"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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|o| said:
Jersh, not to catch another bullet here because I can see you’re understandably upset, but I think some people are just excited to share what has worked for them if a related topic arises, and I don’t think they mean it as a slight; and even if they do, fuck ‘em! You demonstrably know what works for you, so take what they say as a grain of salt. Their opinion is only one of many!
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Perhaps starting with "YOU'RE WRONG, RETARD" is a bad way to pass on helpful information :thinking:
 
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All this extra shit makes me hate coffee. Idgaf I'm a goyslop aficionado I drink cheap ass burnt ass Folgers all day because I need to piss blood and stay awake while I work too gottdayum much every day. Giving a fuck about the preparation method of my coffee is like caring how my phone is made. Nigga ain't nobody got time for that. You can probably make a really nice coffee if you got all the time in the world but I really hate thinking about the needful drug.
 
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|o| said:
Jersh, not to catch another bullet here because I can see you’re understandably upset, but I think some people are just excited to share what has worked for them if a related topic arises, and I don’t think they mean it as a slight; and even if they do, fuck ‘em! You demonstrably know what works for you, so take what they say as a grain of salt. Their opinion is only one of many!
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no dude, people just love to fucking bark orders at me and if I tell them to fuck off they cry that I'm just coping and I'm going to die alone. I either have to do what they say RIGHT NOW!!!! NO FUCKING EXCUSES!!! GET SWOLE BRO!!!!!!!!!!! NO EXCUSES!!!! or it's not good enough. I can't just deliberately make changes to improve my overall well-being (i.e. switching off of diet soda to begin with, which I've maintained for over a year now), I have to do everything they say WITH NO EXCUSES!!! OR ELSE!!!.

Like fuck off I'm probably fucking older than you. I'm going to do what I want. Stop fucking talking. It's literally just diet where people get insane like this. Not a single other topic that invites the same kind of absolute faggotry.

I'm still at a weight that is lower than it was in Ukraine, it's just not my goal weight, and it's difficult to pursue a goal weight when you're doing shit like moving countries. #DKF was what knocked me off my last meal plan. BUT NO EXCUSES!!! YOUR LIFE IS EXACTLY LIKE MINE!!! DO EVERYTHING I SAY RIGHT NOW!!! DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND DO WHAT I SAY!!!
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
Perhaps starting with "YOU'RE WRONG, RETARD" is a bad way to pass on helpful information :thinking:
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Well and nulls been pretty clear he drinks like a quart or half a gallon of milk a day. That's a lot of milk (or any kind of liquid calories) if you're trying to loose weight. Liquid calories are always the first thing to cut before you get drastic and try something else, and the guy just buzzes in with "hey asshole, I know you have a reasonable plan - but have you tried fucking up everything instead?".
 
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Schizofriend said:
He was less mad about tranny mafia ruining his life and keeping his site unstable for months than he is about people telling him how to make coffee.
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It's the same kind of shit. "Stop saying those mean words! Stop hosting this! Stop doing that! Do what I say right now!" but with food and drink. I'm going to do what I fucking want, and what I want is to be slimmer just so I look more put together if I talk to anyone important or if I have to appear in court. That's literally it. I don't have any health issues, I just want to fit into a double-breasted jacket and look good in it. So I'm going to start on that by dropping unnecessary sources of energy (liquid calories in this instance) and go from there. I think that's respectable. I think that's a good plan. If you think otherwise fuck you, shut up. You absolutely will not convince me to listen to you by ignoring the parameters of what I'm doing and how I'm proceeding into it.
 
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des Pudels Kern said:
All this extra shit makes me hate coffee. Idgaf I'm a goyslop aficionado I drink cheap ass burnt ass Folgers all day because I need to piss blood and stay awake while I work too gottdayum much every day. Giving a fuck about the preparation method of my coffee is like caring how my phone is made. Nigga ain't nobody got time for that. You can probably make a really nice coffee if you got all the time in the world but I really hate thinking about the needful drug.
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I was like you back in my teens and 20s. I learned I could enjoy my vice. Seriously, spend the extra couple bucks and at least switch to Cafe Bustelo. You can still piss blood and stay awake for work or school, but you can also enjoy your hot beverage. Folgers is like 6 bucks around here for a small can. Cafe Bustello is maybe 7, but its almost always on sale at Krogers here for 4.99.

The big cans of any coffee oxidize to quickly, unless you are prepared to get a vacuum sealer with a jar attachment and a big ass vacuum jar, which is a pain in the ass every morning. But still, the big can of Bustello around here is 17 bucks, the big can of Folgers is like 15.

Your local mileage may vary, but the point being, its only a couple bucks more than the slop, and it really is a much better coffee. Its worth it. I had a cup of Folgers recently at my uncles, and I couldn't believe I ever drank that swill regularly.
 
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Josh is followed by Luke from Fishtank/Big Brother on twitter, who got kicked off of BB for saying nigga, was on Fishtank season 3, and has now been offered a job by Sam on his new political talk show he plans on doing.
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The incident in question (censored):
Luke discusses the incident at length on Fishtank, including a story about how BB production sat him down in front of a zoom call filled with black people just staring at him:
 
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Null said:
It's the same kind of shit. "Stop saying those mean words! Stop hosting this! Stop doing that! Do what I say right now!" but with food and drink. I'm going to do what I fucking want, and what I want is to be slimmer just so I look more put together if I talk to anyone important or if I have to appear in court. That's literally it. I don't have any health issues, I just want to fit into a double-breasted jacket and look good in it. So I'm going to start on that by dropping unnecessary sources of energy (liquid calories in this instance) and go from there. I think that's respectable. I think that's a good plan. If you think otherwise fuck you, shut up. You absolutely will not convince me to listen to you by ignoring the parameters of what I'm doing and how I'm proceeding into it.
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I haven't given you any advice on the topic since you asked us not to. But spazzing out so much will attract people who want to fuck with you and see you mad. I know you already know this, so I don't understand why you're still at it.
 
While I prefer my coffee Beastie Boys style, I usually have it black. I'll throw some extra spice into every brew to make it sort of palatable. It's probably been mentioned before, but just a little salt makes a huge difference with the bitterness.
  • as lightly roasted a coffee as possible, self-ground)
  • ginger
  • cinnamon
  • turmeric
  • black pepper (a small amount will help your body absorb the turmeric better)
  • table salt (YMMV, I put one pinch in a 0.5L serving)
  • cayenne or maybe red pepper flakes if you're feeling saucy
Brew hot to feel your chest hair grow in realtime, or brew cold to vibrate through the walls all morning.
 
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Schizofriend said:
I haven't given you any advice on the topic since you asked us not to. But spazzing out so much will attract people who want to fuck with you and see you mad. I know you already know this, so I don't understand why you're still at it.
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Isn't this still telling Null what to do in a way? Let the man sperg, quit bringing it up, etc
 
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Did I miss chapters 4 and 5 of Life is strange: double exposure somewhere?
Is the series on pause due to moving + Christmas?
If so, please take your time!
 
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