I didn’t call Coldplay gay. I called people who listen to Coldplay gay. Same applies to people who listen to every self-proclaimed indie rock hipster band with little to no use of guitars, like One Republic, Bastille or Imagine Dragons. Unless those people are girls.
I do genuinely believe that Coldplay’s music is incredibly dull and their frontman Chris Martin is a huge hippie-faced faggot who writes bad lyrics, leaves 90% of all songwriting work to his producers and notoriously steals other people’s songs.
I used to listen to their track “Midnight”, except it’s technically not even done by them - it’s a refined demo by Jon Hopkins, who’s also the producer on “Midnight”, with a layered vocal track and a synth arpeggio at the end.