Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,593
I'm sure his family openly encouraged him to become a lawyer and probably put a lot of pressure on him to succeed. He should've instead entered a trade or something where he would be making more money doing tasks better suited to him, and get a wife that is mostly just after his money but does make him happy.
From his own posting and writing over the years, it sounds like Russ always wanted to be some sort of entertainer.

He said his idea to be a lawyer happened when he was in jail for his kill list at school and saw how his lawyer got him out of trouble and he saw how that and other legal skills could get him what he wants. Like suing his way to fame and fortune.

His parents saw that as an opportunity to make him go on his mission, because they promised to pay for his college if he completed his mission. He later decided that being a paralegal was "just as good" as being a lawyer for his purposes, because he had the necessary skills of filling lawsuits and therefore the ability to drag people (celebrities) into court to hear him out in person.
 
Surprised me how much effort judges put in to make him see the error of his ways.
If you're unaware of what a malicious little prick Greer is, I can understand feeling sorry for him and trying to help him. It must suck having a gimpy face everyone instantly judges you on, and knowing that no matter how rich or swole you get you'll always have to pay women to even give you their attention...I forget where I was going with this, but Russhole is an ugly prick with a personality to match.
 
If you're unaware of what a malicious little prick Greer is, I can understand feeling sorry for him and trying to help him. It must suck having a gimpy face everyone instantly judges you on, and knowing that no matter how rich or swole you get you'll always have to pay women to even give you their attention...I forget where I was going with this, but Russhole is an ugly prick with a personality to match.
The thing that most sums up the little monster is when hookers would reject him and then he would leave reviews wrongfully saying that they have AIDS as a way of getting back at them.
 
The thing that most sums up the little monster is when hookers would reject him and then he would leave reviews wrongfully saying that they have AIDS as a way of getting back at them.
This is horrible, petty and I assume also actual libel (not the pretend libel Russ sues people for,) but my biggest takeaway is...do people actually read reviews before hiring a lady of the night?
 
This is horrible, petty and I assume also actual libel (not the pretend libel Russ sues people for,) but my biggest takeaway is...do people actually read reviews before hiring a lady of the night?
I would assume some would? But then really unlike Russtard you hire a hooker to fuck and then leave when it's done. He hires them because he thinks in his shriveled little brain that they'll fall in love with him and he'll sweep them away to his backseat where he'll show them what truly it means to be loved.

Unless she's amazing in bed or lies there like a dead fish there's no point in writing up a review of a hooker.
 
I feel like it's about time Russ and Nick smoke 'em crack pipe and bury the hatchet. If you combined Russ's paralegal abilities with Nick's lawyerly experience, that would be a truly unstoppable lolcow law office.

They both love whores, they're both either homeless or on track for it, they both delusionally overestimate themselves on an Olympic level... really they should be best friends rather than enemies.
 
The thing that most sums up the little monster is when hookers would reject him and then he would leave reviews wrongfully saying that they have AIDS as a way of getting back at them.
…meanwhile he’s saying in the blurb for his Taylor Swift book on Amazon that he’s a ‘defender of women’ and that he loves women, has many female friends etc.

Russ cannot be told no ever. In his mind, anyone disagreeing with him is always wrong, and there’s always a deliberately malicious intent behind a ‘no’ - one that should be punished in court. And this man claims he’s a defender of ladies of the night.

Dude’s about as trustworthy with women as a pedo is in a schoolroom.
 
From his own posting and writing over the years, it sounds like Russ always wanted to be some sort of entertainer.
It isn’t discussed much because even Russ realized it was impossible with Moebius and abandoned it for writing, but he originally dreamed of being an actor. And I’m sure that’s solely because they’re the ones most in the limelight which would give him the adulation he demands.

We’ll never know if more or less hugs/beatings would’ve changed Russ, Hitler, Dahmer, or anyone.

But Russ has an ego to the Nth degree, to a level I’ve not seen in fictional characters destined to parody massive egos. He demands not only fame, millions, and beautiful women, but it was a forgone conclusion to him that “I Get You” would not only become Taylor Swift’s most successful song, but that Taylor Swift would be so moved by his efforts that she’d fall in love with him to boot.

And if you look at that song objectively outside of context of being written by Russ, the average 12 year old boy crushing on Taylor Swift could’ve written it in 5 minutes (outside of the law firm reference).

He also doesn’t understand, at all, that belittling children with cancer or major burns for getting attention from celebrities instead of him makes him look like a being of pure evil you might see in a Care Bears cartoon.

This level of narcissism has to be inborn and in that sense, Russ may be a victim of it the same way he’s a sufferer of Moebius. But his inability to learn, adapt, or change at all after constant failures and warnings is something he does to himself.

