Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gondolindrim]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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I read Chubby Cheesesteaks as Chucky Cheese and started laughing

 

[Judge Holden]

I read Chubby Cheesesteaks as Chucky Cheese and started laughing

Only thing better than this happening outside a Chucky Cheese would be if this happened outside a Showbiz Pizza. After all, we know there was one in the Milwaukee area...

 

[IsaacShraeder]

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Hmm yes, brilliant. A non-dyslexic editor would cut half of that phrase though, since plagiarism can only be "backward gazing" by definition.

Rick also went on some bizarre rant about em dashes.

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Do you know what I have to do in Microsoft Word, as a PUBLISHED AUTHOR? A succulent Wisconsinite author? This is fascism manifest!

His reddity little insults get so much funnier when you imagine an out-of-breath Pat shouting them at the negroes who stole his phone

T-THAT'S MY PHONE, Suh-SHIT SPACKLE
STOP RUNNING, FUCKNUTS

 

[Divine right to rule]

He actually doubled down on this.

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Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

A deeply closeted gay man like Patrick may really believe that other men also need a vibrating dildo in their asshole to even get wood.
This is a trait of sexual weirdos I have observed on this site. They pretend that their copious fetishes and sex-toys are the norm and call the people not constantly using vibrating nipple clamps and horse-dildos incels or sex-weirdos.

It boggles the mind how our ancestors even managed to have heterosexual sex without Masturbation aides and sex toys mostly uses by deviant homosexuals.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Blaming the declining birthrate on the lack of pharmacy-supplied vibrating ass dildos was not on my list. Rick always finds a way to go above and beyond.

 

[Lord Denning]

I have not seen the film from 2000 in question, but a number 56 would be an offensive lineman or a linebacker.

I have not seen the film either, but according to Wikipedia, Jon Favreau's character is a linebacker. Rick clearly doesn't know shit about football, and is once again cargo-culting masculinity by soy-posting fanfiction about marvel slop characters playing football.

[Violence ensues] stalker child.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I guess you really can get an authentic late night Philly cheesesteak experience outside of Philly.

 

[Broadside]

Breaking news:
FRANK PELLEGRINO BECOMES A PATPOSTER
How it started.
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How Rick attempts to persuade Frank:
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Scaredy little piggy has Dan Mullen lives rent-free in his greasy brain.
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Fat Prick finally calls Frank a child! This is why his life is already over, child. Enjoy comedy prison.
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Extra: Piggertits doubles down on letting little kids seeing dildos. Vile little piggy.

Notice how fucking sycophantic Pat is when first addressing Frank, changing his usual bitchy response to try and be likeable because he's talking to somebody famous. He really is a detestable fucking toad.
Must have stung pretty bad when Frank sided with the criminal cyberterrorist cult.

 

[McMitch]

Why is he oinking about em dashes in Microsoft Word?

And I've seen people float using em dashes as a possible indicator someone might be using ChatGPT to fluff up their writing in a few spaces because proper em dash usage is something that not a lot of people tend to utilize. The person he's shrieking at is correct re: writing style changes and you'd think that given his supposed disdain for AI he'd be in agreement.

He really is incapable of interacting with the vast majority of people, isn't he?

Em dashes just seem so superfluous in the face of more succinct, clearer punctuation. It’s the type of mark that only literary failures (such as journalists) would dredge in order to artificially elevate their writing.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

an actual tough guy should be able to take 3 niggers after a phone ... or is Fatarico Tomlinsaria not actually so tough after all?

A couple more mildly interesting posts here. Pat claims to be an NFL fan but states that this character is a defensive lineman. I have not seen the film from 2000 in question, but a number 56 would be an offensive lineman or a linebacker.

while I'm not familiar with this helmets & pads game I do remember Danny Bateman being captain of the defence team & yes a linebacker.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Notice how fucking sycophantic Pat is when first addressing Frank, changing his usual bitchy response to try and be likeable because he's talking to somebody famous.

Frank.... is that you?

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

This is Norm country!

 

[Broadside]

Frank.... is that you?

My dumb ass thought it was the actor Frank Pellegrino (who died in 2017 apparently)

 

[Judge Holden]

an actual tough guy should be able to take 3 niggers

Oh I'm pretty sure sparkletits has taken 3 niggers before, and on multiple occasions no less

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm seething about the fact that it was 3 pepperoni men instead of 2, then I could've posted every single instance that 2 unidentified black guys were blamed for something in the Sopranos.

 

[Red Frida]

Do you know what I have to do in Microsoft Word, as a PUBLISHED AUTHOR? A succulent Wisconsinite author? This is fascism manifest!

This faggot calls himself a professional writer and he doesn't know the alt codes for em dashes and en dashes.

 

[Judge Holden]

He awoke an hour ago but only xeeted once, I suspect he may be working on a mass childing at everyone currently laughing at him for getting blacked at Chubby's Cheesesteak

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

Yes, one of those is responsible for Fatrick's conception.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

He actually doubled down on this.

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Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

Someone post the screencap of fat rick trying to claim getting fucked in the ass doesn't make you gay

 

[Maude Snew]

How is anyone this spectacularly retarded?

Short answer? He dug too greedily and too deeply.