"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

God's strongest milkman said:
How long until you go from saying "I love Israel and the Jewish people" to avoid trouble and suppression to saying " Indian food is the best and tastiest food and I admire their success and culture!" So you can keep your life together?

If you still want your x account back all you have to do is tell them you think H1B visas are the backbone of the American success and that foreign workers are what make this country great. Maybe end it with " after all, we wouldn't have you without it Mr.Musk." just to give him a little kiss on the tip.

If people can have their premiums taken away for disagreeing with his stance on visas, maybe you can have your account given back?
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Looks like the Milkman was right again. All you had to do was put on a little fez and drive one of those stupid little tuk tuks to x headquarters smelling like poo and curry.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Looks like the Milkman was right again. All you had to do was put on a little fez and drive one of those stupid little tuk tuks to x headquarters smelling like poo and curry.
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Hopefully he doesn't do anything to get the ire of our street defectating overlords or his next X suspension will come with the mod note of "Bloody bhenchod bloody your mother on onlyfans, bloody!"
 
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So it was not 2020, but 2025. Now is the time saars.
 
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SAAR WAHLCOME BAK TO X. DO YOU BE WISHING FOR BHAJIS AND CHAI TO CELEBRATION YAR RETURN? SAAR? SAAR, PLEASE RESPOND TO RECEIVE YOUR BHAJIS AND CHAI SAAR.
 
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4090 Chad said:
@Null When exactly were you banned? I see your last tweets were right at the end of May, which corresponds right at the beginning of this year. It may have been a set time limit ban of 7 months (or until 2025 more specifically), that lifted so when you finally appealed after the ban it auto went through and your account was reinstated.
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I was thinking this as well, but my assumption was a 6-month ban timer. 7 months is kind of random. Likely answer is Indian nepotism at work though.
 
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saar it is now required of you to do the needful and retract your disgusting video slandering the great nation of india saar. please saar my nation does not deserve for hate after unbanning your sarr
 
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Null said:
oh trust me, i know.

I switched to coffee because it's easier on your body but I can't drink it black because coffee is a putrid taste. I add milk, and a lot of it.

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talking at least F2~B6 up to d1~A4 if I really splash it in.

so that's at least a cup of milk, 120~150 calories. if I drink 3 cups of coffee a day (EASY) that's like eating an extra beef burrito from taco bell every day.

I've thought about either investing money and time into getting a coffee brewing station that *might* make such a deluxe level of coffee I can acquire a taste for it, but that's a lot of money, a lot of counter space, a lot of shit to haul around when I move again, and it might not even work. It's also a maintenance level that something like instant coffee, a kuerig, or drip coffee just doesn't require of you.

My other options are tea, water+caffeine pills, or to try and quit caffeine.

Tea is an appreciable option I've done before but I lost my equipment in a move so I stopped. I've never tried caffeine pills (something about taking pills is weird to me), but I will try it.

Quitting is an option a lot of people have suggested but I've never been able to. Ever. Not having caffeine makes me feel like I'm half asleep and my brain is one of those pin coushins just staked through a thousand times hindering focus.
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1. You can reset caffeine tolerance in around 2 weeks. Though yours sounds pretty rough so maybe give it longer. Don’t try to half and half it just cold turkey and accept the misery.

2. Tea is shit and will not cut it with the industrial grade levels of caffeine you need if you consider pills

3. Highly recommend getting an expresso machine with the amount of coffee you drink if you have to choke down the normal stuff. There’s not really maintenance, 1 year on and no issues, knock on wood. It’s about the 2 devices the size of a coffee machine and I have no trouble transporting it. I can’t stand black but I can have lattes no issue. My total setup was $400

4. Used pills in grad school to study better. They are okay. Reached 5K in Dota, got a B.
 
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Null said:
I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.
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I fell asleep listening to the India special, and woke up to Josh being unbanned on xitter for being “Indian”. Isn’t that an ironic bit of symbolism lmao.
 
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