And Stinky, Russ did only say one hooker had AIDS, but he did double down and repeat that she had AIDS after removing the post initially in a rare moment of clarity that he ultimately rejected. Because Russ.
 
It was also filed AND closed within a single 24 hour period perhaps, so this is SO painfully obvious that it got processed THAT fast. I'm no law expert, but 24 hour decision is exceptionally fast for law for a full on judgement.
This is usually the case for a restraining order. They're generally filed on an emergency basis. Most courts have a designated judge or judges on-call 24/7 to handle these, since they're often about someone in imminent danger. So it's standard to process them as nearly instantly as possible. Same with appeals of denials or grants of such motions, since an improvidently granted restraining order is a serious limitation of fundamental rights with very minimal due process beforehand.

So the general lifespan of these is you file and get (or are denied) a restraining order. These are usually for a very brief period, as short as 72 hours, before the person under the order gets a hearing. If he doesn't, it dissolves automatically unless there's some reason to extend the deadline. If not, though, after the hearing, if the case isn't dismissed, the TRO turns into a preliminary injunction which generally remains in place during the pendency of the proceedings.

Then at the end of the proceedings, if they aren't dismissed, the preliminary injunction turns into a permanent injunction or time-limited injunction (if it is still needed).

At any stage in the proceedings over injunctive relief, it's generally presumed to be immediately appealable on an interlocutory basis (with usual exceptions).

So this wasn't really exceptionally fast for a resolution on a TRO type application.
 
From his own posting and writing over the years, it sounds like Russ always wanted to be some sort of entertainer.

He said his idea to be a lawyer happened when he was in jail for his kill list at school and saw how his lawyer got him out of trouble and he saw how that and other legal skills could get him what he wants. Like suing his way to fame and fortune.

His parents saw that as an opportunity to make him go on his mission, because they promised to pay for his college if he completed his mission. He later decided that being a paralegal was "just as good" as being a lawyer for his purposes, because he had the necessary skills of filling lawsuits and therefore the ability to drag people (celebrities) into court to hear him out in person.
That reminds me of a story someone here referenced where a missionary went to Africa and found a bunch of Africans who wanted to learn how to write, but then became frustrated when he actually tried to teach them. Turns out they did work for some guy who would give them a piece of paper to bring to a store for them to be paid in goods or something, and they wanted to learn how to make those papers so that they could get stuff for free. Strong parallels.

Also I completely forgot that Russ has a very shaky relationship with the truth so my suggestions were pointless.
 
And if you look at that song objectively outside of context of being written by Russ, the average 12 year old boy crushing on Taylor Swift could’ve written it in 5 minutes (outside of the law firm reference).
Almost all of it is just plagiarized Swift lyrics. Even writing something "for" her, he added about nothing to it. It's so bad it shouldn't even be copyrightable at all, but sadly, copyright law doesn't require much, barely more than a scintilla.
.....But I'm not going to pretend they're great, caring people and good parents. If they were good parents, we wouldn't be here. They fucked up somewhere. Big time.
Their mistake was adopting a deformed demon baby from Hell. There was nothing they could do to keep Russ from becoming what he is. He was malformed clay from the very first, and his physical deformities are nothing compared to the deformities in his character.
His adoptive parents gave him a loving home, if not for them he would have been bounced from one foster home to another before aging out, most certainly getting the everliving shit beat out of him on the regular.
Unless we had two Russholes from birth and could actually test this hypothesis by adopting one out to a loving family and sending the other to a series of abusive foster homes, we don't really know whether getting beatings on the regular would have improved him or just taught him actual violence from an early age leading to an actually dangerous Russhole instead of the loser sad sack we have.

It's a natural and normal impulse to pity someone like Russ, and it takes actual experience with the type to know that some pitiable people are also just genuine assholes who don't deserve that natural and normal altruistic impulse. Not everyone is a Kiwi Farmer and that's probably a good thing.
I think youre naïve, and I think it's a cheap cop-out to say a person is born broken. If your kids suck, its probably because of you.
So why'd all his siblings turn out fine?

Also I think you're engaging in the just world fallacy, that having a shitty kid proves you deserve it somehow.
It must suck having a gimpy face everyone instantly judges you on, and knowing that no matter how rich or swole you get you'll always have to pay women to even give you their attention...I forget where I was going with this, but Russhole is an ugly prick with a personality to match.
That's utter bull though. It's his mentality that makes women sense him instantly as a total creep.

This thread is full of postings about random Moebius havers who are happily married and living kickass lives.

In fact here's one I just found. Guy named Austin Halls. Has Moebius. Is actually a musician and singer.
Is on the board of the Moebius Foundation.
 
