Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Activism, more like slacktivism :story: Though gender ideology is unique in that it's pointless at best, dangerous at worst, and even the keyboard warriors pledging their support for dicks in women's change rooms and puberty blockers for confused kids are contributing to the madness by letting it happen. Where it gets pointless is the pushing of all these new labels and pronouns - try as she might to promote the cause by bringing up her special gender even when no one asked, nobody outside of her kweer BlueSky circles is going to go out of their way to remember Yarrow is a smol druid bxy, most will only see a hairy blob that looks an awful lot like a mentally challenged old lady. Ollie at least actually has a dedicated audience of weird gender-people that hang onto his every word, whereas Staph's audience consists mostly of us KF posters and others observing her antics. Imagine being a complete failure of a person even amongst your own community notorious for accepting even the worst of the worst.
 
To add evidence to this:
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She probably listens to it to feed her ego.

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Random.

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Really helping her late night intestinal outrage and GERD.

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I wonder if one of those actors she likes is Tom Hiddleston.

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It happened once on Twitter.

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The tooth didn't get yeeted. Prescription toothpaste? Is it just regular toothpaste because she brushes with some hippy shit?
 
Checks out.
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I guess we know what her fursona is now..

Prescription toothpaste? Is it just regular toothpaste because she brushes with some hippy shit?
It's either super-extra fluoridated or the MiPaste stuff that's got Recaldent in it to help remineralize your teeth.
 
Her dad came to clean her shower drain. Doesn't sound like they're trying to make her more independent and I bet they bring her food. And as it was mentioned, she's getting government benefits. While having a $13 rent. There are no scenarios in which her taking stuff from food bank makes sense.
This has been bugging me, shouldn't apartment maintenance take care of things like that? Are there special rules for sped homes? Or did she not want her landlord to find out she clogged the shower with her own filth.
 
This has been bugging me, shouldn't apartment maintenance take care of things like that? Are there special rules for sped homes? Or did she not want her landlord to find out she clogged the shower with her own filth.
She'd have to clean her apartment before maintenance could come in. Dad will bitch about the mess but he won't report it to management.

But also lol this grown ass adult can't even manage to clear out a blocked shower drain.
 
See? Total nana update.
Her updates remind me so much of my 70 year old mother's messages in the family group chat.

"I'm about to take my walk. [Family cat] is being so cute today!"

"At the Tim Horton's. There is a man here being so rude. Goodness gracious!"

"Read a chapter of my book at Tim Horton's. I'm home now. Think I'll take a nap."

People joke about being a trans-boomer but goddamn she really is.
 
Or did she not want her landlord to find out she clogged the shower with her own filth.
This one is my bet, plus not wanting the evil patriarchal blue collar worker to come into her sacred space and remind her to clean up spilled food again. Again, Stephanie isn't culturally poor: if she'd grown up with her parents teaching her to keep the landlord's eyes off, she'd just accept having to bail out her shower, or try to fix it herself.

Man, shower drain clog prevention is such basic life-living. And they sell those nonthreatening cute-n-plastic mini drain snakes on QVC or at the grocery store, for the type of older woman or unparented young adult who's got a fear of tools.

Get a TubShroom, goofball.
Her updates remind me so much of my 70 year old mother's messages in the family group chat.
If she were slightly cleaner and weren't an asshole, she'd probably be fitting this niche in someone's extended friend group. But then again, if my aunt had tires she'd be a truck.
 
And they sell those nonthreatening cute-n-plastic mini drain snakes on QVC or at the grocery store, for the type of older woman or unparented young adult who's got a fear of tools.

Get a TubShroom, goofball.
They also sell them at the Dollar Tree, so if you can't be arsed to clean the damn thing off you can just throw it away and you're only out a buck twenty-five.

I have no fear of tools, I just hate having to search my workshop for the drain snake and then deal with the whole sodden thing. For most bathroom drain clogs (sink and shower/tub, not toilet) the plastic snake works fine.

Also boiling water and dish soap to help break things down.

And God yes, a TubShroom.

Although if you have a built-in stopper it can be hard to get them to fit, depending on the design of the stopper.

(Sadly I've got too much experience in this arena. I have absurdly thick hair and I shed more than my cat.

Also if you have carpeting get a rubber broom and use it before vacuuming, then you don't have to deal with it getting tangled in the vacuum's roller brush.)
 
No shame on your methods; I have some of those plastic drain-flossers because it's easier for prophylactic maintenance and I'd really rather not get the Big Boss snake out of the shed. It's all about prophylaxis with hair clogs.

