Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Only in Elon Musk's delusional mind does a burned out shell of vehicle quality as mostly intact. You see a burned out ICE vehicle that is still the shape of a car, does that qualify as "mostly intact".

That Cybertruck is completely totaled. For ordinary people, getting parts for a Tesla is a nightmare and insurance companies will total out a Telsa for a ding in the battery pan because nobody wants to be liable for attempting a unit that is designed to be irreparable and is the bulk of the worth of the car.

Fixing that truck would mean stripping it back all the way to the frame and rebuilding it from scratch. That is even assuming the frame hasn't been warped and tempering of the steel fucked by the heat of the fire. The cost will be greater than a new Cybertruck fresh off the line, but Musk's dick riders will declare it a victory.

He's coping and projecting over his son's totaled genitalia. That stinkditch just needs a buff and a wax and we'll be shopping for baseball jock protectors in no time.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Question is if Elon really went to the long-ass FAQ to learn what a tripcode was before posting his autism

exactly, even seasoned 4chan people i knew growing up didn't know about tripcodes at first. most of the people i've seen do AMAs especially in the early 2010s would just post on twitter linking the thread instead of making a tripcode. maybe its more common now, but i think even when trevor moore did one on /tv/ he didn't use a trip.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

He's coping and projecting over his son's totaled genitalia.

Like father like son.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Between this and some of his toadies on Twitter talking about buying 4chan, I expect that's going to be his next target. He wants to control the uncontrollable and the places that mock him.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I like Elon Musk. I like people trying new things that look might look retarded.

Since the year 2005, our culture has been stagnant. You can identify most decades from a single picture because they were distinct points in time and filled with experimentation and sure, leg warmers are fucking retarded but I really do like Motley Crue occasionally. They aren't all hits but you still have to try.....and for two whole fucking decades our culture has looked like a gay amorphous blob of predictable mediocrity because not a lot of people wanna try.

I like anyone that wants to try and might look retarded. That's why you should like Null. Be courageous, kiwi bros.


i dont fucking like this pajeet shit though tell you that much dood

Elon makes worse versions of stuff that already exists, while hyping up pie-in-the-sky nonsense that are the equivalent of pic related.

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

Between this and some of his toadies on Twitter talking about buying 4chan, I expect that's going to be his next target. He wants to control the uncontrollable and the places that mock him.

Unlike twitter, 4chans existing user base can just migrate to another image board. Which aren't difficult to set up.

 

[Oxyjen]

Only in Elon Musk's delusional mind does a burned out shell of vehicle quality as mostly intact. You see a burned out ICE vehicle that is still the shape of a car, does that qualify as "mostly intact".

That Cybertruck is completely totaled. For ordinary people, getting parts for a Tesla is a nightmare and insurance companies will total out a Telsa for a ding in the battery pan because nobody wants to be liable for attempting a unit that is designed to be irreparable and is the bulk of the worth of the car.

Fixing that truck would mean stripping it back all the way to the frame and rebuilding it from scratch. That is even assuming the frame hasn't been warped and tempering of the steel fucked by the heat of the fire. The cost will be greater than a new Cybertruck fresh off the line, but Musk's dick riders will declare it a victory.

Remember that the important parts of the car are underneath and totally unaffected by the fire. It obviously still rolls. If they replace the MCU in the cab, and maybe the steering wheel, it’ll run, which is enough to show off the blackened wreck driving around, which is what he will do as a publicity stunt. Most people will find that impressive and it will bolster his bomb-proof schtick.
Presumably the owner will be given a new one due to the attention. Or not, it is Musk after all.

Elon makes worse versions of stuff that already exists, while hyping up pie-in-the-sky nonsense that are the equivalent of pic related.

You have to give him credit for starlink though. Someone else would have done it eventually but there’s no denying it works, is available, and is first at what it does. Paid for by the pentagon or not.


I’m not musk guarding, I’m one of his biggest haterz on here long time, but you have to acknowledge some of the stuff his companies do is useful.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Only in Elon Musk's delusional mind does a burned out shell of vehicle quality as mostly intact.

I'm sure trump will say the same about the US of A when he's done.

 

[proangelwhangs]

Most people will find that impressive and it will bolster his bomb-proof schtick.

I can't speak for the genpop but I'm not really interested in a vehicle that can contain an explosion and my charred remains within.
I'm more interested in a vehicle that will keep the explosion out.

 

[neger psykolog]

On the Livelsberger case, his identity has now been confirmed via DNA.

The Daily Beast reported that Livelsberger was a "big" supporter of Trump. A senior law enforcement official who spoke with Livelsberger's family told the outlet that Livelsberger voted for Trump in November's election.

