Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Someone had to get revenge for all those nigger babies he grounded up into pepperoni. JUSTICE!
He is the hero Milwaukee deserves to be brutally honest. He's the Lard Knight, wanted to go with Dark Knight as he isn't all that bright, also can't rise without assistance but that was already taken.
 
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Talking about “upgrading his phone next month” the day after being robbed is weird as fuck. I can’t make it work unless he’s insurance scamming and it takes a month to process.
The fathers and brothers of the kids he ground into niggeroni just so happened to steal his phone with the evidence of him swaTTTTTTTTTing himself on it when they came to take their revenge. What are the odds?
 
His obsessive and endless reuse of the exact same phrases and stock responses down to the pauses and emphases and syntax both online and IRL peg him in my mind (while he is being pegged in my mind) as decidedly on the autism spectrum, not to mention his fixation with responding to literally every single mocking xeet, text, email or fuckin morse code transmission he becomes aware of with a "NO CHILD" or "ENJOY STALKERPRISON".

Indeed it was finding out in the Josiah calls that he speaks exactly like he xeets that made this thread the bitchtitted juggernaut it is today.

It’s perfectly possible that he could be a narcissistic autist.

He claims ADHD, and frequently autists also have ADHD.

That said, ADHD itself can have a marked effect on a personality and lead to compulsive or obsessive behaviors on its own.

Narcissistic personality disorder enhanced by ADHD and trauma from being cucked by PCJ and Adrienne is my armchair diagnosis.
 
I really doubt its made up because the police officer retained evidence from the scene (the other phone) and was already investigating other similar crimes in the area he himself thought were connected to this.
The strongest argument to it being real is it took four years for the pests or the farms to find out about it.

If he had faked it, he’d be posting about it continually.
 
Pat is now claiming that he beat up one of the black children so bad they dropped their phone. (This is not in the report - they recovered a phone but the officer didn't say that Pat fought back).

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Beating up a POC after George Floyd? A teenager POC?? Not a good look.
 
Okay, i am going to piece together the events of that night.. i am not a detective so please don't take my hypothesis as 100% accurate, it should only be treated as 99.9% accurate.

Pat was outside Chubby's Cheesesteaks (lol) at 10.30pm during the height of the pandemic and BLM riots.. why you might ask? well, he needed some strapping young bucks to fill up Nikki's tank. Even though he states to be an ally of the "pepperoni community" (he calls them that, sick guy) he knew his usual haunts of KFC's and Liquor stores would be too risky during the summer of love, he surmised that the type of negroes to patronise an establishment like Chubby's would be far less of a risk than the usual KFC hood niggers he usually solicits.

Pat was snout deep in his phone childing the atalkers when some entrepreneurial young bannana boat niggers spotted what they assumed was an anthropomorphic pig tapping on it's phone outside of Chubby's. The jungle negroes being new to the U.S confused Chubby's Cheesesteaks and Chuck E. Cheese and assumed Pat was an employee of the restaurant in a pig costume taking a break. The border hoppin bonobos saw an opportunity to get themselves a stable job and earn some dinero so decided to walk up to the employee in the pig costume and ask if there was any kitchen jobs available. Once they walked closer to Pat they were horrified to see that the "costume" was no mere costume, the young zambo zoomers were taken aback even further once the animatronic pigman looked up from it's phone and loudly asked them if they "WANTED TO FART IN MY WIFES VAGINA, CHILDS" these zoomer negroes having grown up playing Five Nights at Freddy's and hearing old tales in their homeland of the "Maricón gordo con tetas de perra" instinctively reacted by throwing a flurry of punches into the snout of this deviant humanoid swine, whilst Patrick was being beaten in the face, he still had to correct the record with the stalker childs on twitter (now known as X) therefore was quickly typing away on his phone with his one free hand, the other being used to try and block the flurry of punches repeatedly hitting him in the face. The young would be beaner bucks assumed the pig creature was trying to use the phone to call for reinforcements (perhaps Freddy Fazbear or Foxy?) and quickly snatched the phone from the hoof of the pig monster before escaping and running off into the cold Milwaukee night.
 
Pat is now claiming that he beat up one of the black children so bad they dropped their phone. (This is not in the report - they recovered a phone but the officer didn't say that Pat fought back).

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Beating up a POC after George Floyd? A teenager POC?? Not a good look.
This man is too stupid to know how far a block is. He "chased" after them for a block if that, not blocks. Distance traveled was 3 minutes walking. The addresses are on the police report. Not that he understands those as he has a history of lying about them
 
Pat is now claiming that he beat up one of the black children so bad they dropped their phone. (This is not in the report - they recovered a phone but the officer didn't say that Pat fought back).

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Beating up a POC after George Floyd? A teenager POC?? Not a good look.
He beat that kid up so badly he somehow managed to get Fat's phone.
 
It boggles the mind how our ancestors even managed to have heterosexual sex without Masturbation aides and sex toys mostly uses by deviant homosexuals.
To be fair, some of the very first historical artifacts that weren't weapons or tools for making weapons were dildos. They long predate writing.
I guess you really can get an authentic late night Philly cheesesteak experience outside of Philly.
I guess if you mean the getting culturally enriched part. Pretty sure generic storebrand Steak Umm knockoff covered in tard cum isn't really a Philly cheesesteak, though.
Indeed it was finding out in the Josiah calls that he speaks exactly like he xeets that made this thread the bitchtitted juggernaut it is today.
Once you have heard the part of the Josiah calls where he melts down and starts childing in real time, you can never unhear it, and you always read all his tweets in your mind in his fat, faggoty, bitch-titted, obese, fat voice.
 
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Pat is now claiming that he beat up one of the black children so bad they dropped their phone. (This is not in the report - they recovered a phone but the officer didn't say that Pat fought back).
What a fat liar. What the report actually said:
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Patrick S. Tomlinson was beaten up by a large group of Black Men
They weren't men. They were black CHILDS.
 
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