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So why'd all his siblings turn out fine?
Because they weren't coddled for being gimp faced speshial snowflakes. The same reason his biological (twin? I don't remember) sister did.
Also I think you're engaging in the just world fallacy, that having a shitty kid proves you deserve it somehow.
If you create Michelangelo's David, you're a great sculptor. If you create a sonichu medallion, well, you might be something else. He was the clay or marble, the parents were the sculptors. They aren't blameless, and I'm honestly a bit surprised people are ballwashing them so hard. Especially here of all places.
 
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They aren't blameless, and I'm honestly a bit surprised people are ballwashing them so hard. Especially here of all places.
Lots of things went into how Russtard turned out. Narcissism and sociopathy have a genetic component, and Russtard was given up under weird circumstances- I think (Correct me if I'm wrong, Stinky) his bio parents were already married and were beginning their careers (which went on to be decently lucrative ones) in California. The adopt process probably damaged his attachment development (hence why he said the only time he felt loved in life was after he busted his first nutt in a hooker). His adoptive parents indulged him too much, but honestly I think his church community and the public schools system of the 90s and 00s were much worse for him. I've said this before, but he reminds me of every asshole speed I went to school with who was coddled by teachers because not "bullying" the sped kids and including them in everything was pushed HARD back then. We know from his early Facebook posts that he had a friend group that tolerated his sperging and freakouts to an obnoxious degree, and regularly encouraged his artistic endeavors. It was a perfect lolcow storm, and yeah they definitely played a part, but his adoptive parents don't shoulder all the blame.
 
all the blame.
I generally agree. I never said they deserved all the blame. And his genetics are likely at play, too. I never even said that it was just one thing. I said it was likely a very large portion, the lions share, or at least I intended it that way. I don't recall how old he and his bio-sis were when the adoption happened, but I hazily remember it being very young. I'm sure he has attachment issues stemming from that, too. And school probably treated him like a sped kid, sure. There's most certainly a fair bit of Mormon repression in the mix, too. But you said it, his friends and family, and maybe school, encouraged and enabled him, whatever their intentions-a mistake, and he therefore isn't grounded in reality. If anything, he exemplifies why you shouldn't treat a gimpfaced nonsped like a sped.

I know this site is a lot of "lol tard does dumb stuff we giggle" but sometimes I do think about why the tard does the dumb stuff. That seems to piss off some people. I still don't think his parents -adoptive or bio- are blameless, but I'm not gonna get all pissy if you do. I never said anything was concrete. Its just shitty conjecture about a shitty person, and why he's shitty.
 
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Because they weren't coddled for being gimp faced speshial snowflakes. The same reason his biological (twin? I don't remember) sister did.
So these two people, who our only actual experience with is they were polite and reasonable dealing with a lawyer representing someone their son was suing, are somehow awful, because despite having raised other children, who turned out fine, they're to blame that the one they adopted was a fucking asshole?

Dude, do the math. Doesn't work. Russ's adoptive parents are not to blame.

What character-changing magic spell are you demanding that they have somehow figured out and used on Russhole to turn him into a human when he was born a filthy, diseased, psychotic goblin?
 
So these two people, who our only actual experience with is they were polite and reasonable dealing with a lawyer representing someone their son was suing, are somehow awful, because despite having raised other children, who turned out fine, they're to blame that the one they adopted was a fucking asshole?

Dude, do the math. Doesn't work. Russ's adoptive parents are not to blame.

What character-changing magic spell are you demanding that they have somehow figured out and used on Russhole to turn him into a human when he was born a filthy, diseased, psychotic goblin?
Okay, you say that they were polite and reasonable dealing with a lawyer, so they were super parents. Russel Greer exists, and they raised him, so I think they weren't exactly stellar parents. I never said they were shitty or had nefarious intentions or anything. I plainly said I'm positive they had good intentions. But they made mistakes.

I'm at a loss how anyone can think the people who raised someone have zero culpability when said person "has been raised."

I present Russel Greer's very existence and thread as evidence of the monster they had a hand in creating. You present an anecdote about them having to politely tard wrangle their son, I'm sure NOT for the first time. A son who is NOT retarded, but was treated as if he were.

I see your point. I'm totally unreasonable here.

What character-changing magic spell are you demanding that they have somehow figured out and used on Russhole to turn him into a human when he was born a filthy, diseased, psychotic goblin?
I never said there was one. You can't pull on just a few threads of the tapestry that is Russel Greer and see the whole picture. I never said I know what to do. I don't, and I pray I never had to find out. This is just autistic nitpicking to me.

But not teaching him to cope with reality, and not telling him no, telling him he can be a superstar, if he only he trooly bewieves in hisself and tries sooperdooper hard? I'm definitely not going to try that parenting style. Its been done, and the results are here for us to enjoy.

"Well you said this, so you must mean that and know this and have that answer." The internet has ruined peoples ability to reason.
 
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