His uncle told The Independent that Livelsberger loved Trump "and he was always a very, very patriotic soldier, a patriotic American."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3zrvx1qpzo

I think one way this makes sense is that Elon and particularly Elons recent controversies came across as a betrayal to a die hard trump supporter.

 

[Otterly]

He wants to control the uncontrollable and the places that mock him.

I wonder if this is something that happens to people as they gain more power, as in they become more paranoid and change, or that people who want this kind of control are more likely to gain power, or both?
The best way to deal with mockery is to allow it, just shrug and say whatever and the world moves on. JKR seems to have handled this sort of stuff by ignoring it, taking the piss right back, and only if it’s something genuinely libellous then the lawyers come out (someone called her a pedo and I think got the Very Expensive Lawyers sending them a letter pointing out that they had a choice of retraction and apology or being ruined whereupon they grovelled.)
You can’t control mockery and if you do you turn into a tyrant.
Elon needs to be careful - he’s moving in circles where the illusion of power and industrial quantities of drugs are going to make a descent into megalomania possible,

 

[behindyourightnow]

I wonder if this is something that happens to people as they gain more power, as in they become more paranoid and change, or that people who want this kind of control are more likely to gain power, or both?

I don't think it's common at all for people at Elon's level of power. You think Trump gave a shit about being laughed at on Twitter for four years?

Elon is an unusual case because he's an autist who is desperate for non-autist approval, and he has bullying flashbacks whenever he senses that people are laughing at him, especially people who he considers cool or important.

Almost all of his actions make sense when viewed in this light.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Between this and some of his toadies on Twitter talking about buying 4chan, I expect that's going to be his next target. He wants to control the uncontrollable and the places that mock him.

No because 4chan is only profitable as a federal asset and they’re not going to turn over the keys to it, and Elon won’t be allowed to actually run it.

 

[Something Awful]

I can't speak for the genpop but I'm not really interested in a vehicle that can contain an explosion and my charred remains within.
I'm more interested in a vehicle that will keep the explosion out.

Something that gets missed is that the burning Cybertruck AUTO-LOCKED its doors! It will make SURE your remains are charred. I've lost count of how many people have burned to death in Teslas because of this.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

You have to give him credit for starlink though. Someone else would have done it eventually but there’s no denying it works, is available, and is first at what it does. Paid for by the pentagon or not.


I’m not musk guarding, I’m one of his biggest haterz on here long time, but you have to acknowledge some of the stuff his companies do is useful.

Just because it's helping Null at present doesn't mean it isn't a retarded idea to launch thousands of satellites into LEO. Hughesnet services the entire planet with 3 satellites. They have higher latency since they're launched farther into space, but it's also a practical, profitable, and realistic venture. Statlink wouldn't profit if everyone on the planet were giving them 100 dollars a month, never mind the niche of people who would want satellite internet in the first place.

 

[neger psykolog]

exactly, even seasoned 4chan people i knew growing up didn't know about tripcodes at first. most of the people i've seen do AMAs especially in the early 2010s would just post on twitter linking the thread instead of making a tripcode. maybe its more common now, but i think even when trevor moore did one on /tv/ he didn't use a trip.

Tripcodes are not esoteric knowledge. They have a section on the Wikipedia page for imageboards that explain them. Elon/whoever can just ask a LLM about this shit nowadays.

I was never a heavy imageboard user but I was well aware of tripcodes ("tripfags"). So I dunno if I was just an anomaly but I seriously think they must've been as common knowledge as sage.

 

[gwapo]

The first lolcow terrorist?

 

[Major von der Westfront]

You have to give him credit for starlink though. Someone else would have done it eventually but there’s no denying it works, is available, and is first at what it does. Paid for by the pentagon or not.

The British kind of (conceptually) beat him with the Airbus Zephyr While it's not really a satellite nor in service, it's a drone that functions as both recon and a cell tower. It's work began in 2015 or so and it has had test flights since.

 

[biggacracka]

Yeah my reading of this is that he's made an AI of himself. The name "Adrian Rittman" feels extremely familiar, like it's from a sci-fi fiction story but apparently it isn't.

But the way the AI voice is "searching for the next word" seems too realistic to be an AI voice

It's similar to Adrian Siedelman, the fake identity of Cybersix she crossdresses into during the day

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Starlink is cool and all, but it's far too expensive for the average family or person even. As someone who's struggled with rural Internet, 1MB/s peak speeds for a long time, 5G home Internet is going to be the future for those communities I believe. $50 a month straight up no bullshit or equipment costs. Starlink needs to drastically reduce its price per month or it won't expand into these larger markets where people literally have no options for Internet. You would be surprised the areas in the US that aren't middle of nowhere, but don't have good Internet options or any at all. You may get one option, and it goes out frequently or they want to charge you to rip up ground to install wire first.