Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

This guy is 100% gonna troon out at some point, and he's gonna look fucking hilarious too
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I feel bad for their kids, specially when there's porn of your parents made by themselves specifically so everyone could see it.
she's also had like a stairway of failure to protect them, she could have made her career/characters under an alias to avoid personal details but didn't. especially with sexual content could have made all characters ideally look not human, furries or minimal details, artistic choices to separate the characters from anyone irl, even if they're fully based on irl people. use aliases for characters, so it's not explicitly her daughter, it would be (x). so there's a level of separation, and like how someone posted few pages back with her having sex comics and mother/daughter stuff together, she opens the door for shadman-esque people to make art of her interpretation of her daughter. there was already someone making extreme art of her, so it's most likely only a matter of time, and separation wouldn't stop it being creepy and wrong etc, but it would act as a safeguard for people to make porn of a puppet that you use to portray your daughter instead of an actual person.

the more anonymous she made characters, the better. you would start scaling back damage it could do to your kid from something like having your cartoon of explicitly yourself gangbanged and cucking and then talking to your explicitly named and detailed kid, to something like making adult shit about (a bunny) and it's kid, with the kid having no discerning features. ideally don't even have kid characters. keep (whore bunny) for adult stuff, and then a separate series for your wholesome moments. still kind of retarded but if she sectioned off any sexual content from it then drawing herself and kid is more understandable, especially if she did a stephen king/richard bachman type pen name to separate sex shit and politics/family moments.

and as the final but optimistic only currently possible option, purge everything with fire, try to get comics pulled as much as able, with major focus on sexual ones, and then going forward a. quit making porn of yourself drawn or not, work a normal job or a shit job that's not sexual for the sake of protecting your kids or at least starting damage control b. restart comics using anonymous characters or expys as a late means of separation from your life and porn. if she would have started with anonymity and fictional characters playing out her life's events much of irl complications from employers etc or the emotional damage to kids/family could be avoided or reduced. even just as simply minimizing risk. instead she does gangbang cuck fetish porn and then "HEY GUYS THIS IS MY DAUGHTER! ISN'T SHE A LOVABLE ASSHOLE?"

she's not something like a mother forced into stripping or prostitution to feed her kids and pay the bills, she's a cartoonist who is actively choosing to make degrading sexual shit and drag her family into it, which can easily breed resentment from the kids instead of any respect or love and appreciation for parents suffering, just haram on every level
 
Another new comic, getting 5k within a hour of posting. I'd be real interested to see the minute by minute numbers on her submissions. I'm willing to bet there's a 2k spike that happens a few minutes after posting.
Looks like she's made pandering a cornerstone of her comic now. So much virtue signaling for clout.

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Another new comic, getting 5k within a hour of posting. I'd be real interested to see the minute by minute numbers on her submissions. I'm willing to bet there's a 2k spike that happens a few minutes after posting.
Looks like she's made pandering a cornerstone of her comic now. So much virtue signaling for clout.

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"Here's a program that'll get you off the street"
*interest*
"You aren't allowed to be drunk and high 24/7 though"
*zero takers*
 
"Here's a program that'll get you off the street"
*interest*
"You aren't allowed to be drunk and high 24/7 though"
*zero takers*
Most homeless are homeless by choice and not some poor old beggar from a dickens novel.
I know shs has never met a homeless or even really knows any homeless laws besides outrage posts from reddit but trying to make them anything besides fent addicted junkies is just inaccurate
 
Another new comic, getting 5k within a hour of posting. I'd be real interested to see the minute by minute numbers on her submissions. I'm willing to bet there's a 2k spike that happens a few minutes after posting.
Looks like she's made pandering a cornerstone of her comic now. So much virtue signaling for clout.

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For all their talk of muh racial injustices, even Leftoids know to draw homeless people as white 90% of the time.

Also, her son is autistic? Oh boy, let's predict where this goes!
 
she's not something like a mother forced into stripping or prostitution to feed her kids and pay the bills, she's a cartoonist who is actively choosing to make degrading sexual shit and drag her family into it, which can easily breed resentment from the kids instead of any respect or love and appreciation for parents suffering, just haram on every level
Let's not forget how pissy she gets when people see porn of her without paying for it.
 
Also I'm pretty sure Canada doesn't have homeless camp laws. Once again catering to the audience when she isn't familiar with the content.
It does, at least on the local level - which the province then shits on, at least in Ontario.

Another new comic, getting 5k within a hour of posting. I'd be real interested to see the minute by minute numbers on her submissions. I'm willing to bet there's a 2k spike that happens a few minutes after posting.
Looks like she's made pandering a cornerstone of her comic now. So much virtue signaling for clout.

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This bitch has never been in or around a homeless camp.
 
Ellen has pissed on her fans who have told her she should use fake names for her kids.
Ellen, you should get yourself tested for autism. I'm not even trying to be mean but I think you're in denial or something.
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I know autism is a spectrum and he’s a little kid, but something about the way Ellen writes her son in these is a little off putting. I just can’t put my finger on it. Then this one in particular…
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Is giving me flashbacks to Momlife Comics/the peach lady, if anyone remembers her. Only this time the resentment is directed mainly at her kids instead of her husband.
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I know autism is a spectrum and he’s a little kid, but something about the way Ellen writes her son in these is a little off putting. I just can’t put my finger on it. Then this one in particular…
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Is giving me flashbacks to Momlife Comics/the peach lady, if anyone remembers her. Only this time the resentment is directed mainly at her kids instead of her husband.
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Yeah, it really rubs me the wrong way. Her son is clearly a little kid but she writes about him like he's an alien puppy and not a little human. It's narcissistic.

I'd bet money she has some issues she's projecting onto him(besides the autism), we already have proof she's projecting her girl problems onto her daughter.
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