiene and feel just as alert. I got a tiny scoop 1/4th the size of the standard scoop for more accurate dosing. I drink about 150mg of caffiene when I work and 50 on my days off.
I would never touch "Gamer Supps" or anything like that but more something like this, which was just the first result on Amazon for clean preworkout:
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Caffiene is probably the best appetite suppressent that hasn't been pulled off the shelves (It's the main thing in Hydroxycut) but imo you've got to be at the outer limits for safe caffiene use to get much suppressent effect, and if you are morbidly obese you probably should not stress your body with 200+mg caffiene daily.

Diet colas are loved both by the morbidly obese and very thin people. Obviously something with 0 cal doesn't make you fat, but I think the constant hits of sweetener are often psychologically a trigger to eat for overeaters/food addicts.


I haven't watched MATI in ages because I got burnt out over politics and especially trannies. I've got to catch up now that the election is done with!
 
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Everyone please stop recommending oat milk. Any oat products including oatmeal in America are probably poisoned after they legalized using very dangerous pesticides (chlormequat) on oats last year. I would not touch them with a ten foot pole until they stop the use of that chemical.

Oh yeah, and check out Super Coffee, Null. Those things are great.
 
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Niggs Monaghan said:
Everyone please stop recommending oat milk. Any oat products including oatmeal in America are probably poisoned after they legalized using very dangerous pesticides (chlormequat) on oats last year. I would not touch them with a ten foot pole until they stop the use of that chemical.
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FOOL! I know your scheme, you merely want to hoard the oats all for yourself!
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Niggs Monaghan said:
Everyone please stop recommending oat milk. Any oat products including oatmeal in America are probably poisoned after they legalized using very dangerous pesticides (chlormequat) on oats last year. I would not touch them with a ten foot pole until they stop the use of that chemical.

Oh yeah, and check out Super Coffee, Null. Those things are great.
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Azbestos coffee is the true taste of freedom every amerimutt craves.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
FOOL! I know your scheme, you merely want to hoard the oats all for yourself!
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Who is behind "Burial Goods", anyway? It's strange how we have these big accounts on places like Youtube, with thousands and millions of followers, but not actual human names attached to said accounts. Guy could be a serial killer or CHOMO for all we know. Does anyone know who runs that account?
 
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I can acquire a taste for it, but that's a lot of money, a lot of counter space, a lot of shit to haul around when I move again, and it might not even work.
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A bit late to the coffee discussion, but a pour-over setup is worth checking out. It can range from really cheap plastic cup topper filters to nice pot-and-filter setups like what Chemex makes. In any case, I like pour-over because it can make even shitty Folgers mystery beans taste like passable coffee shop java.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
So, since indians are retard, what's stopping our american boys to pretend to be indian on H1B's ?
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During the Coof lockdown I was able to get my fake old Facebook account un-banned by telling them I was trans. Ban was immediately lifted. I no longer have FB, but if anyone here has had their account locked, that might be a good way to quickly appeal said ban.
Maybe identifying as a Troon-Indian is the ultimate cheat code for 2025!
 
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