Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

At one point, Andy was self sufficient and able to hold a job. then suddenly he behaves like a retard? And you see the veil behind it.

Most notable of this delusion is that Jaom adamantly retell the tale of Andy being a good little wagie until his big boom boom, meeting a severely autistic fellow and mimicking him ever since. While I still think TBI may have shut down his limbic system slowly over time it's obvious to any observers of the Huggies Hoarding Horror that Andy's "golden age" of prosperity and maturity was long after the infamous Maccas Mashing. But that upsets Jaom's Head-Go-Boom-Boom-Itis Hypothesis (the one which takes the blame off of Old Andy and makes Baby Andy some freak of accident and not a victim of neglected molesteations/natural born psychopathy or whatnot) so they are just ignore it until he uses his Autism savant Superpowers to mentally send them monkeycanceraidsbolapox25.

None of the Ditches seem... right.

I am a firm believer in the theory that Joe actually DOES have some form of mild autism (thus the shut in behaviour) and that's why Andy actively tried to openly antagonize him the most due to jealously and bitterness. Obviously Andy is equally a product of his environment as he is a self inflicted plague on modern society. But Joe is too and while he may be a little eccentric he's still a stand up fellow. And I don't blame him for living with Jaom at all because rent in New York is BONKERS.

 

[Amewsed]

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None of the Ditches seem... right.
I agree that any normal family would have abandoned Andy after the first poisoning, and he made their lives miserable for decades. I guess there was the hope that he'd recover because at one point he had a computer repair business and a job at wendy's but after his car accident he devolved into the poopsquatch we know. Its possible he has brain damage and I would commend the family for being hopeful they'd get the old andy back, but that's not looking like a possibility at this point.
(I figure you know this info, I'm just stating this for newcomers from metokur's streams.)

This entire lot seems ripe for a horror movie adaptation; with Andy being the most evil and nefarious.

The Tonowanda PoopSquatch massacre. A family of degenerates hatched something truly evil. You'll wipe his ass, or else.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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This entire lot seems ripe for a horror movie adaptation; with Andy being the most evil and nefarious.

The Tonowanda PoopSquatch massacre. A family of degenerates hatched something truly evil. You'll wipe his ass, or else.

Joe as the Sympathetic Anti-Hero who helps the Final Girl escape that gets his own Devil's Due comic spin off 20 years later.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Here's a few more..

I'm expecting an all-out meltdown soon.


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So I'm listening to these and I gotta wonder what the list of diseases he claims he has now.
So far I've heard:
Auditory processing disorder (YER HURTING MY EARS!)
Unspecified sensory processing issues. (I can't use a fork or wipe my ass because sensory issues)
Expressive Receptive language disorder (I dun know what I'm saying, I just repeat things)
Tourette's (Look gaiz, my face is twitching. that's tourette's!)
Autism (no clear delineation of what kind of autism, just broad general autism)
Diabetes (the most believable disease he has)
Incontinence (ew)

 

[Armor of God]

He's a psychotic.
Hospitalized at age 7 because he threatened to kill his mom.
Hospitalized again at 16 for threatening to kill his mom with a knife
Poisoned the family at least 2 times with epson salts and claimed 'well dad did it to me because I thought it was a laxative."
in 2016 his brother joe had a car accident and Andy might have cut his breaks causing it.
Poisoned his dad with sleeping pills and antifreeze, nearly killing him.
Andy is smart enough to understand and navigate police and medical procedures to the letter, but his goals are entirely in the imminent present. He wants things now, like a child, and he doesn't want the good times to end. Its why he "runs away" or threatens suicide when someone doesn't give him what he wants.
We're not fully convinced he's smart (definitely smart enough to navigate the american health care system,) but he's definitely not the dead-brained vegetable he claims to be.

I recall this Eddie Murphy joke about getting whooped by your parents really badly and then skulking off to another room to wish hateful shit on them like death.

However we're talking about actually making threats at age 16 to the point where he had to be hospitalized. The fact that the hammer didn't fall at that point and also the fact that he's somehow escaped TWO attempts at poisoning folks means that a huge portion of the blame falls on his parents.

I know that I've made this point already but upon reviewing the full sequence of jaw dropping incidents that you've posted, it reinforces my view. I cannot even commend his folks for hoping that the "real" Andy returns. This is who he always was and always will be.

Their inability to get him institutionalized or sent to prison (for his own good) has not only compounded their own suffering but has also created an actual menace to society.

Niggers and spics are out here terrorizing ordinary people every day...but where are these fucks to "do the needful" when it would be a blessing to society as a whole ?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Their inability to get him institutionalized or sent to prison (for his own good) has not only compounded their own suffering but has also created an actual menace to society.

It's not easy getting someone institutionalized, or imprisoned. Shit, Daniel Larson was only sent to the loony bin after going to jail, and then being deemed unfit for trial. And he only got there by threatening the government.

