Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He was also trying his best to cover up his teeth with his hand when he was laughing. Our boy is self-conscious about his maw

 

[Negev]

Triscuits and chips with the state of his teeth. Good lord he is adventurous today. Gonna be a bloodbath in his mouth when done.

I'm wondering how he eats crunchy/hard things with how messed up his teeth are, It seems like he can't do hot or cold but I feel like with how badly they are rotten they should at the very least hurt if not shatter or chip really bad, but we see him crunch hard chips like cheetos.

 

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I'm wondering how he eats crunchy/hard things with how messed up his teeth are, It seems like he can't do hot or cold but I feel like with how badly they are rotten they should at the very least hurt if not shatter or chip really bad, but we see him crunch hard chips like cheetos.

If you watch the vid he takes little breaks to give commentary in between chewing before swallowing. He's probably alternating between each side of his molars at this point. At least he's getting some fiber with those triscuits and might finally pass a solid turd for once.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If I were to make a Bog Cooterie platter…what should I add to it?

Country Crock Original and Bacon Up for your butter substitutes
Mountain Dew boiled egg slices (make sure to boil for at least one hour for those dry, discoloured yolks)
Deep frted avocado
Lucrene, Serenghetto and Pramajohn Romero cheeses
Crab legs (boiled until gelatinous and dense)
Garlic butter cups
Microwaved egg rolls with a plastic sauce packet welded to them
Cardinal cherries

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

His mom also uploaded a triscuit food hack. Boglim mind meld coming in nicely.
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I'm genuinely curious how his mongoloid mother affords that house/condo. That actually looks like a nice house. All I can think of is she bought way before the housing bubble when housing was cheap, and she like worked as a clerk to pay off the mortgage. Or, there's someone else married to her that has a kink for banging fishlips.

 

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his mongoloid mother

Cobes is of the finest ancient British lineage and breeding

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Cobes is of the finest ancient British lineage and breeding

I forgot this also probably pisses him off as may have assumed his retard mom fucked off to jolly old England to be a proper sloot. Where does he get this retarded idea again? His dad telling him his heritage?

 

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I forgot this also probably pisses him off as may have assumed his retard mom fucked off to jolly old England to be a proper sloot. Where does he get this retarded idea again? His dad telling him his heritage?

80% British heritage toobz

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Where does he get this retarded idea again? His dad telling him his heritage?

Maybe he did a 23andMe DNA test, which would explain why the company went bankrupt. His Bog DNA infected all other samples and the lab equipment caught on fire and exploded.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm genuinely curious how his mongoloid mother affords that house/condo.

She re-married and it's Wyoming.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

His missing teeth make him look even more like a toddler when you add in his playing with his food and drinks. All those Kingtoddlerjfs from years ago were prophetic.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He’s starting to look like a fat hamster

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"hey yootoob i have a secret to tell you guys that i've been hiding. I actually fought in that gay ass country of vietnam. battle of saigon. that place fuckin sucked but i got this sweet jacket at least."

"I spent several years being patriotic, FUCK THE HATERS" sounds like something a disillusioned Vietnam vet would say.

 

[triforce9001]

How can anyone live with teeth like that? Wouldn't it cause constant pain? I'd argue it's probably borderline life-threatening considering it's a chronic infection near the brain.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

How true do you think it is that Cobes actually smells good?

Of all the questions in life that didn't need to be asked, this one is up there.

Music Biz Marty joined and asked if Jessica let Cobes stick it in her ass, which he tried but it was "too tight".

He probably didn't have lube around, and it's not like he'd have any luck with his saliva, which is probably more a viscous slime at this point, and not a substance you'd want in any of your orifices.

I'm going to go bleach my brain again.

 

[stathom21]

i think cobes should get a dog
it might actually do him some good, to have a companion and a reason to go outside every day.
what kind of dog do people think would be best for cobes?
i'm thinking like maybe a pug, because they're retarded and kinda just sit around and hang out all day.

The dog would be dead within a year, it depends how long it could live off fast food hacks, liquor and weed. Like how some smokers live till 90

 

[Umaibae]

Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)

 

[Jerbear89]

Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)

the cigarette rant video is a great one and the blue dye video

 

[bonified retard]

Of all the questions in life that didn't need to be asked, this one is up there.

Except pretty much everybody that has ever met him has said that he smells fine. Even obvious subreddit trolls that visited him have said that he doesn't smell. There's no way he doesn't smell like shit, but people who meet him have consistently said otherwise. It's a legitimate mystery in the cobraverse.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cobros and Of-Age Cobra Angels: If a fellow of-age Cobra Angel was going to show a Jord video or two to an uninitiated alive, consenting, of-age human man, which would you suggest?

I know the classics are always good, like Deep Frted Avocados — but are there other videos that show more of the lore? Sturstromming also seems like a good one. Maybe a good freakout video?

I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)

The surstromming incident is a classic. For a short intro, the French Frys Incident is a good one.

KingCobraJFS: the french "frys" incident

making french "frys" original title: "Making homemade french frys" by KingCobraJFS edited by: citrusdildo

www.youtube.com

Also, Bitsize's "Birthday Dinner Ruined".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Q89Y4FdvY