Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Those are cases where the child earned the money. Not gifts given to them by the parents. Imagine the legal nightmare of children suing their parents because they believed their inheritance should be higher.
I believe that you are incorrect on this in a legal-theoretical sense. They are still trustees who still have a fiduciary duty to the beneficiaries, regardless of how the trust was set up. As a practical matter, it's a revocable trust and it's a gift from the parents, so suing will be tough. However, when you create that trust, you do create a responsibility to not mis-manage it.

My impression, given the timing of the mortgage, was that the mortgage was intended for some remodeling which would have added value to the house and thereby be straightforwardly in the interests of the beneficiaries. However, that mortgage appears to have gone toward legal bills and cocaine.
 
People worth more than he ever was have ended up destitute. Lowtax similarly had rich parents and access to a few million at some point, and ended up eating the business end of a handgun in a dank basement apartment.
Even if his parents decide to set up largely generation-skipping* scenarios, he'll have more than a few million.

*And based on their general indulgence and ineffective efforts (if any) to have him on the straight and narrow, I doubt they will skip him (which I wouldn't do, either, tbh; I might put tighter reins on a known ne'er-do-well, but if I had 9 figures to distribute (I do not :-(((( ), my children would be living well, pretty much unless they tried to kill me or someone else).
Really he's already only not destitute due to the sufferance of his parents.
Right. That was my point. He can be as big a fuck up as...Nick Rekieta and still never truly worry, bc mum & dad & money.

All he has to do is alienate one or two more people and he's living in that Lowtax shithole and on Ethan Ralph levels of dire poverty. Maybe they're mega-suckers who really will let him deplete the entire family's finances, but if he ever makes it an issue of choosing between their grandkids and him?
They could give him $20M and say blow it, we don't care, and the family finances will still be enormous. They will put some bounds on his as ability to ruin everyone.

But also, one of the reasons that, as a parent, the prospect of losing your money is terrifying is that you hope and pray and don't sleep and run yourself into the ground is not only to provide opportunities and comfort for your children, but also that you hope to be able to leave them something that will make their lives easier or allow them to thrive or live with less worry themselves.

Nick will NEVER have to worry about the financial future of his children. That's HUGE. Even if he's sleeping on dirt, they will not (unless those apples stay close to his tree).

And it's not just oh, the kids will each have school paid for at Saint Cloud State by indulgent grandma, or even one million dollars. They will have multiple millions. And if any of them has a clue and isn't mired in Nick's midwit and bad-taste world, this will mean all kinds of opportunities for them. Schools, jobs, society, mate pool, security for them and any of their kids; everything.

I'm pretty sure he's the one getting fucked. He has no source of income, no means of getting one, and has burned any hopes of a professional career in the one field he has at least paper qualifications in to the ground.

Maybe he won't be living in a van down by the river levels of destitute but his future is dire.
For sure, he could and should be better. But imagine there was no family money. The psychic weight of failing and having literally nothing, vs the psychic weight of failing and having 8+ figures' backstop, with or without strings. Can't compare. (I mean, I love Succession, but not being chosen for CEO or being able to outfox your father yet still being worth ungodly sums is unpitiable compared to screwing up and winding up bagging groceries and living on dented tins of Spam at 85 years old.)

Nick has everything. Maybe his parents are temporarily teaching him a lesson, but as he said, he's not worried about being homeless, ackshually.

He's not worried. This is a temporary and temporarily annoying moment in his life. Ego hit mayyybe, but otherwise, he's just fine.


I think exactly the same thing, but I am using the other sense of "cleave," one of my favorite Janus words. And without the preposition.
Well, I was meaning "with any luck for amused observers," aka he'll keep doing all the dumb things...but 1) +1000 for "Janus words," but 2) what's he going to cleave?
 
Really he's already only not destitute due to the sufferance of his parents. All he has to do is alienate one or two more people and he's living in that Lowtax shithole and on Ethan Ralph levels of dire poverty. Maybe they're mega-suckers who really will let him deplete the entire family's finances, but if he ever makes it an issue of choosing between their grandkids and him?
If he was a normal person and they had full access to the trust money, he could become just a full time parent - he doesnt seem to care about his career anyway - and I bet his mother would make him secured forever; the issue is he seems to hate being a full time parent and whine like a faggot doing the minimal required.
 
My impression, given the timing of the mortgage, was that the mortgage was intended for some remodeling which would have added value to the house and thereby be straightforwardly in the interests of the beneficiaries. However, that mortgage appears to have gone toward legal bills and cocaine.
Except they not only failed to raise the property value (and I'm not certain a room designed for a St. Andrew's cross raises general appeal), they actively diminished it with severe misuse and neglect. This is even taking the drug damage out of the equation.
 
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The best timeline would be the grandparents snatching up the kids, leaving all the money to them and leaving Nick and Kayla with nothing.
Yeah I dunno. The last thing a bunch of kids with mommy AND daddy issues need is a slush fund of free money paired with grandparents who not only created Nick, but who are now too old to effectively parent so many children. What they need is someone who will show them the real world, and I don't think anyone on Nick's side is willing or capable of doing this.
 