Andy's too smart to do something like that, so he has to resort to legally terrorizing everyone else. There's no laws against telling your dad about your dirty diapers.

 

[Armor of God]

It's not easy getting someone institutionalized, or imprisoned. Shit, Daniel Larson was only sent to the loony bin after going to jail, and then being deemed unfit for trial. And he only got there by threatening the government.

Andy's too smart to do something like that, so he has to resort to legally terrorizing everyone else. There's no laws against telling your dad about your dirty diapers.

I understand, but I'm practically certain that the parents dropped charges and wouldn't cooperate. That's the only way he got off of what is essentially attempted murder. This is why I have no sympathy for the parents whatsoever.

They're responsible for birthing this monstrosity and for enabling it to turn into the creature that we are discussing. The entire story is one gigantic house of horrors.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I think you're missing the Forrest for the trees here squatchers, between "psycho Andy" and "baby Andy" there was a time during his "jerkin' in diapers" era of hospilization where he genuinely seemed like he was on the up and up, a real prodigal son. Jaom are like they are not because Andy was always a golden child,but because they knew first hand he HAD the ability to "improve" as a person. The Abestpcs arc and Normie Andy's pre-cowdom internet history proved he had the ability not to be a compulsive maniac nor a sub-80 non person if he pulled himself together for a bit. He COULD be better despite his psychotic behaviour. They wanted the Prodigal Son, instead they got Norman Baby.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think you're missing the Forrest for the trees here squatchers, between "psycho Andy" and "baby Andy" there was a time during his "jerkin' in diapers" era of hospilization where he genuinely seemed like he was on the up and up, a real prodigal son. Jaom are like they are not because Andy was always a golden child,but because they knew first hand he HAD the ability to "improve" as a person. The Abestpcs arc and Normie Andy's pre-cowdom internet history proved he had the ability not to be a compulsive maniac nor a sub-80 non person if he pulled himself together for a bit. He COULD be better despite his psychotic behaviour. They wanted the Prodigal Son, instead they got Norman Baby.

yup. He had a job at wendy's and had a business repairing computers, and could do amateur meteorology.
Pre-car accident andy looked like he was going to live a relatively normal life. He can still tell how far he can push people before he needs to 'run away' and play the sympathy card. He can navigated the fucking american health care system, and abuse it by making everything he does incredibly complicated. I gotta wonder if Andy purposefully tanked his IQ tests to try and seem dumber than he is.

 

[Swole McPole]

It's not easy getting someone institutionalized, or imprisoned. Shit, Daniel Larson was only sent to the loony bin after going to jail, and then being deemed unfit for trial. And he only got there by threatening the government.

That's the thing that's got me mystified about this whole story.

All those homeless motherfuckers living in tents? Why aren't they just shitting their own pants and insisting that the local hospitals are 'buzin' them by refusing to change their diapers? Seems to me that if you could suffer through that brief period of humiliatition, you'd be quids in. Nice room. Nice nurse to come and dole out your meds. Food and healthcare courtesy of the gubbermint.

I don't understand why there aren't thousands of Andy Ditches in every town and city. And why all of those illegal immigrants aren't pointing to their Speak and Spell, telling the local ICE representative that their diaper needs changing and their debit card needs topping up because they've spent all of that week's gibs on DoorDash.

Perhaps as Andy's videos grow in popularity, we'll see an upswing in this kind of Munchhausens?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

That's the thing that's got me mystified about this whole story.

All those homeless motherfuckers living in tents? Why aren't they just shitting their own pants and insisting that the local hospitals are 'buzin' them by refusing to change their diapers? Seems to me that if you could suffer through that brief period of humiliatition, you'd be quids in. Nice room. Nice nurse to come and dole out your meds. Food and healthcare courtesy of the gubbermint.

I don't understand why there aren't thousands of Andy Ditches in every town and city. And why all of those illegal immigrants aren't pointing to their Speak and Spell, telling the local ICE representative that their diaper needs changing and their debit card needs topping up because they've spent all of that week's gibs on DoorDash.

Perhaps as Andy's videos grow in popularity, we'll see an upswing in this kind of Munchhausens?

I think because most can't keep up the charade for as long as andy has.
andy has badgered, and badgered, and badgered teh medical system until he finally got autism papers (or so he claims he has them.) it wasn't because he actually has the tism, it was because they were tired of dealing with him year after year. (if he has them, andy lies a lot)
But the system correctly ID'd him as not autistic for over a decade, and andy kept pushing, self diagnosing and faking for doctors to incorrectly diagnosis him with crap so he can get put in a group home
... which doesn't work out because Andy ultimately gets put in a group home, gets the 24 hour baby care he wants for about 3 days, then the staff realize he's not a vegetable and start trying to get him to act like a 4 year old and not a baby which prompts andy to have a fit and 'run away' where he tries to start the process all over again.

all the while he'll claim by not giving him 24 hour care the hospital was abusing him and horrible, and denying his rights, and violating whatever law section 4 paragraph 103 sentence 2 which he can rattle off like 1-2-3. and if he can't get what he wants from the phone tree, he'll go lay in the road until the cops take him to a hospital.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

yup. He had a job at wendy's and had a business repairing computers, and could do amateur meteorology.
Pre-car accident andy looked like he was going to live a relatively normal life. He can still tell how far he can push people before he needs to 'run away' and play the sympathy card. He can navigated the fucking american health care system, and abuse it by making everything he does incredibly complicated. I gotta wonder if Andy purposefully tanked his IQ tests to try and seem dumber than he is.

