Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Number of "muggers" spoonfed their teeth: Zero
Number of muggers incapacitated and held until the police arrive: Zero
Number of muggers shanked by a trained knife fighter: Zero
Number of muggers shot in a self defence situation by a skilled marksman with over 10,00 rounds downrange: Zero

Number of cyberstalkers identified, reported, charged, convicted, and incarcerated: Zero.

 

[neger psykolog]

You are seriously underestimating this man's retardation.
He has done this for years, and sometimes he makes typos, that's how we know he is too stupid to just make a copypasta-macro.

One of those companies like Microsoft that build special gaming and input devices for severely disabled and immobilized people should team up with Patrick and make a stalker child keyboard for him with big buttons for all of his greatest hits (I'm thinking oversized keys with the autism puzzle piece color pallet but I'm not a designer)

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Patrick is not a real person, he can't be.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Would Patrick be friends with the guys from RedLetterMedia?

Those are just your delusions, stalker Jay. Rick works at Lightning Fat VCR Repair.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The worst thing about the whole ordeal must've been the knowledge there were more posts by @Dan_Mullen that were lefT uncorrecteD

 

[RougeRed]

It's hard to imagine someone grabbing a phone in your hand and you being able to not let go of it like he stated in his report. Not saying it is a lie, but I really can't see how that would work. Even the biggest phones don't have room for two hands to be gripping it at one time.

 

[Divine right to rule]

A smartphone and a "mini tablet" for the low price of $1,800, what a deal. That man ain't right in the head.

There is not a single facet of life where Rick makes good decisions, but his financial ones are especially noteworthy.

Lives in a shitty hovel in a crime-ridden city where he has to rent out one of the floors to strangers, but has enough money for frivolous lawsuits and overpriced phones.

I also can't imagine that a folding screen like that is very durable in general.

 

[Oxyjen]

Pat gets robbed by 3 niggers and he still doesn't get it.

Btw has he xeeted about the New Orleans attack yet? Or is he going to conveniently keep quiet on this one particular event?

The Las Vegas guy reminds me of Pat, just going to say it.

 

[Butwhythough2]

He let's them fart in his wife's vag and this is how they thank him? Those negros are so ungrateful and deserve a childing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

2025 is gonna be Fatrick's year. I can feel it.

Rackets, watch out.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Interesting. Evidently these poor, misguided victims of racial and financial oppression didn’t realize they were stealing from a marathon-running actual tough guy who could feed them their own teeth. They don’t know how lucky they were to escape from our favorite varsity athlete without being transformed into salted, cured meat.

 

[BScCollateral]

Enjoy prison stalker child.

Even that short version I have a hard time typing and submitting on a phone in three seconds.

It’s fucking unreal.

At this point, I suspeect his autocomplete guesses "Enjoy prison stalker child" the moment he touches "E".

 

[Schizo Rat]

Enjoy getting away with it, stalker niggers!

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

What noise do you think he made when the first black fist connected with his snout?

"I'm going to enjoy what happens next."

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Good news for me, Flavia and the entire Brazilian-Pepperoni community! This was all a big misunderstanding:
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Technicality Tomlinson, he didn’t call child. He walked right up.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Number of "muggers" spoonfed their teeth: Zero

I find the lack of dentition consumed by the yoots extremely disappointing...

 

[Windy Moors]

Patposting easter egg found:

Taken from the last page of the document posted here.

Enjoy Chubby's, chubby.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think Fatty Cakes shouted "enjoy prison" while chasing them?

No, because he didn't chase them and he probably couldn't breathe while wearing a coof mask outdoors while chasing pepperoni. Much less actually shout anything. Notice the "stay home save lives" sign in the background of that ghetto-ass neighborhood he was standing outside waiting for his grease covered 10:30 at night cheesesteak from at a place called "Chubby's?"

He could just stare at where they ran away to because it was visible from the very place he got his phone snatched, as @Judge Holden noted.

I do not believe he chased them, I do not believe he chased them, and I certainly don't believe they even bothered with punching him or even bitch slapping his fat pig-titted ass. They just grabbed it out of his hands while he was "no, childing" at people while waiting for his 2500 calorie grease bomb, and were halfway to McDonald's by the time he even looked up out of his drunken stupor.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

My sides were not prepared for I am unconcerned, have a nice day.

 

[Cat Funt]

I believe Fatrick did chase them, but the delicious odours from McDonald's brought him to a halt.