Also if you have carpeting get a rubber broom and use it before vacuuming, then you don't have to deal with it getting tangled in the vacuum's roller brush
Agree strongly. They tell you the vacuum is "designed for pet hair!" or whatever, but that never turns out to be the case.

Side note: only recently discovered those "hair tie removers" for little black girls' braids are great for cutting wound-up hair off the beater bar. They're like scaled-up seam rippers.
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Side note: only recently discovered those "hair tie removers" for little black girls' braids are great for cutting wound-up hair off the beater bar. They're like scaled-up seam rippers.
Scaled up AND at a better angle! I had no idea such a thing even existed. I usually use nail scissors (which is on topic, despite our inevitable household derailment).
 
Side note: only recently discovered those "hair tie removers" for little black girls' braids are great for cutting wound-up hair off the beater bar. They're like scaled-up seam rippers.
I have never seen these before but they look amazing. I'm going see if I can find them near me.

Ime, most blocked drains can be cleared with a couple rounds of drain crystals. A pair of needle nosed pliers can be handy if you or anyone else in your family has long hair, if you have a deep grate sometimes the hair slowly forms a knot underneath it and you can pull most of it out with the pliers. I rent, and a lot of landlords get twitchy about tenants removing grates and fiddling with the plumbing, so personally I usually leave it at that. Here in the tropics, we have a lot of fast growing trees with very invasive roots so tree damage is pretty common here. Sometimes the drain is blocked with human ick, sometimes a strangler fig is living up to its name.

Regardless, picking hair out of a drain and putting drain crystals down it is not hard. Getting shit done when you have sad brain can absolutely be a problem, but regardless of how sad your brain is, you shouldn't be relying on your elderly father who himself is already a full time carer to his elderly, ailing wife.

Staph, there are multiple simple cleaning systems for people with all kinds of physical and intellectual impairment easily searchable on the net. There are groups that are solely based around barracking each other on with thimgs like cleaning and organisation. Some people struggle much than others, and absolutely, there are bad days, bad weeks, bad months for everyone. And there is no reason why your home has to be absolutely immaculate. 'Functional' is a perfectly reasonable goal. you are forty years old. You were able to get a master's degree. You've written books... really fucking lousy ones, but I'm not going to deny that even lousy books are hard work to write. You tell everyone that you run an outreach and support community organisation. For the love of whatever gods and goddesses you care to invoke, it's time for you to cut that forty year old umbilical cord and grasp some basic level of independence. Buy some drain crystals, or even just some borax and cheap vinegar.
 
Caveat: If you're a renter, go ahead and use Drano. If you own your house, make sure the chemical drain cleaner you use is safe for your pipes (and septic, if you have it). Do not use caustics like Drano unless you like your plumber and want to give him extra money.
Draim crystals are absolutely lethal, but when you put in the maintenance request two and a half weeks ago and your landlord isn't answering his phone, sometimes you've got to do what you have to do.
 
This drain talk reminds me of the Internet Historian story where he couldn't unclog his toilet: (16:41 in if the timestamp doesn't work)
Young Historian also sounds like a dumbass, but the exact opposite of Stephanie who tries nothing at all.

At least once you've spent a week throwing everything that isn't nailed down into your landlord's toilet, you've gathered data on what to do/not to do next time.

...hey, I was once a teenage girl, so I've read a lot of true crime. There have been so many killers who got caught because they overestimated their pipes' performance, or couldn't clear a clog of re-solidified boiled victim. Now that we have comments sections and YouTube article-readers, it's impossible not to run into lengthy digressions about how to clear clogs of fat and hair from your pipes.

Forgot where I was going with this. None of her serial killer ghosts could tell her how to clear a drain? This is why she should address her internalized fatphobia and get with ghost John Wayne Gacy; at least the dude was a contractor.
 
It's very charming to me how this thread often sidetracks into very domestic topics. We've had derails about kitchenware and mugs and tips and tricks for cleaning your vacuum. Cat tips and patchmaking advice.

It's one of those threads where it's fairly apparent we're all a bunch of middle-aged ladies from the era of internet snark, and then that makes you remember that theoretically so is Stapphy, and then it becomes even funnier that she's so terminally helpless.
 
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AI has always been an integral part of computer game design.
What it is not nessecary for, is every single new profile avatar via piccrew,or the retarded inaccurate AI posts and pictures she unquestioningly reposts on her "NGO" Facebook.


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You wouldn't have noticed because you don't need it, lol.


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A lot of reposted fund requests.

I wonder how much flour the money spent on a lucifer votive candle could have bought? You know, seeing as the food bank took care of the groceries.
 
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