Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Day of the Cope]

Reminder to everyone that no matter how you make a cheesesteak, someone will tell you that it's wrong and "not a real cheesesteak".

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Goddamn, I hate that it's Fatrick or this would be believable and fucking hilarious. If it came from a reliable narrator it would get a rare based black men award.

 

[Red Frida]

And something that makes me genuinely MATI. Pat thinks that punitive government taxation that forces elderly people to sell a house where they have lived for many decades is actually a good thing.

Lynn Robinson bought him and his wife a duplex. Bug pods for thee but not for me.

 

[smug comporon]

This literally happened at a place called "Chubby's."

Because Pat is FAT!

Wrong again child, he's 300 pounds of pure muscle. That's why he couldn't chase after the thief.

 

[FinnSven]

Wrong again child, he's 300 pounds of pure muscle. That's why he couldn't chase after the thief.

Doesn’t he even have bones?

 

[John_Smith]

Reminder to everyone that no matter how you make a cheesesteak, someone will tell you that it's wrong and "not a real cheesesteak".

What about a chop-chee sandwich? Gimme some of dat chop-chee. Even betta if it is from Brooklyn? Dan, that's a reference from the second better forum.

Piggy doesn't cook much does he? Yes, the burnt wellington and the apple sauce pie, but he seems to eat out a lot. If not nasty bar food then greasy fast food. I'm guessing Nikki is as clueless in the kitchen as Piggy is anywhere.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

We gotta find those darkies, that phone could contain information that will cinch the Julay for him.

Those darkies aren't around anymore. More precisely, they have already been hunted down, ground down into pepperoni and eaten by Rick, becoming part of his ever expanding fat gut. The lunchtime rowdies DARED interrupt his prison childing and his succulent 10k calorie Chubby Cheesesteak's meal so he turned them into lunchtime.

 

[Something Awful]

Detective Fatton solved the mystery case of "Where do babies come from?", however, I believe the question was "Why is a pharmacy selling sex toys?"
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He actually doubled down on this.



Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Breaking news:
FRANK PELLEGRINO BECOMES A PATPOSTER
How it started.

How Rick attempts to persuade Frank:
The result:

Scaredy little piggy has Dan Mullen lives rent-free in his greasy brain.



Fat Prick finally calls Frank a child! This is why his life is already over, child. Enjoy comedy prison.

Extra: Piggertits doubles down on letting little kids seeing dildos. Vile little piggy.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Yeah officer, 's like I was sayin to 'Tone, shame about those three black guys, gotta watch out for those three black guys, lemme tell ya.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Is that where babies come from?

Now we know where Pat "Buzzy butt" Tomlinson came from.

I can't stop laughing about all this. What a new year's gift. Thank you "not Hardin" for digging up the paperwork.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He wants to be that Central Park Five rape victim so bad. I forget her name but to this day she insists that niggas did it despite evidence pointing to the contrary.

 

[Akroateron]

I am late to this, but Chubby's Cheesesteaks! How is this real? I missed a real blowout last night.

A couple more mildly interesting posts here. Pat claims to be an NFL fan but states that this character is a defensive lineman. I have not seen the film from 2000 in question, but a number 56 would be an offensive lineman or a linebacker.
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And something that makes me genuinely MATI. Pat thinks that punitive government taxation that forces elderly people to sell a house where they have lived for many decades is actually a good thing.
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"Generational wealth" is how actual wealth, outside of a handful of billionaires, is created, so the man's extra retarded in his opinions. It's somewhat of a meme about Americans in the country I live in, but I never thought I'd encounter one who honestly thinks that each generation should start from scratch when it comes to accumulating resources and possessions.

The fact that the answer "maybe pass on the property to your offspring, or your grandchildren" didn't even occur to him, speaks volumes about his capabilities as a father.

 

[Judge Holden]

He actually doubled down on this.

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Birth rates fell to historic lows because someone is wondering why a pharmacy needs to sell "Buzzy butt", a vibrating toy for anal play. Is that where babies come from?

Babies come from Buttplugs child

 

[superbomb]

The name Chubby Cheesesteak's reminds me of Bloaty's Pizza

 

[Maude Snew]

Babies come from Buttplugs child
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He wouldn't know where babies come from, luckily Ze Germans have a song to educate him.

Spoiler: Translated lyrics

(Come on, yeah)

This is a song for all homos
You're all schizophrenic
Stick your fingers in your butts
Never want to go home alone

There's no point
Where is this going to lead? Stop this nonsense...

Because there is no placenta growing in the rectum -
You can search for it for a long time
Begging and cursing won't help
Because there is no placenta growing in the rectum,

Because there is no placenta growing in the rectum
Because there is no placenta growing in the rectum
You can search for a long time
Oh yeah

(sexy sexy homos)

(sexy sexy homos)
(gimme a break)

This is a song for all homos
Good advice is very expensive
All you have left is your bums (come on, yeah)
Even if you know it best
The placenta is and will remain
Incorporated into women
Even a total operation won't help

Because in the rectum...

 

[Something Awful]

Hmm yes, brilliant. A non-dyslexic editor would cut half of that phrase though, since plagiarism can only be "backward gazing" by definition.

Rick also went on some bizarre rant about em dashes.




Do you know what I have to do in Microsoft Word, as a PUBLISHED AUTHOR? A succulent Wisconsinite author? This is fascism manifest!

 

[AnOminous]

Do you know what I have to do in Microsoft Word, as a PUBLISHED AUTHOR? A succulent Wisconsinite author? This is fascism manifest!

How is anyone this spectacularly retarded?

 

[Well Intentioned]

Why is he oinking about em dashes in Microsoft Word?

And I've seen people float using em dashes as a possible indicator someone might be using ChatGPT to fluff up their writing in a few spaces because proper em dash usage is something that not a lot of people tend to utilize. The person he's shrieking at is correct re: writing style changes and you'd think that given his supposed disdain for AI he'd be in agreement.

He really is incapable of interacting with the vast majority of people, isn't he?

 

[Meriasek]

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Hmm yes, brilliant. A non-dyslexic editor would cut half of that phrase though, since plagiarism can only be "backward gazing" by definition.

Rick also went on some bizarre rant about em dashes.

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Do you know what I have to do in Microsoft Word, as a PUBLISHED AUTHOR? A succulent Wisconsinite author? This is fascism manifest!

I like how Chubby Cheesepig completely misses the point. Actually, I don't even understand what the Hog is even trying to say here, probably just wanted to announce that he's a PUBLISHED AUTHOR.
Hey Piggy, when was the last time you were actually published, eh? Sure, you got books in print, but what about something new, not covered by an old contract? Like, A Christmas Carnage? How many years until it gets actually published, Pigboy?