Still oinking about treason. Y'know, someone who had passed the AP test for US government and politics would know that the US Constitution defines treason and what that definition is. There are historical reasons for this. Anyway, relevant section is
Article III, section 3 They would know what Nixon, slime that he was, did, it was not treason. Reagan did nothing treasonous either, or even questionable. (well, except Iran-Contra.). Remember this when Piggy claims to have taken the test and received a high enough score to get college credit. He lies.
The theory I heard which makes far more sense is that due to dogs having less color vision, they struggle to read very black peoples faces.
Have you ever wondered why dogs with dark haired faces have light eyebrow spots? Think Dobermans, Rottweilers, Shepherds, and so forth. Now, if Blacks were to accentuate their eyebrows with a lighter color... Dogs can see blue and yellow well enough, but not red, orange, green or violet. Thing to remember when getting toys and such for your good boys and good girls.
For the record, Piggy and Ade had a pair of dachshunds, but Ade took them in the divorce and then re-homed them without informing Piggy or giving him a chance to claim them. Does anyone wonder why, really?
On the subject of wondering. During his cultural enrichment outside of Chubby Cheese
cakesteak's, do you think he just pissed his pants, or pissed and shit his pants? You know there was at a minimum some fear tinkle.