Like said earlier we can do in this is thread is estimate by his actions, he's definitely not as slow as he claims to be but he isn't the supergenius mæstro supervillain he switches into either. I think he's a straight midwit with TBI tbh.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Like said earlier we can do in this is thread is estimate by his actions, he's definitely not as slow as he claims to be but he isn't the supergenius mæstro supervillain he switches into either. I think he's a straight midwit with TBI tbh.

I know we could go around in circles all day trying to analyze this tard, I think part of my longwindedness comes from just me wanting to get my thoughts down on (rhetorical) paper after watching a lot of videos on andy, and maybe get a bit of info I might not have.
The problem is, unlike someone like chris, we don't have a lot of useful information about Andy, and what he provides is shady at best. Andy has shown fake documents in at least 2 videos that he clearly made himself, and the way he keeps talking about how one doctor or another diagnosed him this or that likely didn't happen as he claims.

I don't think Andy is some top tier savant, but he's not like cyraxx or Kobes where they have no talent in even the things they want to be good at. Andy is scary smart when it comes to legal code, but he's not a vegetable like he claims. Its just... weird. The only way we'll know for sure how smart he is is if he drops the act for a prolonged period of time.

 

[Meat Target]

It's not easy getting someone institutionalized, or imprisoned. Shit, Daniel Larson was only sent to the loony bin after going to jail, and then being deemed unfit for trial. And he only got there by threatening the government.

Andy's too smart to do something like that, so he has to resort to legally terrorizing everyone else. There's no laws against telling your dad about your dirty diapers.

There's audio somewhere of Andy calling an APS employee to bug him with his usual bitching, then threatening to bomb the worker's office when he won't give him whatever the hell he wants.

Why he didn't get the same fate as Daniel Larson for that is beyond me.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

There's audio somewhere of Andy calling an APS employee to bug him with his usual bitching, then threatening to bomb the worker's office when he won't give him whatever the hell he wants.

Why he didn't get the same fate as Daniel Larson for that is beyond me.

Yeah its infuriating how some tards, Andy, Larson, Chris, even Cyraxx seem to walk on shit that would have you or me sitting in a jail cell.
To my knowledge Andy has been arrested twice.
once for laying down in traffic in Cleveland during a meltdown (which the cops quickly found out who he was) and he was out on a 1,000$ bail (or bond, idr) pretty damned quick.
The other time was over the oil diffuser incident, which despite his mom saying she wanted to press charges there are no court info to suggest he was ever charged, so the family likely caved and brought him home with no consequences.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Andy is scary smart when it comes to legal code

I don't think him memorizing legalese is evidence of him being all that smart. If anything it just shows how committed he is to wasting reasources. Anyone can remember anything if they practice hard enough. Like Forrest Gump with the guns, or Groundhog's day,where if you just do it long enough,you can do it without thinking.

 

[ShitLurker]

Hello fine gentlemen, tourist here. Did not even know this fucker existed till I saw Jim's stream. Thank you for cataloguing a case that proves that public beatings in the town square for the town retard should come back with a vengeance. Now I go to page 1...

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Hello fine gentlemen, tourist here. Did not even know this fucker existed till I saw Jim's stream. Thank you for cataloguing a case that proves that public beatings in the town square for the town retard should come back with a vengeance. Now I go to page 1...

From one weatherman with back pain to another. He's the only cow you can guilt free A-log. Everybody else has their own semi-justifiable excuse,for example cyraxx's family tree is a wreath of terror. None the less no matter who hateful spiteful and frothing you can be,Andy will always be worse. Buy a diaper for your diaper.

 

[Banquet Meal]

he may be in real trouble soon. he is allegedly getting some thorough testing through the state, as he was incorrectly placed at his current facility, which is in fact just a shared living arrangement, with home nursing coming in at intervals.
they are absolutely DONE with his antics, and are trying their hardest to get him out and on his way to somewhere as far away as humanly possible. apparently, some aides are quitting over having to deal with his shit, literally and figuratively.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

GOOD NEWS!

Anyone have a backup to this? It's this video but without the youtuber who I don't care about talking over it. I'm only a couple of pages through the thread so far and some of you really need to learn to archive instead of just posting youtube links. Use yt-dlp and upload locally please or if that's too complicated, use preservetube like OP did.