Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I'm currently imbibing the Kinochet thread, I am on page 10. I found this from the early Casino days where Ashton seems to be genuinely happy to ring the tard bell, before it became a paypig slog. It's actually sad in retrospect to see the joy go out because of paypig dynamics. It's worth noting that while Andy did indeed have his post Knoxville sycophants running around in the background, superchats through a non-YouTube source rather than subs were the mechanism of support. Fun point of lore, Faith Vickers father was an epic paypig around this time, going by Vicious Vickers. The dynamics of the paypigs were different, Kick brought them up to a whole new order of magnitude. Leaderboards had a huge role in this. It's like looking at a before and after photo when drugs ruin someone.


ADDED IN EDIT: Erased because disinfo. Gayop, not real information.
 

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I'm currently imbibing the Kinochet thread, I am on page 10. I found this from the early Casino days where Ashton seems to be genuinely happy to ring the tard bell, before it became a paypig slog. It's actually sad in retrospect to see the joy go out because of paypig dynamics. It's worth noting that while Andy did indeed have his post Knoxville sycophants running around in the background, superchats through a non-YouTube source rather than subs were the mechanism of support. Fun point of lore, Faith Vickers father was an epic paypig around this time, going by Vicious Vickers. The dynamics of the paypigs were different, Kick brought them up to a whole new order of magnitude. Leaderboards had a huge role in this. It's like looking at a before and after photo when drugs ruin someone.
I feel like it also has to do with all the lolicon shit he has to say is based so that his paypigs can feel aknowledged. I don't care how much money you are going to give me, i am just not gonna say that shit to anyone even in private. When you dont have standards and you have to knowingly shield and fellate pedophiles like metokur masochist then of course you are gonna lose your vigor and your soul in the process. He has to also stream next to a man that livestreamed child porn and previously said rightfully that he should go to jail for it. That stream showed how comfortable Tardski is around CP to the point that he can laugh and show it and edit it. You have this unholy congregation in their upper echelon of something you'd think is an offshoot of NAMBLA. It just impresses me as to how in the fuck can anyone look away from this other than lack of knowledge.
 
Unlikely to happen sadly. If it did they're show would be more sustainable.
Andy is the problem and always has been, he is a complete void of charisma and keeps dragging the show down with low IQ interventions and pausing. PPP cant tard wrangle him, actually nobody can if you wanna know the truth about it.
 
Andy is the problem and always has been, he is a complete void of charisma and keeps dragging the show down with low IQ interventions and pausing. PPP cant tard wrangle him, actually nobody can if you wanna know the truth about it.
I just realized how the phrase "low IQ interventions" applies equally well to Andy's paypigs and discord sycophants particular style of being as disruptive as possible.
 

You will never have a real gunt​

You will never have a real gunt. You have no bifurcation, you have no Maker's Mark, you have no childbride. You are a homosexual man twisted by chips and maple leaves into a crude mockery of sektur’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back paypigs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “cohost” tardlaughs at your orcish appearance behind closed doors.
Shitposters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even gunts who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a kiwi. Your lack of bifurcation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to sodomize a drunk kitten, it’ll turn tail and bolt the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, diabetes belly.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy Lays, lace it with arsenic, shovel it down your piehole, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a massive faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably without a gunt.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
Interesting theory. I always assumed it was just because he feels so inadequate next to Ashton. Like he just isn't anywhere near the entertainer and wants to feel like one of the cool kids at school for a few hours after the actual show. That and he really wishes he was engaging enough to be a game streamer (He's not it's fucking unwatchable garbage).
IMO Tardski's 15 hour streams are used by them as an excuse to not stream. PPP: "Hey goys, we did a 15 hr stream last night I can't stream for a few days. I need to recuperate". When in reality tardski is the only one staying up probably aided by cocaine. They used to do actual mega shows when something big happened like when ralph has a pillstream or when his horse got away. Now PPP fucks off 4 hrs in and acts like he was right there with tardski.
 
The reason jannies and sycophants stopped coming around here is because nobody wants to fight for someone who won't fight for themselves. If they streamed, the Farms would be a battleground between alogs and janitors. They don't, so this is firm and complete alog territory. Even their Kino Casino chat is largely complaints, although said complaints seem to be contained to lack of shows and nuances regarding the way the show is executed.

Added in edit: Theoretically, the chief property of any game stream anywhere is to decompress and just shoot the shit. Conversely, Andy's gamestreams seem to be bogged down with a heavy weight of existential dread. It is a nearly 40 year old man killing time to minimize the amount of time he has to spend with his live-in meth whore before he crashes from exhaustion.

just got banned by FATCHICKTHRILLER in kino casino chat for saying bad words. wtf when did andy warski start modding homosexuals? I thought the casino was supposed to based but i guess not. Andy shows favor to literal F slurs who pay to have a para social relationship with him. genuinely the casinos pay ligs have to be the most low IQ inbred freaks ever. Null was 100% right with his prediction Andy is a retard who befriends trannys and brown people because they give him money and they're top pay pigs clash with the culture of the show and the audience and it will ruin the casino. i give them another year tops.
Cross post from PPP thread. Apologies for double post, unable to edit into previous post. If any mod can give me an assist and erase the text about the double post, that would be awesome.
 
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He won’t even commit to keeping Masochist away. He instead goes with the lame cope that he can’t stop people from giving him money. And again we have zero proof of PPP ever messaging Metokur Masochist…because he didn’t. The hiatus was probably so they could sort out his new dono situation. Did they have him change account names with a different paypig? One thing is for sure, the pedonos will be plenty tomorrow.
 
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He won’t even commit to keeping Masochist away. He instead goes with the lame cope that he can’t stop people from giving him money. And again we have zero proof of PPP ever messaging Metokur Masochist…because he didn’t. The hiatus was probably so they could sort out his new dono situation. Did they have him change account names with a different paypig? One thing is for sure, the pedonos will be plenty tomorrow.
Translation: I told "Metokur Masochist" to fuck off and die...but his sock account could just be a brand new whale sock I have no suspicions or control over!
WHOAAAA BUDDDDYYYYYYY
 
A coordinated sub bomb train that was discussed beforehand in some backchannel makes sense as to why they pushed the schedule up. It's as if the paypigs all agreed to keep the 7th free so they could all sub bomb to own the haterz, but it was rescheduled.
 
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