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That may be true however as any expert in the art world knows, prices can be very volatile. What I'm saying is that my offer of $75 in cold hard cash is one hell of an opportunity. Nick could super chat the fat pedophile Patrick Melton at least three times slinging around that kind of dough.

Think about it Nick my boy! This once in a life time offer won't be on the table forever!
I'll offer $76. Let's go!!!!!!!
 
Yeah I dunno. The last thing a bunch of kids with mommy AND daddy issues need is a slush fund of free money paired with grandparents who not only created Nick, but who are now too old to effectively parent so many children. What they need is someone who will show them the real world, and I don't think anyone on Nick's side is willing or capable of doing this.
I think those kids have better heads on their shoulders than people here give them credit for. And that's no thanks to their family....entirely the doing of the church community they have now been ripped away from.

Regardless of your feelings on religion, having a community like that to be involved in is essential for kids' well being. I remember a while ago a public video was posted of the congregation that their kids were in and those weren't the words of kids being forced to participate. Those were kids who were involved willingly. I'd go as far as saying the community loved them too, seeing as they spoke up about the state the kids were in. Most people wouldn't. Especially because speaking up risks bridges being burnt.

That same sense of community doesn't have to be from a church, it can be from a school or interest groups or hobbies or even just the neighborhood in general. But they got it there, and their future success will all be dependent on what their new communities look like.
 
Sad to say but had he gotten a DUI it would have been better for him. He would have pled it down, and to get it expunged take "anti-drug/drinking classes" at a "rich people's out-patient program" that could've had him re-access his "way of life" maybe a little quicker. With charges being cocaine, it's so drawn out and a waste of time.
Nigga, he would have fought a DUI even harder than he would have fought to try to convince the internet that he didn't give his 8 year old an absolute shitton of cocaine.
 
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hes not accepting that he ruined everything for his own ego and pleasure but i think this might be him realizing "oh shit, shits fucked". ie he realized "ah fuck my daughters on cocaine, eric didnt do that, josh didnt do that ... i alone helped that happen". which is fucking rough, waking up as ethan ralph tier shit.
 
hes not accepting that he ruined everything for his own ego and pleasure but i think this might be him realizing "oh shit, shits fucked". ie he realized "ah fuck my daughters on cocaine, eric didnt do that, josh didnt do that ... i alone helped that happen". which is fucking rough, waking up as ethan ralph tier shit.

I dunno, it struck me as yet more of his passive-aggressive copium. The last sentence in particular is what makes me think that.
 
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Okay, people, I must admit. Rekieta may be right about this. When he told us such awesome stories, like the one about Judge Fisher's liquor vagina, I smiled and laughed. The only thing I did not do was learn something about myself, but... That may be his intention for his female viewers. So, who am I to say? [/sarcasm]
 
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"I literally just want people to smile, laugh, and learn more about themselves..."

Yeah, people like Montagraph and his lawyer, Null, Maddox, Eric July, Ron Toye, Amber Heard, Russell Greer, Drexel, Aaron Imholte, Legal Mindset, Potentially Criminal, Elissa Clips, Keffals, Judge Pussy Liquor, Matthew Perry, the Scandinavian prudes, Andy Warski, PPP, DarksydePhil, Uncivil Law, Vic Mignona, Kayla's destroyed body, Kayla's entire side of family, Jesus Christ, God himself, and all those traffic cops were all supposed to smile, laugh, and learn more about themselves. What a selfless man.

"I'm sorry!" Proceeds to use his family as a shield, make a bunch of excuses, and downplays everything. Yeah, he ain't sorry.
 
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Hmm yeah… Smile and laugh and learn a little about life! Just like that one listener… What was his name again… John?

See, it’s all good! Nick totally isn’t a spite fueled failson and top tier degenerate… He just wants to make you chuckle!


Anyone else getting MATI from Nick’s total fail of an apology? It’s top tier gaslighting. Just: “Whoopsies, I made a teensy mistake!” As if he got the off brand crap from the store instead of Doritos.

Not a speck of introspection or accountability.
 
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Smile the stink from your clothes, laugh off the looks the community gives you while daddy drives you drunk everywhere and learn more about yourself as you go days without eating. The good news is cocaine is an appetite suppressant that will allow you to handle stress up to here! I didn't mean to impact you negatively as a weird couple came over drunk and high to bang mommy in front of daddy for months on end and the balldo bunker went derelict. The good news is I can lean on your older brother and get all the problems off my chest and onto his.
 
Hmm yeah… Smile and laugh and learn a little about life! Just like that one listener… What was his name again… John?

See, it’s all good! Nick totally isn’t a spite fueled failson and top tier degenerate… He just wants to make you chuckle!


Anyone else getting MATI from Nick’s total fail of an apology? It’s top tier gaslighting. Just: “Whoopsies, I made a teensy mistake!” As if he got the off brand crap from the store instead of Doritos.

Not a speck of introspection or accountability.
Wonder if this is the start of the "I'm a changed man" arc? This narcissistic loser might finally be realizing that he has to follow social cues like "boasting about doing a mountain of cocaine when you're a married father of 5 isn't cool." I have a good feeling he might end up like this most of the year with lots of fake apologies and allusions to how he's "learned from his mistakes." He's gotta control that narrative, and he understands that "recovering addict" makes people like him more than being an unrepentant junkie.
 
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