Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

I can't decide if he's lying about chasing them or if he was dumb enough to do it after they punched him in the face. The fact that he approached the officer makes me think he decided to play tough guy.

 

[RollingRock2]

Robbed by 3 black teens while idling outside of CHUBBY CHEESESTEAKS
It's like poetry it rhymes

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I can't decide if he's lying about chasing them or if he was dumb enough to do it after they punched him in the face. The fact that he approached the officer makes me think he decided to play tough guy.

No, he had already wolfed down the CHUBBY CHEESESTEAKS and when they ran through a McDonalds he had no choice but to stop for six or seven big macs.

Growing boy, don't you know.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

It's like poetry

Fat pig eat at Chub’s
Three nigger beat for phone
Squealed ‘til at home.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If he stopped making Brazilian Niggeroni, they would stop beating him up

But Brazilian niggeroni has the best flavor, your other choices are like, Haiti and Africa

But hey, if this really happened, then how come he loves black people on Twitter?

 

[Broadside]

Pat gets robbed by 3 niggers and he still doesn't get it.

Btw has he xeeted about the New Orleans attack yet? Or is he going to conveniently keep quiet on this one particular event?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I get that Rick's trying to do something with the "girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice" saying, but he manages to phrase it in the most irksome way possible; his capacity for turning what should be wholesome into repulsive and slightly disturbing dreck would be a gift if he were a horror writer. Knowing of his professional associates' tendencies, and the efforts he goes to to defend them, just adds a cat turd to the shit sundae that is this tweet.

 

[AprilRains]

I can't decide if he's lying about chasing them or if he was dumb enough to do it after they punched him in the face. The fact that he approached the officer makes me think he decided to play tough guy.

Or he lost the phone and made up a story.

 

[AnOminous]

Swear to God if this is some elaborate rick roll I will bury you under Hooligans Bar and Grill....

So Rick was at a place called Chubby's (lmao), fatly waiting for a cheesesteak, flashing around a fairly high end phone for the time like a mongo, and got robbed.

AND THIS IS WHY HE WAS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS SURROUNDINGS:

He literally had the phone snatched out of his hands while he was seething and childing people.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

Good work Dan

 

[JJLiautaud]

Oh gawd he had to repurchase his entire ebook collection after his phone was culturally upgraded

Funny how this fat faggot ignores that Baen was the first publisher to pioneer this practice.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Niggers beat fat pig.
Oinked for he cannot ‘xeet.
Call it comedy.

 

[Pizdec]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

Chubby's Cheesesteaks is almost too good of a coincidence for him to be mugged at. But, It does make me feel he's more in the right to sue the Milkwalkie PD. Couldn't solve his mugging case, and proceeds to send an endless stream of cops to his house because no one puts two and two together to realize something's afoot.

Don't get it twisted, he's still an idiot, and this suit is going to fatten his ego more then that cheesesteak sandwich ever could.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Chubby's Cheesesteaks is almost too good of a coincidence for him to be mugged at. But, It does make me feel he's more in the right to sue the Milkwalkie PD. Couldn't solve his mugging case, and proceeds to send an endless stream of cops to his house because no one puts two and two together to realize something's afoot.

Don't get it twisted, he's still an idiot, and this suit is going to fatten his ego more then that cheesesteak sandwich ever could.

you can't sue police because they don't solve a crime

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

https://x.com/NeutralbutKind/status/1874888996251398601

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0103-0425-35/https://x.com:443/NeutralbutKind/status/1874888996251398601

https://x.com/NeutralbutKind/status/1874893130618814827

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XHKMb

https://x.com/MrStealYoFone/status/1874897094378733928

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AmA5W?wr=false

https://x.com/MrStealYoFone/status/1874896825821569154

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fBvBz

 

[RollingRock2]

The Chubby Cheesesteak Incident

 

[RaxxScholar]

Patrick got beaten up and his phone taken away from him by a group of blacks while he was tweeting and waiting in line at chubby cheesesteaks.

 

[Pizdec]

you can't sue police because they don't solve a crime

But you can cite it as a part of "The Milwalkie PD is incompitent as fuck."

 

[RaxxScholar]

But you can cite it as a part of "The Milwalkie PD is incompitent as fuck."

I don't think thats legally actionable.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Does this mean we have another stop on the Fatrick city tour? The ha’ hovel, Hoolies, the corner where Bernell died, and now Chubbys. Don’t everyone fill up on meatloaf at Hoolies, we’ve got another stop to make!