Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:

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P.S. Did anyone archive those tweets?
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What a deranged cunt. Fortunately his legal counsel seems to be rather competent and well funded; one can imagine how a girlboss/woman respecter judge could try to make an example out of the guy otherwise.

e: Caught up with the thread and checked out the assigned judge. Yeah, looks like he'll have to deal with the financial burden of an appeal process.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
And while she's asking to lose the lolsuit even further, she posted a slutty selfie of her "Staying Strapped in 2025" like she's all gangster and tough, and mainly a slut.
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Girl, if you wanna look hard you gotta lower your eyebrows to make an angry face. She looks apologetic.
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Which I guess works cause she should be apologizing for making people look at this.

Hooked on phobics said:
New smash JT video about alyssa. and more BS.
TL;DR basically she came to his area, visited an arcade he frequents most weekends while HE was there, and says HE stalked HER, when its more like HER stalking HIM.

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Alyssa and her simps are so retarded. Like JT said, 30 minutes away is nothing for someone who lives in socal sprawl and Coin-Op is extremely popular, it's the first result on google for "barcade San Diego." Like, fucking of course he genuinely frequents there even if he hadn't been posting wholesome family selfies there for years.
You know that as soon as Alyssa was invited to meet up with friends at Coin-Op she relished the idea of being on JT's turf and couldn't wait to find a reason to bring him up.

Please be patient, I'm Shaytarded! The barcade talk just reminds me of this Fan Shart from lolcow.farm mainstay Shayna's dingy barcade phase.
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Alyssa will only get worse.

She will start losing her lulsuit and realize she will be settled with a hefty bill.
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She'll also be crying again on tiktok soon about how it's so STRESSFUL to do a lolsuit, there's just SO MUCH paperwork and phone calls and emails and appointments and STRESS. Mommy need drinky!
 
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jakdex said:
Feels like she's getting "real-life-attack" crazy now, hope she didn't try anything against his family, looking at her resume it's obvious that SmashJT having a normal, regular family is a sore point to her. Remember she wanted him to "spend his kids college fund money" with her lolsuit.
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I'm not sure this can even be explained by a desperate desire for attention anymore, at this point you have to wonder if Alyssa actually is obsessed with him. Maybe she's sick and tired of her life in Brooklyn, constantly pegging her boyfriend and dodging roofies from Dave Rivera, and she yearns for middle-aged Californian D.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
I'm not sure this can even be explained by a desperate desire for attention anymore, at this point you have to wonder if Alyssa actually is obsessed with him. Maybe she's sick and tired of her life in Brooklyn, constantly pegging her boyfriend and dodging roofies from Dave Rivera, and she yearns for middle-aged Californian D.
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I am wondering more about who encouraged her to file the lulsuit. Surely she has an echo chamber of retards egging her on.
I don't believe she has the character to do this on her own without a group of morons who tell her she is right and will win 100%.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
I am wondering more about who encouraged her to file the lulsuit. Surely she has an echo chamber of retards egging her on.
I don't believe she has the character to do this on her own without a group of morons who tell her she is right and will win 100%.
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I wonder if KUSK reached out to her directly. Or maybe her frightening tranny janny Twitch mod has connections to KUSK and set them up.

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Alyssa is live on twitch, I'll let you know if anything interesting happens.

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So far, she's claimed that her "HAWT BOYFRAND" has "A FAT... I'm not gonna do it." Teehee, sorry dad!

She's also reading a Kotaku article she wrote about porn on the apple vr headset and comments "I have never done porn... just making sure everyone knows that. Thank you."

Now she's giving a tutorial on "the stripper leg shake" aka jiggling her hideous flesh. "...FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS NEVER A STRIPPER" she clarifies.

Some other misc tweets from this morning:

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Let's zoom in.

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This is the most alcoholic liquor setup I've seen in a minute. Mostly empty bottles of rum, vodka, and something else and then some orange and raspberry liqueurs for the photo so she can pretend that she mixes drinks. Classic.

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Retarded new age crystal healing and reconstructionist italian folk magic books because all the girlies are doing it these days. Plus some rocks and a goofy looking pinecone thing that I guess is supposed to channel her italianness or whatever.

Guys, as I'm watching this I actually think she's taken a couple shots before starting the stream. This isn't coffee energy.
 
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gagabobo1997 said:
Can Alyssa sue her lawyers for misleading her regarding the chance of winning this lawsuit? lol
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Now THAT would be a lolsuit.

For real though, KUSK is being predatory. They undoubtedly gassed her up saying how this could be a landmark case that sets a precedent for online harassment or someshit and they're just sososo honored to be representing a strong queer former sex worker and blah blah blah. But whether Alyssa gets anywhere with this thing or not, they win because they're getting paid and their team gets fawning attention from the gender and DEI cults.


Alyssa just claimed on stream that she was visited by the police the other day.

I had a cop show up at my house two days ago, I have not said a word about it.
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It was about 10pm and she was stoned, sitting on the couch playing vidya with her boyfriend next to her. The cop shined a flashlight in her window and she was freaked because she's been doxxed. She opened the door and it was a female police officer. The cop said they got a report of distress at her house, and Alyssa tried to clarify whether it was her unit or just that address. She told the cop that she's called the precinct before to let them know that there may be false reports on her address because she's been doxxed.

The lady cop was "Very short, very rude." Which has been Alyssa's experience with all NYPD lady cops. She says yes, her mom is one of those, sorry mom.

The cop saw that Alyssa was ok so she went upstairs to the other unit to check in. Alyssa says she'll probably be calling the precinct later today to see what happened.


A few other points of interest from today's stream:
  • Alyssa says Twitch is not lucrative right now and it takes a long time to build a Twitch channel, her setup is trash and she has a tight budget, she should start an Amazon wishlist so she can get a green screen.
  • Black Myth Wukong won awards because it's a touchstone for the culture war.
  • While reading an article about sexual harrassment at the studio that made Wukong she says "If [Virginia Woolfe] woulda read this she woulda put her head in the oven again." she then laughs so hard at her own joke that she has to take a moment to laugh, wheezing, bent over and covering her face because she cracked herself up so hard. She says "SORRY" over and over while wheezing and says she's gonna get canceled. She then realizes that Sylvia Plath was the one who killed herself that way.
  • Asmongold has "pubic roaches, not even pubic lice. Public roaches."
  • Claims that the sexual harrassment re: Wukong resurfacing made some people go buy the game because they hate women. She then does a stereotypical hick accent saying something like "CAUSE I HAYTE WIMMIN LIKE MA BITCH MOTHER"
  • More Grummz trash talk, saying it's creepy that he's in his 50's and his twitter picture is of himself drawn like a baby. She searches up a clip from Broad City where Fred Armisen says "I'm just a baby."
  • While talking about how if you're not speaking up against something you're tacitly approving of that thing she momentarily mentions Hideo Kojima responding to someone on twitter who shouldn't have been dignified with comment. I missed this part. Obviously she didn't dwell on this because coming for Kojima in any way would be massively retarded.
  • People say about her "If you just stopped harrassing people- WHICH I'VE NEVER DONE."
 
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Let's zoom in.

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This is the most alcoholic liquor setup I've seen in a minute. Mostly empty bottles of rum, vodka, and something else and then some orange and raspberry liqueurs for the photo so she can pretend that she mixes drinks. Classic.
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Her booze is her breakfast of champions.
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