Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

[AncientPhosphur]

Is that time of year where we get the good stats.

 

[Octopi]

If someone can be assed to dig up last year's stats, it would be neat to compare.

She didn't go outside for 6 months total. Bruh...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If someone can be assed to dig up last year's stats, it would be neat to compare.

She didn't go outside for 6 months total. Bruh...

I want a break down of the state. What does “go outside” mean? On nice mornings I grab my coffee and drink it out back, a bit different than a hike or a run or walking the dog or just heading to the store. I guess it’s possible just means something along socializing considering the stats are similar. Also still appalled by the lack of showering. Twice a month? And I want to know what had sex really means because she says she's a prostitute but that 37 penetration count at her orgy is the majority of numbers.

I feel like she's either not being honest or just fudging numbers as teehee I'm so quirky

 

[ilovejews]

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Is that time of year where we get the good stats.

Stinky, junkie whore. Her dating pool must be entirely indians at this point

 

[ghjoigcbn]

I want a break down of the state. What does “go outside” mean? On nice mornings I grab my coffee and drink it out back, a bit different than a hike or a run or walking the dog or just heading to the store. I guess it’s possible just means something along socializing considering the stats are similar. Also still appalled by the lack of showering. Twice a month? And I want to know what had sex really means because she says she's a prostitute but that 37 penetration count at her orgy is the majority of numbers.

I feel like she's either not being honest or just fudging numbers as teehee I'm so quirky

It’s the number of days she did X not number of times she did x. So her gb would only count as 1 day, assuming it all took place on one calendar day

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

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Is that time of year where we get the good stats.

Get this girl some fucking fiber goddamn no wonder she hasn't done anal - the tube is full.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Get this girl some fucking fiber goddamn no wonder she hasn't done anal - the tube is full.

If her stats are correct she poops a little more than every other day, which is in the healthy range of normal.

here we go again, my 2023 in stats.

# of days in the year I ___
went outside: 248
socialized: 171
pooped: 192
worked: 162
took a stimulant: 71
drank alcohol: 121
danced: 65
had sex: 39
cried: 55
wrote: 38
gamed: 73
had a good meal: 53
showered: 37
traveled: 37
masturbated: 32
exercised: 59
phenibut: 22
bawled: 7
did art: 2
was sick: 8
meditated/circled: 8
escorted: 3
took a psychedelic: 5
weed: 0
migraine: 3

Here is her 2023 stats.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Everyone always points out the (lack of) sex and showering but it's the crying stat that always gets me wondering. Roughly every 5 days? We're really meant to believe she's totes well-adjusted and loving her life choices?

 

[JJLiautaud]

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So this(self proclaimed) freak of unimaginable sexuality had some form of sexual activity 76 times or a tad more than once a week. A tiny bit more than last year @ 71 times per year.
Edit: women of the thread is it typical to cry 80 days a year which is up from her 62 times a year from last year.

 

[Jondavis2]

 

[Trombonista]

I'm just going to assume all the numbers are fake. Who would actually keep track of all that?

 

[Hybrid Icing]

I'm just going to assume all the numbers are fake. Who would actually keep track of all that?

An autist who was sexually abused as a child?

 

[Chapalapachapa]

I'm just going to assume all the numbers are fake. Who would actually keep track of all that?

SHE IS SO QUIRKY

 

[Big Nasty]

I think she gets drunk at least every weekend and showers once every other week. The numbers add upp. Very millennial woman.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Everyone always points out the (lack of) sex and showering but it's the crying stat that always gets me wondering. Roughly every 5 days? We're really meant to believe she's totes well-adjusted and loving her life choices?

She's insistent that she is, just like she's insistent she wasn't traumatized by her past sexual abuse. And as long as she repeats the narrative, it'll be true.

 

[beetlewearingbugshoes]

If you add up all the drugs (she clarified that stimulants means an Adderall prescription) and drinking she's either taking drugs or drinking more days than not. Like only 36% of her days are spent completely sober. That's an even bigger red flag - if you can't stand being sober you don't like your life.

 

[Hantavirus]

Are these numbers true and a desperate cry for help from a deeply traumatized rape victim, or are they fudged to pretend to be quirky for attention as a desperate cry for help from a deeply traumatized rape victim?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

If you add up all the drugs (she clarified that stimulants means an Adderall prescription) and drinking she's either taking drugs or drinking more days than not. Like only 36% of her days are spent completely sober. That's an even bigger red flag - if you can't stand being sober you don't like your life.

Living the good life ain’t easy!

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So this(self proclaimed) freak of unimaginable sexuality had some form of sexual activity 76 times or a tad more than once a week. A tiny bit more than last year @ 71 times per year.
Edit: women of the thread is it typical to cry 80 days a year which is up from her 62 times a year from last year.

I’ve always been the crying type, and it’s not like I keep track but every 4-5 days sounds like a lot to me. I would guess I cry about twice a month and I shed tears more easily than most people I know. I also have what i think most people would consider a stressful life.

 

[Owlbear]

So this(self proclaimed) freak of unimaginable sexuality had some form of sexual activity 76 times or a tad more than once a week. A tiny bit more than last year @ 71 times per year.
Edit: women of the thread is it typical to cry 80 days a year which is up from her 62 times a year from last year.

3x more days of sexual activity than shower days is quite a ratio. Only 41 days where she has actually had sex is shockingly low for a whore and self-proclaimed slut.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I’ve always been the crying type, and it’s not like I keep track but every 4-5 days sounds like a lot to me. I would guess I cry about twice a month and I shed tears more easily than most people I know. I also have what i think most people would consider a stressful life.

She says this counts tears of joy but I genuinely doubt she has the hedonic circuitry left to actually experience that level of positive emotion.