The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Temperance]

Checking in for old time's sake.

Patreon video posted on December 19th:
(Reduced to 360p since it was massive otherwise)

Very nice moonscape they've got going on, very nostalgic:


And of course, the animals get to enjoy their food mixed with piss & shit & whatever else, because the Tranchers were too stubborn or stupid to ever use a decent feeder.



Their Patreon is at $652/month right now. Just zombie subscribers.
Past year vs all-time:

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I find it funny that GorillaWarfare (Molly White) and another Wiki admin ("Isabelle Belato" - a troon, btw) are still zealously guarding the Wikipedia page for the Tranch.
In fact, it looks like there was a little bit of drama there recently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch&action=history

That Jtwilson37 guy must have either seriously vandalized the page or maybe just wrote something mildly "transphobic" to have his edits nuked like that. Most vandalism or low-quality edits simply get reverted, not completely deleted like you see above (with the strike-throughs). It's not uncommon for troon Wiki admins to abuse this power, though.

I also noticed on the talk page that Isabelle Belato reverted a complaint from someone else:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...nicorn_Ranch&diff=1262553092&oldid=1262539099


Basically, the above was added to the Tranch talk page, and the troon admin removed it because "Wikipedia is not a forum" - even though discussing the quality or bias of the article is precisely on-topic for a talk page. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh, Fedposter J is studying to become a nursing assistant:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Basically, the above was added to the Tranch talk page, and the troon admin removed it because "Wikipedia is not a forum" - even though discussing the quality or bias of the article is precisely on-topic for a talk page. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's not surprising. Once you deny basic biological facts about humans, denying other facts becomes quite easy. In Troonville, a man can become a woman, and the Tranch failed only because of Earl and his boys.

 

[Shig O'nella]

More like Buffalo Bill interface. I have no idea what a BUFFALO interface is, but it sounds fitting enough.

It's a brand. They make decent enough mid level interface cards. Their USB 3 card is good, I have one.

 

[curecanti88]

It's not surprising. Once you deny basic biological facts about humans, denying other facts becomes quite easy. In Troonville, a man can become a woman, and the Tranch failed only because of Earl and his boys.

Leaked photo of Earl just prior to his alpaca massacre.

 

[Oxyjen]

My predictions for ‘23.

The tranch will be abandoned.

Elon Musk will have a psychotic break

What do we think for ‘25 - Retvrn of the Tranch arc?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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[TaimuRadiu]

Wait, is the Tranch still a thing with starving alpacas and everything? I thought it died (like their animals)

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Wait, is the Tranch still a thing with starving alpacas and everything? I thought it died (like their animals)

It's Phil, Kevin and the shit-eater living on Penny's parents property with a few animals. They occasionally stick their heads up to demonstrate their complete inability to actually accomplish anything, no matter how trivial the task.

 

[Temperance]

Wait, is the Tranch still a thing with starving alpacas and everything? I thought it died (like their animals)

Penny, Jen, and Kevin fled to one of Penny's parents' properties along with a handful of surviving animals. (Currently down to 5 alpacas, 3 goats, and 1 sheep.)
This is the place: https://www.redfin.com/CO/Longmont/9105-Yellowstone-Rd-80503/home/35245500

A 5-acre property valued at $1.3 mil in Longmont, Colorado. It's presumably Penny's early inheritance.
Anyway, they pretend the Tranch still kinda exists at this new location, but it's just a LARP to salve Penny's bruised ego. The Tranch as we knew it is dead.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Supply ditch. Even google maps mocks the tranchers.

 

[Human Waiter]

Jen got triggered by some dude, and defaulted to calling him a pedophile


Note the zero interactions


The good times still flow at the Tranch


Who is this chrit and what did he do?

 

[kazuhiro]

Jen got triggered by some dude, and defaulted to calling him a pedophile

Kevin got into it with that guy too, mainly over whether "Adrian Dittman" is Elon Musk or a real person. Jen was defending his "wife's" honor the only way he knows how.

 

[Flamin Park]

Penny, Jen, and Kevin fled to one of Penny's parents' properties along with a handful of surviving animals. (Currently down to 5 alpacas, 3 goats, and 1 sheep.)
This is the place: https://www.redfin.com/CO/Longmont/9105-Yellowstone-Rd-80503/home/35245500
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A 5-acre property valued at $1.3 mil in Longmont, Colorado. It's presumably Penny's early inheritance.
Anyway, they pretend the Tranch still kinda exists at this new location, but it's just a LARP to salve Penny's bruised ego. The Tranch as we knew it is dead.

I wonder if they're paying the property taxes/utility bills on the place or it's still in the grandparents name, I know which one they'd prefer

I'm hoping one day we get a full itemized history of their financials across the whole period, it would make FASCINATING reading

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I wonder if they're paying the property taxes/utility bills on the place or it's still in the grandparents name, I know which one they'd prefer

I'm hoping one day we get a full itemized history of their financials across the whole period, it would make FASCINATING reading

If you were their grandparents, would you hand over anything to the troons on paper? If they have even a lick of sense, they've signed a 'rental' agreement to make it very clear who owns the land still.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If you were their grandparents, would you hand over anything to the troons on paper?

The elderly are easy to dupe and/or bully and are often willing to do strange, illogical, things out of familial affection. Unfortunately this is why we must protect elders.

 

[NomiMalone]

Oh, Fedposter J is studying to become a nursing assistant:

This is legitimately horrifying.

Imagine some frail 80 year old woman in a bed, waiting for her time to use the restroom or have her legs adjusted because she's immobilized. She or her family have requested only women to assist her with anything that might expose sensitive areas...that is, if Colorado allows such tRaNsPhObIc medical care requests anymore.

In walks Fedposter J, his scraggly unwashed hair poorly placed under a scrubs cap that still reveals his completely receded hairline, and his gross rough stubble that he didn't bother to shave. "HULLO I'M HERE TO SHIFT YOUR ASS," he says in his most dainty lady-like voice.

The elderly woman screams, calls the nurse, and says that she specifically requested a woman. "This IS a true and honest woman, you bigot!" she is told, as the horror of her situation begins to creep in. The nurse leaves in a huff, incensed that the (actual) woman can't recognize a beautiful brave trans wymyn.

Fedposter J, unable to control his temper as we have seen multiple times in the past, approaches this poor little old lady's bed, eyes filled with rage, ready to project a lifetime of failure and retardation onto a subject that he can control, dominate, and punish as he sees fit.

"She fell," J says, as he writes up the report on the old lady's new injuries.

 

[Human Waiter]

Jen posted a picture of a surviving alpaca.



Jen is glad the Tranch failed, he claims to have been washing all of the dishes.



Seems like Jen is moving forward with the bolt-ons.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

They left one alpaca to tell the story onwards.

 

[FinnSven]

They left one alpaca to tell the story onwards.

Maybe that alpaca is the Simon Wiesenthal of alpacas and after dealing with the trio of troonery, it will dedicate its life to hunting down those responsible for the tranch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They left one alpaca to tell the story onwards.

"Tell the other llamas what you saw."